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notcasesensitive · 01-21-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Horrifying, however, was the burnout dude (a co-worker) I, uh..., "hung out with" that summer (what the hell was his name?), who would also be featurned in said photo. That might be funny to have another look at him. He's probably worse in my mind's eye than he was in reality (or at least, that's what I tell myself.)

I had a burn-out dude friend (but not "friend") from Friendly's but there was one awful burn-out dude dishwasher there that was CONSTANTLY high off of whipits. Like during every shift. As an ice cream station worker, this pissed me off because during a rush there was about a 50/50 chance that the new whipped cream can that you pulled would be flat. I wonder what ever happened to that guy. No I don't.

ltl/fb · 01-21-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Whoa, dude (I'm channelling my stoner, Friendly's "boyfriend") -- again, I was thinking the exact same thing -- well, at least the "who are Andy and David" part.

I was going to suggest that you just call the boyfriend (you aren't fooling us with your quote marks!) "dude." I'm sure he'd answer to it, and he'd probably never notice that you didn't ever ever use his name.

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-21-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I was thinking the very same thing. I think if one were to go to the Friendly's where I toiled away over a hot stove, one might be able to find a photo of me in my thick, polyester checkered dress (they had "group staff photos" on the wall -- but given the turnover, I think the place went to capacity a long time ago, and my group has been rotated out. But you never know...)

Horrifying, however, was the burnout dude (a co-worker) I, uh..., "hung out with" that summer (what the hell was his name?), who would also be featurned in said photo. That might be funny to have another look at him. He's probably worse in my mind's eye than he was in reality (or at least, that's what I tell myself.)

My mother recently unearthed pictures of me at 17 when I worked at a houseboat resort for a summer job. The pictures are from some party I was at and feature me and my co-workers all high and/or drunk. It's kind of mortifying. My dumb expression makes me look like a female junior version of Wayne (as in party on).

Shape Shifter · 01-21-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My mother recently unearthed pictures of me at 17 when I worked at a houseboat resort for a summer job. The pictures are from some party I was at and feature me and my co-workers all high and/or drunk. It's kind of mortifying. My dumb expression makes me look like a female junior version of Wayne (as in party on).

Cite, please.

Shape Shifter · 01-21-2005, 01:51 PM

I wasn't aware that SpongeBob was a gay (nttawwt). Apparently, he's been out since 2002. His latest video has prompted a "gay warning."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

I'm not convinced. I don't see a gay guy wearing that tie with those pants.

taxwonk · 01-21-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
More like taxwonk's used and discarded condom in the gutter.

If you were just going to toss it, why did you ask if you could keep it in the first place?

dtb · 01-21-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I wasn't aware that SpongeBob was a gay (nttawwt). Apparently, he's been out since 2002. His latest video has prompted a "gay warning."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

I'm not convinced. I don't see a gay guy wearing that tie with those pants.

No. Way. SpongeBob isn't gay! He's asexual. Besides, he and Patrick DID go out on a double date (with women) in one episode (Chocolate With Nuts).

No, I don't watch too much SpongeBob -- why do you ask?

notcasesensitive · 01-21-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
No. Way. SpongeBob isn't gay! He's asexual. Besides, he and Patrick DID go out on a double date (with women) in one episode (Chocolate With Nuts).

No, I don't watch too much SpongeBob -- why do you ask?

Why are his sleeves detached from the rest of his shirt? Undersea fashion trends?

dtb · 01-21-2005, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was going to suggest that you just call the boyfriend (you aren't fooling us with your quote marks!) "dude." I'm sure he'd answer to it, and he'd probably never notice that you didn't ever ever use his name.

That's a good idea. I think his name was Danny, but I wouldn't swear on a stack of holy bibles (up to the sky) to it. Maybe I could call him Danny, and if I kind of mumble, he'll think I'm calling him "Daddy".

I could probably find him if I went back to my hometown and checked out all the gas stations -- or maybe he's still working at Friendly's! That, or he's in jail.

dtb · 01-21-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why are his sleeves detached from the rest of his shirt? Undersea fashion trends?

It just looks that way on the stuffed version. In the cartoon, it's like a scuba suit, in that it's all one piece. It makes perfect sense in two dimensions.

dtb · 01-21-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I wasn't aware that SpongeBob was a gay (nttawwt). Apparently, he's been out since 2002. His latest video has prompted a "gay warning."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

I'm not convinced. I don't see a gay guy wearing that tie with those pants.

Not to mention tube socks with lace-ups!

ABBAKiss · 01-21-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Well, Diana Ross is Motown. And she once grabbed Lil' Kim's TIT on national television. So yeah, I'd say it counts for something. I'll look forward to seeing you and ABBA double-teaming RT at Shifty's gathering.

I hope to be there with my TITS. And RT's TITS.