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[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I east more chicken than any man ever seen.

Of course I go down on my wife. All the damn time. But I hardly equate that with tit fucking.

This is a fair point (but sebby, it doesn't sound as though you enjoy it much). Maybe you really should have your motto printed up on a t-shirt, as someone suggested on the last go-round with this subject.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would say, "whiff," in that I was trying to elicit a response from bilmore detailing his experiences as a cheater.

I would say "whiff", in that there ain't that much anonymity in the world.

Or perhaps as Cuckold, since he seems to have a lot of time on his hands lately.

Um, not posting is usually associated with a lack of free time. (But, I did go back and read a few of those, and I can only add that high-caliber sniping gear is not accorded a sufficiently respected place in polite society.)

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Cause everyone knows that you're not going to get an STD doing exclusively that.

You won't if you have yours bronzed like I did.

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
More interesting for us Manhattanites is planning escape and defense plans for when the dead walk the earth to feast upon the flesh of the living.

On a related note, do you (or other large city dwellers) have an actual escape plan for a terrorist attack (or flying saucer attack, I guess)? Meaning stuff like, pre-planned rendevous points with family, an in-city-but-out-of-center meeting point with an out-of-city backup? Consciously thought out exit routes, with a backup that excludes public transport (or main roads if you drive)? Note that it can't really be an "actual" plan unless it has been discussed and agreed with the rest of your family, or whomever you hope to escape with. We have a vague one but it's not very well thought out.

Sorry for the sort of depressing poll, but I'm curious.

The entire city teeters on the brink of utter chaos, traffic-wise, almost every hour of every day except early Sunday morning. I can only imagine what things would be like if every single person who owns a car tried to drive it out of the city simultaneously (with or without a shuffling crowd of zombies close behind). Main roads, side roads, whatever. Fuggedaboudit.

Our emergency plan is "walk east."

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But I hardly equate that with tit fucking.

i'm not sure I understand why not. Do you get something out of going down other than contributing to her pleasure?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
More interesting for us Manhattanites is planning escape and defense plans for when the dead walk the earth to feast upon the flesh of the living.

On a related note, do you (or other large city dwellers) have an actual escape plan for a terrorist attack (or flying saucer attack, I guess)? Meaning stuff like, pre-planned rendevous points with family, an in-city-but-out-of-center meeting point with an out-of-city backup? Consciously thought out exit routes, with a backup that excludes public transport (or main roads if you drive)? Note that it can't really be an "actual" plan unless it has been discussed and agreed with the rest of your family, or whomever you hope to escape with. We have a vague one but it's not very well thought out.

Sorry for the sort of depressing poll, but I'm curious.

Terrorists bomb Philadelphia? Ha! Thats rich. It wouldn't make the evening news.

And the Mayor already did it once back in the 80s anyway.*

*Yes, the Mayor once firbombed the city. Its true. Google "Move fire philadelphia wilson goode."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bah. I have a unique delivery that keeps me clean as a whistle.

The Kent Tekulve of anal sex.

You can't even pull off a morning quicky without showing up to work in crusty trousers. Forgive me if I don't believe you.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
More interesting for us Manhattanites is planning escape and defense plans for when the dead walk the earth to feast upon the flesh of the living.

On a related note, do you (or other large city dwellers) have an actual escape plan for a terrorist attack (or flying saucer attack, I guess)? Meaning stuff like, pre-planned rendevous points with family, an in-city-but-out-of-center meeting point with an out-of-city backup? Consciously thought out exit routes, with a backup that excludes public transport (or main roads if you drive)? Note that it can't really be an "actual" plan unless it has been discussed and agreed with the rest of your family, or whomever you hope to escape with. We have a vague one but it's not very well thought out.

Sorry for the sort of depressing poll, but I'm curious.

Yes. Same basic destination and route as when the aliens show up, but with higher likelihood of the internet being up after it's over.

Oh, and less likelihood that we'll loot the pawn shop down the street from my house on the way out.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
Our emergency plan is "walk east."

Into Queens? I'm going north. To Canada. Where aliens fear to tread.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My brother turned to me at one point and said, "[RT], you're going to have to live with the fact that the internet will probably be down for a few years." Goddamned aliens.

Good point. I'll have to include some porn in the survival kit.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You can't even pull off a morning quicky without showing up to work in crusty trousers. Forgive me if I don't believe you.

I forgive you even if Sebastian does not.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Into Queens? I'm going north. To Canada. Where aliens fear to tread.

Haven't you been paying attention? They are coming for your smokes.

In Queens I can at least stop by the Bohemian Hall and Beer Garden to refresh myself before walking the rest of the way to Montauk.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
This is a fair point (but sebby, it doesn't sound as though you enjoy it much). Maybe you really should have your motto printed up on a t-shirt, as someone suggested on the last go-round with this subject.

I enjoy giving pleasure. But to be honest, the tit fucking always struck me as kind of comedic. From the guy's perspective, it was a pretty silly exercise. Its like the mutual masturbation thing. Its hot for a while...



But then suddenly you're just standing there with a handful of goo, looking a fool.

Call me crazy, but I like the fucking part the best, and everything else pales in comparison.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But then suddenly you're just standing there with a handful of goo, looking a fool.

You were at my last hearing, weren't you?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Into Queens? I'm going north. To Canada. Where aliens fear to tread.

Right. Because all Canadians worth their salt are too busy being aliens in the US.