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04-03-2003, 08:17 PM
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#826
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No Junk In This Trunk
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: People's Republic of California
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Just curious
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Originally posted by lawyer_princess
JFF, please tell me of the following applies to you:
A) I have no idea how rEdiculous my posts make me look.
B) I know how rEdiculous my posts make me look, but IRL I am perfectly sane.
C) I really am this mean and bereft of social skills IRL and that is why have no friends.
D) I am a sock and I’m just funnin’ y’all.
This will be a big help in interpreting your future posts. Thanks.
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All of the above.
Just so you know, as long as you want to keep posting about me, I am here for you. Paigow finds it very upsetting, though, so you might want to factor that in depending on how you feel about her.
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04-03-2003, 08:17 PM
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#827
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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In defense of Elvis
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Originally posted by JustForFun
My b/f is under the age of 45, has a full head of hair and is in better shape than most 30 year olds (many of whom don't have a full head of hair). He would make your nips stand at attention.
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Your b/f is Will Ferrell?
BTW, please stop abbreviating "boyfriend" as b/f. Everybody knows this stands for butt-fuck, and hearing you talk about buttlove is enough to make it sound dirty and unappealing. |
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04-03-2003, 08:17 PM
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#828
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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In defense of Elvis
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RP,
You can't mix sarcasm with the term "erect nipples." The male mind just starts thinking tits and a really fine piece of sarcasm is thus lain fallow...
S(... sarcasm... nice, round firm, perky sarcasm...)D
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Well I appreciate the um, advice. But why assume I was being sarcastic? Didn't you say you were good lookin'?
Seriously, I appreciate having someone read my post the way it was meant to be read. |
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04-03-2003, 08:19 PM
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#829
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Analogies 101
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Originally posted by JustForFun
Its because you're not gay. My posts about sex describe my body in detail, which may not be appealing to you if you are a hetero female. Men are rubbing their crotches when they read my posts, though.
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You, jock itch and crabs.
No argument here.
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04-03-2003, 08:22 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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OK, seriously, am I the only female who is nearly always totally unaware of the state of her nipples? I don't know what they are doing unless (a) I'm absolutely FREEZING or (b) I happen to see them (mirror, looking down).
f(they aren't terribly sensitive -- probably has something to do with it)b
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04-03-2003, 08:22 PM
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#831
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No Junk In This Trunk
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: People's Republic of California
Posts: 115
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Analogies 101
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
jock itch and crabs.
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The voice of experience.
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04-03-2003, 08:23 PM
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#832
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(Moderator) Supermom
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sin City
Posts: 128
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Analogies 101
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Originally posted by JustForFun
Its because you're not gay. My posts about sex describe my body in detail, which may not be appealing to you if you are a hetero female. Men are rubbing their crotches when they read my posts, though.
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Wrong. Research has shown that heterosexual women are equally aroused by lesbian porn and straight porn. No reason think verbal descriptions are any different.
http://www.washtimes.com/national/20021223-12520450.htm
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04-03-2003, 08:25 PM
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#833
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Silly girl, I think maybe
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Originally posted by JustForFun
Its because you're not gay. My posts about sex describe my body in detail, which may not be appealing to you if you are a hetero female. Men are rubbing their crotches when they read my posts, though.
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That is really fucking stupid! It betrays a real lack of understanding about human sexuality. Just because I am not gay does not mean that I am not turned on by images and/or descriptions of beautiful female bodies. You say you have a beautiful body and a hot sex life, but you describe those facts with such an absence of subtlety that you completely strip the description of all eroticism.
Absence of subtlety is also an understated way of describing the general issue with your posts, which is that you hammer away at the obvious and in doing so, appear to miss the wit that goes on around and in response to you.
That may be deliberate, and regardless of whether it is, I find it entertaining. What you lack in arguing skills and (apparent*) wit you make up for in your ability to push people's buttons, no pun intended.
RP
* Because it may all be a big joke, in which case, haha! |
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04-03-2003, 08:25 PM
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#834
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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I wish I was a little bit taller....I wish I was a baller
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Originally posted by evenodds
Content-wise, I couldn't recall a single song with a memorable lyric.
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Either you're crazy or your memory is flawed.
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Originally posted by evenodds Even(stop disrespecting the Dirty-Dirty -- if not for the South you wouldn't have "Me So Horny")Odds
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My point exactly.
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04-03-2003, 08:25 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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In defense of Elvis
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well I appreciate the um, advice. But why assume I was being sarcastic? Didn't you say you were good lookin'?
Seriously, I appreciate having someone read my post the way it was meant to be read.
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RP,
I'm still stuck on the nipples. You've got my sarcasm meter all busted up.
I ain't bad, but if I could pop nipples on sight alone, well... I'd be in movies...
S(...or more liekly perpetually hiding behind my desk...)D
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04-03-2003, 08:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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I wish I was a little bit taller....I wish I was a baller
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
S(Did Rick get deported? I think Ashcroft and his thugs were trying to send Rick to England for some stupid immigration thing)D
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He was deported long before Ashcroft took over, for a not-so-stupid thing. I think he shot his cousin. He went to jail, was deported when he got out and I think maybe they're trying to deport him again, but I don't know why. PLF? E/O?
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04-03-2003, 08:29 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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I wish I was a little bit taller....I wish I was a baller
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Either you're crazy or your memory is flawed.
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Didn't we have an entire conversation about this?
Yes, my memory is flawed.
Even(only crazy for you, baby)Odds |
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04-03-2003, 08:29 PM
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#838
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Analogies 101
LP, you are brilliant. From the fucking Washington Times! Given JFF's leanings, that is so, so well done. I bow. |
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04-03-2003, 08:31 PM
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#839
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No Junk In This Trunk
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: People's Republic of California
Posts: 115
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Are you a man?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, seriously, am I the only female who is nearly always totally unaware of the state of her nipples? I don't know what they are doing unless (a) I'm absolutely FREEZING or (b) I happen to see them (mirror, looking down).
f(they aren't terribly sensitive -- probably has something to do with it)b
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Be careful if you say that. Several posters claimed that the fact that I am not acutely aware of the status of my nipples at all times was absolute proof that I was a man.
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04-03-2003, 08:32 PM
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#840
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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I wish I was a little bit taller....I wish I was a baller
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
But why hate on the dirty dirty?
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Maybe it's the rap snob in me, but I've only heard like 3 good songs (outside of Outkast) come out of The South.
Thurgreed(there's gonna be a lot of slow-singin' and flower-bringin' if my burgular alarm starts ringin')Marshall |
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