Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Try Gary Danko sometime. Well worth it (I know, Bilmore -- how could a $500 dinner be well worth it, if that's not something that you would spend your money on?).

I've been to Gary Danko's and it doesn't cost over $500 unless you buy the $350 bottle of wine (or you are talking about dinner for 4). The prix fix menu is 3 courses for $55 up to 5 courses at $75 per person.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bilmore
My god. Are you serious? I don't think you could do that here if you tried.

Well, not at Perkins in Shakopee you can't.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by bilmore
Because you love vapid, overblown, moralistic speeches that miss the point entirely, too?

Please don't be jealous just b/c I don't love you for your vapid, overblown moralistic speeches that miss the point entirely. There's only room in my heart for one of you at a time.

christ, for someone who is always saying that nobody gets his sense of humor, I have rarely seen you give anybody else credit for perhaps having a sense of humor. And if nobody thinks that you are joking, do you think it's them or do you think maybe it's your "humor" that's to blame?

[Penske_Account]

Socks: I am ignoring the Not socks, including but not limited to the anti-penske ones, other than to say:

Fuck all y'all, I spit on your graves and then I grab my charles Dickens!

Watches: I want a Panerai Luminor. I also want to die broke or better yet, in debt.

There it is then.

edited to add: hi PLF!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Please don't be jealous just b/c I don't love you for your vapid, overblown moralistic speeches that miss the point entirely. There's only room in my heart for one of you at a time.

christ, for someone who is always saying that nobody gets his sense of humor, I have rarely seen you give anybody else credit for perhaps having a sense of humor. And if nobody thinks that you are joking, do you think it's them or do you think maybe it's your "humor" that's to blame?

Well, if I missed your humor in there, I apologize, but I went back and reread it, and still don't see it.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Not Me
I've been to Gary Danko's and it doesn't cost over $500 unless you buy the $350 bottle of wine (or you are talking about dinner for 4). The prix fix menu is 3 courses for $55 up to 5 courses at $75 per person.

Not much of a tipper, are you?

2 seven course prix fixes, a glass of champagne each (since it's by definition a champagne-worthy occasion), a nice Bordeaux in the $200-250 range, possibly some port, coffee, a decent tip, it's over $500.

Intense alcohol, food, and romance inspired sex afterwards, priceless.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I also want to die broke or better yet, in debt.

I want to be a middle manager.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by bilmore
Well, if I missed your humor in there, I apologize, but I went back and reread it, and still don't see it.

Well then we have something in common, huh? Nobody understands our senses of humor. We must be soulmates.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by barely_legal
We must be soulmates.

God help you.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Not much of a tipper, are you?

2 seven course prix fixes, a glass of champagne each (since it's by definition a champagne-worthy occasion), a nice Bordeaux in the $200-250 range, possibly some port, coffee, a decent tip, it's over $500.

Intense alcohol [and] food..............priceless.

I want to dine with you. Platonically, of course. NTTAWWT.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I want to be a middle manager.

Is this a veiled reference to a threesome?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Not much of a tipper, are you?

2 seven course prix fixes, a glass of champagne each (since it's by definition a champagne-worthy occasion), a nice Bordeaux in the $200-250 range, possibly some port, coffee, a decent tip, it's over $500.

Intense alcohol, food, and romance inspired sex afterwards, priceless.

We've discussed this before, but after seven courses, I'm unlikely to be having great sex that night. Now, morning after is a whole different question. How do people do that? Or is it seven itty bitty portions?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

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TM

Isn't that like going to Whitehouse.gov for how things really are?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Not much of a tipper, are you?

2 seven course prix fixes, a glass of champagne each (since it's by definition a champagne-worthy occasion), a nice Bordeaux in the $200-250 range, possibly some port, coffee, a decent tip, it's over $500.

Intense alcohol, food, and romance inspired sex afterwards, priceless.

Who could have sex after eating and drinking all that? I got the 3 course prix fix with a pre-dinner glass of champagne and split a bottle of wine and had an after dinner liquor and was so full, they had to roll me out of there. Literally. I slipped on their damn slippery floor. What a stupid flooring to have for a restaurant in which women are highly likely to be wearing heels. If only I had gotten injured, I would own the place.

But nonetheless, even if I hadn't slipped, I couldn't have fucked anyone after all that food and drink.

FYI - if you wear a low cut top exposing much boobage, you will be a hit with the male waiters at Gary Danko's. Surprised the heck out of me since I just assumed that they would all be gay.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
We've discussed this before, but after seven courses, I'm unlikely to be having great sex that night. Now, morning after is a whole different question. How do people do that? Or is it seven itty bitty portions?

The portions range from itty-bitty to good-sized. The key is taking lots of time to savor the meal, and drinking lots of water.