Less to See than on NHL Center Ice® - Page 56

taxwonk · 02-24-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You should have worked someting in about the cheap shoes of the Prole Fats getting ruined.

You forget that I am one of the prole fats. And I don't wear cheap shoes.

bold_n_brazen · 02-24-2005, 04:30 PM

I am currently coveting this:

I have a weird obsession with Cafe Press. I browse there all the time, but I never buy anything.

Shape Shifter · 02-24-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The serial emailer from a few weeks ago just emailed me again. I think I'm going to have to put a block on him. Christ almighty.

He probably just wants to give you a gift.

(spree: CNN news article about a man suing woman for emotional distress after she used sperm she collected from him via oral sex to later impregnate herself, unbeknownst to him. The court dimissed his charges of fraud and theft: "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.")

Replaced_Texan · 02-24-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
"The appeals court said it agreed with Alabama that the law exercised time-honored use of state police power to restrict the sale of sex. It rejected the ACLU's argument that the constitutional right to privacy covered the commercial sale of sex toys."

So, my vibrator is basically the same thing as a prostitute? Perhaps I should read the whole opinion.

Here you go (spree: Williams v. Alabama)

Replaced_Texan · 02-24-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He probably just wants to give you a gift.

(spree: CNN news article about a man suing woman for emotional distress after she used sperm she collected from him via oral sex to later impregnate herself, unbeknownst to him. The court dimissed his charges of fraud and theft: "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.")

Hmmm. Same princple as engagement rings apply, apparently.

Detbslave should wade in and give us etiquitte pointers on what to do when some asks for the return of their spunk.

ebc I can never remember where the two ts go in etiquitte.

Shape Shifter · 02-24-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hmmm. Same princple as engagement rings apply, apparently.

Detbslave should wade in and give us etiquitte pointers on what to do when some asks for the return of their spunk.

ebc I can never remember where the two ts go in etiquitte.

From now on, my sperm will only be distributed through licensing agreements limiting its use for particular purposes.

Replaced_Texan · 02-24-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
From now on, my sperm will only be distributed through licensing agreements limiting its use for particular purposes.

I think that use of the source code is what you should worry about the most.

Hank Chinaski · 02-24-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Detbslave should wade in and give us etiquitte pointers on what to do when some asks for the return of their spunk.

Snowball?

Shape Shifter · 02-24-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Snowball?

Why would MR do that?

Hank Chinaski · 02-24-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why would MR do that?

that would be a felch actually.

Shape Shifter · 02-24-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
that would be a felch actually.

First the rimming, then the snowballing, and now this? You are disgusting, MR!

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 02-24-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I think it was more of a "alternative isn't really 'alternative' anymore" sort of disdainful sniff -- didn't strike me that Ollie was making an anti-Garbage comment. But I could be wrong.

Not Bob is Not Wrong. Garbage is fine; no real strong feelings about them one way or another. I'd probably fuck Shirley Manson.

Nothing against chick singers here. Love the first 2 Pretenders albums. Love Lucinda Williams. Love Neko Case.

And speaking of classic rock, at a recent auction for Ruth Bader Ramone's skool, I scored a 4 CD set of the Dead's June '73 show at RFK (with ABB on the 3rd set), plus a 2-cd JGB show from Pittsburg in '76. Very nice. Parenthood has its pluses; if only she was old enough to have dope-dealing friends.

Flinty_McFlint · 02-24-2005, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Not Bob is Not Wrong. Garbage is fine; no real strong feelings about them one way or another. I'd probably fuck Shirley Manson.

Nothing against chick singers here. Love the first 2 Pretenders albums. Love Lucinda Williams. Love Neko Case.

And speaking of classic rock, at a recent auction for Ruth Bader Ramone's skool, I scored a 4 CD set of the Dead's June '73 show at RFK (with ABB on the 3rd set), plus a 2-cd JGB show from Pittsburg in '76. Very nice. Parenthood has its pluses; if only she was old enough to have dope-dealing friends.

Preschoolers have the best drugs.

Tyrone Slothrop · 02-24-2005, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The bayou closest to me is about to crest over the sidewalk.

Every so often I become convinced that RT is using this board to send coded messages to operatives.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 02-24-2005, 05:42 PM

Sasquatch, motherfuckers.

Anybody wanna spend Memorial Day rawking out in beautiful George, Washington?