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[notcasesensitive]

Quotes from Tina Fey's appearance on Howard Stern's show:

Howard Stern: What is Paris Hilton like?

Tina Fey: She's a piece of shit. The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She takes herself so seriously! She's unbelievably dumb and so proud of how dumb she is. She looks like a tranny up close.

Howard Stern: Was she bad on SNL, was she hard to deal with?

Tina Fey: She was awful. People never come in and say "I'm not doing that." So, this guy Jim Downey wrote a really really funny sketch, it was supposed to be Lorne Michaels just finding out that she had a sex tape and telling her she couldn't host the show because SNL has standards... So she was like "I'm not doing it!" and refused to come out of her dressing room. Also, you would walk down the hall and find what just looked like nasty wads of Barbie hair on the stairs... Her hair is like a Fraggle.

Howard Stern: Did she give you ideas for sketches?

Tina Fey: Yeah, she wanted to make fun of all the girls she hates. She was like "I want to play Jessica Simpson, I hate her." She would come in the room and say "you should do a show about Jessica Simpson because she's fat."

Howard Stern: What was the bet you guys had going about her?

Tina Fey: The cast had a bet if she would ask anyone on the cast anything about themselves, you know like how are you? where are you from? anything. I think Seth Meyers won because at one point, she asked him if Maya Rudolf was Italian.

I like the Barbie hair part best.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Quotes from Tina Fey's appearance on Howard Stern's show:


I like the Barbie hair part best.

Me too. She fucking molts? wtf? lol

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Quotes from Tina Fey's appearance on Howard Stern's show:

I like the Barbie hair part best.

She's going to be at Macy's here tomorrow. I am tempted to stand in line just to tell her how much I have enjoyed jacking off to her video.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by LessinSF
She's going to be at Macy's here tomorrow. I am tempted to stand in line just to tell her how much I have enjoyed jacking off to her video.

who;
ncs?
Paris Hilton?
Tina Fey?
Barbie?







ppnyc?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by LessinSF
She's going to be at Macy's here tomorrow. I am tempted to stand in line just to tell her how much I have enjoyed jacking off to her video.

These kinda appearances must support her coke habit. I was in the West LA Best Buy a few months ago and they had big posters and shit everywhere announcing how Paris would be there on X date.

I was tempted to come back if only to see the weird incongruity of this twit holding court among a bunch of laptops, cellphones and kitchen appliances.

Gattigap

[notcasesensitive]

Have you ever heard anyone say this word (as in the opposite of incorrigible)? I never heard it until about 10 minutes ago one of my colleagues used it on a call (describing a call with opposing counsel that went well - "he was corrigible").

Am I the weird one here for being surprised that this word even exists? Learn something new...

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Gattigap
These kinda appearances must support her coke habit. I was in the West LA Best Buy a few months ago and they had big posters and shit everywhere announcing how Paris would be there on X date.

I was tempted to come back if only to see the weird incongruity of this twit holding court among a bunch of laptops, cellphones and kitchen appliances.

Gattigap

The Santa Monica Circuit City appearance of Brittney was the opposite - they kicked everyone out (except those roaming the hard drive section that escaped notice).

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ladies Love NotBob.

LLNB? hmmmmm.

Sung to the tune of LL Cool J's Rock the Bells. A true classic.

L-L-N-B is nice as hell
Snuggle anybody he don't care who you tell
He says, "Swell,"
they exhale
Piggly's got a sale, double-L likes to ring the bells

You've been waitin' and debatin' for oh so long
Just starvin' like Marvin for a NotBob song
If you cried and thought he died, you definitely was wrong
It took a thought, plus he brought the niceness along
Postin' up with the love, down with posting with force
Symbolized by his whinin' postin' record of course
He's a tower full of flowers with little rain or some snails
ThurgreedMarshall drafts this post with his fingernail
Ring the bells

The king of parodies finally is back
My voice is your choice even if it is wack
True as a wizard, just a blizzard, I ain't taken no crap
I'm rhymin' and designin' with abbakiss on my lap
My cock is thick an' finger lickin' cause gwink likes it that way
She takes a step because I'm def and she gets done my way.
Shifter, Seb and Coltrane, those dudes is funny -- all ham
But can't ring the bells so very well cause you know that's up to my man
Ring the bells

