It's all about me - Page 56

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-19-2004, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I want to do something that is going to cost him a lot of money.

Please tell us what he did that's making you want to get all PJ on his ass.

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Flinty_McFlint · 07-19-2004, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Flinty, if you need someone to test out the stabbing implement for your invention, I am available for self-testing if I ever, ever, ever have to endure lunch with the summer I just went out with again.

He/she said no, huh? I'm sowwy.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-19-2004, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Ex is going to be at a party I am attending that evening. I have a friend make a call (this was in the days before caller ID -- yes, I am a dinosaur) telling him that she's always admired him from afar, and really wants to meet him, etc.

He mentions the party, and would she like to come. She agrees. She tells him she's tall, blonde and will be wearing a red dress.

Well, don't you know (and this proves that the gods were smiling upon me -- and he deserved it!), a tall, blonde, very beautiful girl I know (but not well -- she was not at all in on this plan) shows up to the party in a red dress.

So the plan (before you realized someone of that description was actually going to be there) was to watch him looking expectantly at every person who arrived and then giggle uncontrollably when the tall blond didn't show up?

Or were you hoping someone of that description would show up?

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Shape Shifter · 07-19-2004, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So the plan (before you realized someone of that description was actually going to be there) was to watch him looking expectantly at every person who arrived and then giggle uncontrollably when the tall blond didn't show up?

Or were you hoping someone of that description would show up?

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Isn't there always a tall blond in a red dress at a party? Where did you go to school, anyway?

notcasesensitive · 07-19-2004, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Isn't there always a tall blond in a red dress at a party? Where did you go to school, anyway?

Well, by definition it's not a party until the tall blonde in the red dress shows up, so yes.

ltl/fb · 07-19-2004, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Well, by definition it's not a party until the tall blonde in the red dress shows up, so yes.

And it's not over until I sing.

Anne Elk · 07-19-2004, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Please tell us what he did that's making you want to get all PJ on his ass.

TM

Nothing much. I'm just really annoyed at the fact that he can't look me in the eye or acknowledge my presence.

I thought I was doing a good job about getting over this. The first month was rough, but after that everything was OK. After I saw the two of them for the first time last week, I was surprised at how well I handled it, until I had nightmares two nights in a row about him. Had another one last night.

I'm sure all my problems would be solved if I had sex with someone. I need to get laid. I wonder if that cute referee will be at my game tonight.......

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-19-2004, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And it's not over until I sing.

Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-19-2004, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Isn't there always a tall blond in a red dress at a party?

Yez. But isn't he usually wearing a carnation?

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greatwhitenorthchick · 07-19-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So the plan (before you realized someone of that description was actually going to be there) was to watch him looking expectantly at every person who arrived and then giggle uncontrollably when the tall blond didn't show up?

Or were you hoping someone of that description would show up?

TM

There's always a tall blond in red dress at every party. She's a party archetype.

It is also a truism that if you look good in red, and you wear it out, you are going to get hit on like you wouldn't believe. Red is like some kind of magnet. I'm not sure why this is.

dtb · 07-19-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So the plan (before you realized someone of that description was actually going to be there) was to watch him looking expectantly at every person who arrived and then giggle uncontrollably when the tall blond didn't show up?

Well, yes (except for the giggling part). The girl showing up was just icing on the cake. It would have been enough just to see him feeling all self-important, waiting for his admirer to show up. I seem to remember that we had a phase 2 planned -- to let him know that no such person was going to show -- but the appearance of tall-blonde-in-the-red-dress obviated the need for our implementation of Phase II.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-19-2004, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Nothing much. I'm just really annoyed at the fact that he can't look me in the eye or acknowledge my presence.

Isn't that enough? I would think that this punk-ass behavior is a reward in itself.

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'm sure all my problems would be solved if I had sex with someone. I need to get laid. I wonder if that cute referee will be at my game tonight.......

Oh. Well, that explains it. I'm sure Less can help you with that small problem.

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ltl/fb · 07-19-2004, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Sequels needs to hit the gym AND the self-tanning cream?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-19-2004, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

It is also a truism that if you look good in red, and you wear it out, you are going to get hit on like you wouldn't believe. Red is like some kind of magnet. I'm not sure why this is.

Red makes sense, but I've heard from a group of women that wearing white pants seems to increase the amount of getting hit on as well. And that makes no sense.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-19-2004, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There's always a tall blond in red dress at every party. She's a party archetype.

It is also a truism that if you look good in red, and you wear it out, you are going to get hit on like you wouldn't believe. Red is like some kind of magnet. I'm not sure why this is.

Translation: I never go to a party without my red dress.*

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* And carnation.