Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
He just won the Cup. Isn't that enough.

that's a prerequisite.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Halle Berry? That's a nice chocolate color - perfect. She's not pasty at all.

...Halle Berry....mmmmmn.

Word.

http://media.santabanta.com/gallery/...20berry20d.jpg

She's no ass-slouch, herself (you can tell from the ratio in this photo (and others I can't seem to post here)).

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Bob


This free flow of money allows the owner of Not Bob Enterprises, Inc. to pay for strippers and blow in an effort to seduce bn'b into an ass-fucking session.

I really just wanted to see this again.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When I was 23, I finally had sex with a girl I'd wanted to screw since the 7th grade. Just an unbelievable body. She was a year older than me. We were having drinks and sitting by the pool. It was about midnight. She spontaneously took off all of her clothes and jumped in the pool. I followed. We made out in the pool, and then headed to the bedroom (since the pool was in clear view of all of the people in the living room of the house) to fuck. We took the outside stairs to the second floor, completely naked. Apparently everyone was watching.

Did she live up to my expectations? She had a body like Eva Longoria, but bigger TITS. Seriously. Nuff said.

Did I live up to my expectations? Probably some of my worst fucking ever. I was too drunk and just couldn't believe my luck. I couldn't believe I was fucking this girl that I'd lusted after for 10 years. So, I guess I blew it. Too soon, that is.

The one and only time in my life I actuyally had performance anxiety and couldn't get it up for a few minutes was when I found myself lucky enough to be in bed with a crazy hot chick in high school. I had a head full of cheap light beer and when I saw her body I almost went catatonic. I couldn't fucking move, let alone get it up. I had to go to the bathroom, gather my wits, calm myself down and then was able to perform (and speak more than gibberish).

We wound up dating for a few months. That was a peak moment in high school. Then she started fucking a friend of mine. Eh...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
note to fringie: O'Reilly likes to masturbate with a vibrator in his ass, which is kind of like ass-fucking.

I loved that bit on SNL where Tina Fey talked about O'Reilly's perversions and then a picture comes on the screen of his face and Fey says "This has been our 'Don't Forget Bill O'Reilly is Disgusting' moment."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
(think Aerosmith's "Pink").

No.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Living in a semi-sophisticated city like Boston, one has the opportunity to see (and wear!) many different kinds of outfits. But when I saw a woman the other day who was wearing a full burka (the kind where only her eyes are not covered with solid black cloth), I shuddered. That is one scary fashion statement.

ETA: I like new socks, apparently.

I see these waterheads all over Philly. Its chicks from da block who marry cats who did time. When guys do time, they join the Nation. Then they get out and convert the Mrs. to their form of "Islam". Its pretty comical. I usually see these chicks shopping in some nice stores. I'm tempted to ask "Why?" I'm also pretty certain I have a better understanding of the Koran than 90% of them.

More wasted plasma.

[NotFromHere]

LOS ANGELES - Russian tennis star Anna Kournikova, whose good looks have long eclipsed her court skills, has secretly married her singer boyfriend Enrique Iglesias, Us Weekly magazine reported Tuesday.

The magazine said Kournikova, 23, was spotted wearing a wedding band on her ring finger at a charity tennis event in Florida Sunday. When asked about her relationship with Iglesias, she was heard telling onlookers; “Enrique is great. Everything is awesome. We are married,” Us reported.

Ick.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Ick.

Who are you "Ick"ing about?

[lookingformarket]

Please devise a game show that can be played on broadcast television that is lower than this http://www.c21media.net/resources/de...&article=22861

The show, which will air as a 90-minute special on January 3, centres on an adopted woman, keen to find the identity of her parents, particularly her father. In a glitzy studio setting, she is presented with eight possible fathers - one of which is her real dad - and must eliminate seven of them through Q&A and other means.

[SlaveNoMore]

NotFromHere
LOS ANGELES - Russian tennis star Anna Kournikova, whose good looks have long eclipsed her court skills, has secretly married her singer boyfriend Enrique Iglesias, Us Weekly magazine reported Tuesday.

The magazine said Kournikova, 23, was spotted wearing a wedding band on her ring finger at a charity tennis event in Florida Sunday. When asked about her relationship with Iglesias, she was heard telling onlookers; “Enrique is great. Everything is awesome. We are married,” Us reported.

Ick.

Wasn't she already married to Sergei Fedorov and Pavel Bure?

[SlaveNoMore]

lookingformarket
Please devise a game show that can be played on broadcast television that is lower than this http://www.c21media.net/resources/de...&article=22861

Wasn't this an early 80's ABC miniseries called "Lace"?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Who are you "Ick"ing about?

Enrique. He does nothing for me. Even without the gigantic mole on his face.
Of the thousands of pictures of him available everywhere - he has 1 expression.


And I don't like his voice.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I see these waterheads all over Philly. Its chicks from da block who marry cats who did time. When guys do time, they join the Nation. Then they get out and convert the Mrs. to their form of "Islam". Its pretty comical. I usually see these chicks shopping in some nice stores. I'm tempted to ask "Why?" I'm also pretty certain I have a better understanding of the Koran than 90% of them.

I'm pretty sure you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. "Chicks from da block." Somebody should smack your dumb ass.

TM

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Word.

[url](you can tell from the ratio in this photo. TM

Um, no, I actually can NOT tell from any ratio. She is pretty (to the point of distraction** when I'm trying to watch a movie she's in) but NOT because of any "ratio." Good God, man. Were you a math major? You have such a thing for proportion. You bring one of those soft tape measures out on a date with you, don't you. I'm not EVEN gonna mention the pocket protector.

**Zoning out the movie while daydreaming: "Should I get my bangs cut like her? Hmmn, it looks like SHE lines her eyes only on the top lash - maybe I should stop lining the bottom of my eyes. Wow. I should try bright pink lipstick again. SHE looks good in it. Could I pull that off too?"