Some girls will like this jam
and some girls won't
bnb got a lot of money and you sure as hell don't
firm life is hell, full of debt -- no Pell
All you washed up lawyers wanna rhyme this well
Ring the bells

RT's world-wide known, whether you like it or not
Gettin' tough and slimmin' down and you know she looks hot
Bob digs the 'do' of you know who when he orders pertaters
What's his wife gonna say? "Kill you later!"
Now you know the episode he's hot on her heels
He'll zoom across the country like an automobile
To get some Judd, she's no dud, he thinks that she's greater
What's his wife gonna say? "Kill you later!"
Now you know, what do you know, Flower smokes that weed
And now he's spinnin' in pants of Gold
So you fatty lookin' saggy stupid girls step back
Cause there's a ten to one chance Bob might give you a smack*
Ring the bells

Christmas bells already boilin' the blood in your veins
Why is paigow on his tip? "Slaveman's his name!"
Mr. Man is good, Flinty's good-good
Wonk's way too far behind, it's like his head's made of wood
This post is wippin' and rippin' at your body and soul
What do you like Not B? "Generic rock and roll!"
These ain't the glory days with multo and deuced, the cream
I had to meet the girl who makes us all want to scream
You hated ppnyc all the way, ever since
If her face were made of meat, then it would have to be minced
Ring the bells

So listen to the lines of rhyme, I rhyme on time
I'll cut a joke at your expense, para wished I was blind
To all the sissie-postin' suckers wearin' high-heel boots**
Like ballerinas, won't say 'fag' but you're a fruit-loop troop
Take a listen to ncs, when will you learn?
Fuck around and play with fire and you know you'll get burned
Some suckers don't like me, but I'm not concerned
100 bucks for twenty minutes is the pay that I earn***
I'm gonna ask even if I know what the answer be
Do you like ThurgreedMarshall? "No! We like NotB!"
That's right, the man is here with the help of his bells
There's no delayin' what I'm sayin' as I'm rockin' you well
Ring the bells

TM

*And since we're talking about NotBob, by "smack," I mean a loud, but platonic, peck on the cheek.

**(Hi Hank!)

***And by earn, I mean earn for some other motherfucker who pays me like 10% of that.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
LLNB? hmmmmm.

Sung to the tune of LL Cool J's Rock the Bells. A true classic.

L-L-N-B is nice as hell
Snuggle anybody he don't care who you tell
He says, "Swell,"
they exhale
Piggly's got a sale, double-L likes to ring the bells

You've been waitin' and debatin' for oh so long
Just starvin' like Marvin for a NotBob song
If you cried and thought he died, you definitely was wrong
It took a thought, plus he brought the niceness along
Postin' up with the love, down with posting with force
Symbolized by his whinin' postin' record of course
He's a tower full of flowers with little rain or some snails
ThurgreedMarshall drafts this post with his fingernail
Ring the bells

The king of parodies finally is back
My voice is your choice even if it is wack
True as a wizard, just a blizzard, I ain't taken no crap
I'm rhymin' and designin' with abbakiss on my lap
My cock is thick an' finger lickin' cause gwink likes it that way
She takes a step because I'm def and she gets done my way.
Shifter, Seb and Coltrane, those dudes is funny -- all ham
But can't ring the bells so very well cause you know that's up to my man
Ring the bells

Some girls will like this jam
and some girls won't
bnb got a lot of money and you sure as hell don't
firm life is hell, full of debt -- no Pell
All you washed up lawyers wanna rhyme this well
Ring the bells

RT's world-wide known, whether you like it or not
Gettin' tough and slimmin' down and you know she looks hot
Bob digs the 'do' of you know who when he orders pertaters
What's his wife gonna say? "Kill you later!"
Now you know the episode he's hot on her heels
He'll zoom across the country like an automobile
To get some Judd, she's no dud, he thinks that she's greater
What's his wife gonna say? "Kill you later!"
Now you know, what do you know, Flower smokes that weed
And now he's spinnin' in pants of Gold
So you fatty lookin' saggy stupid girls step back
Cause there's a ten to one chance Bob might give you a smack*
Ring the bells

