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11-13-2003, 12:52 PM
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#841
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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Mars and Venus
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Holy shit. I may have dated the same guy, though as far as I know, he never got married. Shortly after we broke up, he started sleeping with/seeing (I'm not sure to this day what type of relationship it was) someone else and every time he told me about the relationship, he'd tell me how bad it was and how he didn't think it would work out. Shortly after they started hooking up, I was moving from one state to another, and I went to see him one last time for some good-bye sex. It was terrible. He didn't talk to me for a few days after that and when I finally got him to tell me what the fuck was going on, he confessed that he was really into this other chick and that things were going great, and sleeping with me was a huge mistake. He explained that he never told me about how much he liked this chick because he was afraid that it would upset me.
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Change the facts slightly and I'd be saying Is that you Carol?? |
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11-13-2003, 12:54 PM
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#842
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Use for the boomyear bonus
I felt this should be posted here. The VS $1.1mm bra --
Discuss. |
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11-13-2003, 12:55 PM
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#843
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Use for the boomyear bonus
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I felt this should be posted here. The VS $1.1mm bra --
Discuss.
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It looks like it squishes the breasts. And that can't be comfortable. Neiman's has better ridiculously expensive gifts. |
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11-13-2003, 12:56 PM
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#844
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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i hope she's pretty on the inside.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Rumor has it that she is the daughter of the love child of Marlon Brando and some novelist.
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Someone has probably already responded, but what do I care? She's actually Marlon Brando's love-granddaughter, and the story came out recently.
You can google it if you feel so inspired... (I, alas, do not.) |
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11-13-2003, 01:11 PM
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#845
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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The Joe Shows
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[i]Originally posted by paigowprincess
So what happens if a Jewish gal marries a Catholic guy and both of them think religion is bullshit but the Catholic guy's mom doesnt want the baby stuck in pergatory so they sprinkle some water on him. they also cut the tip of his dick off but dont invite a bumch of people to eat snacks and gawk? Is the baby still a jew? A quasi Jew? A half Jew?
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The real question is whether the mother would stop giving head. |
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11-13-2003, 01:11 PM
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#846
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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i hope she's pretty on the inside.
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Originally posted by dtb
Someone has probably already responded, but what do I care? She's actually Marlon Brando's love-granddaughter, and the story came out recently.
You can google it if you feel so inspired... (I, alas, do not.)
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Aren't there about 400 women who can claim to be Brando's love granddaughter? |
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11-13-2003, 01:13 PM
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#847
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Use for the boomyear bonus
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It looks like it squishes the breasts. And that can't be comfortable. Neiman's has better ridiculously expensive gifts.
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This reminds me of two stores I'm proud to have never stepped foot in and will continue to never step foot in:
Needless Markup
Nike Town (a/k/a shitty shoes needlessly marked up)
And they're both practically across the street.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-13-2003, 01:23 PM
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#849
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Use for the boomyear bonus
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I felt this should be posted here. The VS $1.1mm bra --
Discuss.
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I think I'd need another $1mm worth of bra.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-13-2003, 01:24 PM
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#850
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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ESPN Page 2 Poll
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-13-2003, 01:27 PM
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#851
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Biggest Lie Poll
Edited because my reading comprehension sucks during phone conference.
I promise to use back button before playing catch-up.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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11-13-2003, 01:27 PM
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#852
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Damn
It's snowing.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-13-2003, 01:28 PM
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#853
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Use for the boomyear bonus
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I felt this should be posted here. The VS $1.1mm bra --
Discuss.
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I saw the attractive Ms. Klum model this on Leno a few weeks ago. There was a problem with the clasp that delayed the revealing moment. I expect more from $11 million underwear. That's too much to spend for shoddy workmanship.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-13-2003, 01:34 PM
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#854
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Use for the boomyear bonus
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I saw the attractive Ms. Klum model this on Leno a few weeks ago. There was a problem with the clasp that delayed the revealing moment. I expect more from $11 million underwear. That's too much to spend for shoddy workmanship.
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It's VS. You'd think a $1MM bra would be made by a company that had a measure of long-term wearability.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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11-13-2003, 01:37 PM
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#855
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Damn
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Originally posted by spookyfish
It's snowing.
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You know, there was a time in my life where this statement would have meant something totally different. And at that time, I would have been visibly excited by this statement.
Today, however, this statement on ly makes me want to say "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah". |
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