Christmas bells already boilin' the blood in your veins
Why is paigow on his tip? "Slaveman's his name!"
Mr. Man is good, Flinty's good-good
Wonk's way too far behind, it's like his head's made of wood
This post is wippin' and rippin' at your body and soul
What do you like Not B? "Generic rock and roll!"
These ain't the glory days with multo and deuced, the cream
I had to meet the girl who makes us all want to scream
You hated ppnyc all the way, ever since
If her face were made of meat, then it would have to be minced
Ring the bells

So listen to the lines of rhyme, I rhyme on time
I'll cut a joke at your expense, para wished I was blind
To all the sissie-postin' suckers wearin' high-heel boots**
Like ballerinas, won't say 'fag' but you're a fruit-loop troop
Take a listen to ncs, when will you learn?
Fuck around and play with fire and you know you'll get burned
Some suckers don't like me, but I'm not concerned
100 bucks for twenty minutes is the pay that I earn***
I'm gonna ask even if I know what the answer be
Do you like ThurgreedMarshall? "No! We like NotB!"
That's right, the man is here with the help of his bells
There's no delayin' what I'm sayin' as I'm rockin' you well
Ring the bells

TM

*And since we're talking about NotBob, by "smack," I mean a loud, but platonic, peck on the cheek.

**(Hi Hank!)

***And by earn, I mean earn for some other motherfucker who pays me like 10% of that.

Okay even though I was dissed hard in this, I have to give props where they are due. you got skillz, boy.

[Paisley]

It's been hard to keep up with the activity here the past few days and, once again, I note that people need something different to focus on than the posting activities of certain someones. In an effort to help, I bring you this . . .



IT'S MATING CATS AND DOGS: Here's the offspring of the world's strangest mixed marriage - a cat that allegedly had sex with a dog and produced a litter of, well, pittens. Or is that kuppies? Brazilian teen Cassia Aparecida de Souza claims that kitty Mimi had six babies three months after her liaison with a dog named Dog. The three babies that looked more like dogs survived, while the ones that looked more like cats died at birth.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Didn't DTB offer a variation of an exactly opposite position when I said the nude male body wasn't that attractive?

Just to clarify -- it's not that I dig looking at naked dudes generally, I was just pointing out that there are circumstances under which looking at a naked guy is hottttt.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I still have a problem with the "fucking fag" comments, even though I know they are supposed to be incredibly funny jokes. Just for the record, or whatever. I know you all care.


(now I guess I know how NotBob feels, like, all the time.)

"Mr." "Man" is still having his "gf" fight his battles, I see.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Has anyone seen the Brazilian Girls? Are they worth seeing live?

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by Spanky
My uncle, who is a pretty successful real estate agent in Chicago, and who is straight as the day is long, told me when he walks into a house that he can tell in an instant if it was lived in by a gay man or a gay male couple. If there is no hetereosexual male to influence, then the house is just better decorated, much more in style and he almost never has to hire a person to set up the house to show it.

I met with a realtor recently who told me I wouldn't need to have my place staged if I were to sell it. She did advise me to put some live plants out on the patio to replace the dead ones, but that's pretty much it. I chose all the artwork and furniture in my living room.

In other matters, I've heard The Brazilian Girls are good live. I liked their first album, but I haven't been going to many shows recently.

I look forward to the day when Tim Hortons will battle Krispy Kreme for world donut supremacy. The streets will run beige with the custard of the infidels.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I met with a realtor recently who told me I wouldn't need to have my place staged if I were to sell it. She did advise me to put some live plants out on the patio to replace the dead ones, but that's pretty much it. I chose all the artwork and furniture in my living room.

In other matters, I've heard The Brazilian Girls are good live. I liked their first album, but I haven't been going to many shows recently.

I look forward to the day when Tim Hortons will battle Krispy Kreme for world donut supremacy. The streets will run beige with the custard of the infidels.

wow. ncs says we shouldn't call each other faggy anymore, and immediately everyone lines up tp brag about attributes that are normally considered towards the effeminine side of the spectrum.

Not me. I'm neanderthal. Still