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02-24-2005, 05:45 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Goddammit
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He probably just wants to give you a gift.
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no doubt. And it's now official. I've become a magnet for losers (online) and married men (not online). |
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02-24-2005, 05:53 PM
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#842
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Goddammit
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
no doubt. And it's now official. I've become a magnet for losers (online) and married men (not online).
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It's nice to finally get recognized for my work.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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02-24-2005, 05:53 PM
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#843
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Goddammit
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The serial emailer from a few weeks ago just emailed me again. I think I'm going to have to put a block on him. Christ almighty.
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Invite him to your next Jehovah's Witnesses prayer group. And don't show.
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02-24-2005, 05:57 PM
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#844
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Fuck Coachella
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Sasquatch, motherfuckers.
Anybody wanna spend Memorial Day rawking out in beautiful George, Washington?
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Actually, yes. Where is this George, Washington? is it near the Chateau Ramone (isnt Portland really close to the Wash border?) |
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02-24-2005, 06:02 PM
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#845
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Genesis 2:25
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Standing on the First Amendment!
Posts: 253
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Goddammit
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Invite him to your next Jehovah's Witnesses prayer group. And don't show.
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I had not realized Gwink was a Witness.
Have I mentioned that my wife and I had a parting recently? |
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02-24-2005, 06:05 PM
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#846
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Fuck Coachella
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paigowprincess
Actually, yes. Where is this George, Washington? is it near the Chateau Ramone (isnt Portland really close to the Wash border?)
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Jesus. You'll grovel to anyone to get out of the apartment these days. |
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02-24-2005, 06:06 PM
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#847
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Goddammit
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Watchtower
I had not realized Gwink was a Witness.
Have I mentioned that my wife and I had a parting recently?
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What's her cell number? |
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02-24-2005, 06:08 PM
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#848
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Fuck Coachella
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, yes. Where is this George, Washington? is it near the Chateau Ramone (isnt Portland really close to the Wash border?)
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It's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere; a long drive from Seattle, a longer drive from Portland. Beautiful, though. Ampatheater in a winery on the dry side of the Columbia gorge. As luck would have it, I once stumbled upon Atticus's bed there just when I really needed to take a big shit.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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02-24-2005, 06:08 PM
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#849
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Goddammit
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What's her cell number?
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He doesn't know- she changed it. I'll PM it to you.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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02-24-2005, 06:09 PM
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#850
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Fuck Coachella
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Jesus. You'll grovel to anyone to get out of the apartment these days.
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"Anyone"? Sniff, sniff...
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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02-24-2005, 06:14 PM
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#851
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Guest
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Fuck Coachella
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
It's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere; a long drive from Seattle, a longer drive from Portland. Beautiful, though. Ampatheater in a winery on the dry side of the Columbia gorge. As luck would have it, I once stumbled upon Atticus's bed there just when I really needed to take a big shit.
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When doing one of my Xcountry drives I did the Oregon, Washington thing. Its basically twenty percent lush big ass forests, some mountaints then endeless high desert til you hit Idaho. Couer D' Alene, Prole Fats on Vacation City. i take it George is on the high desert side?
Is there gonna be an FBus gong there from Sea-Tac or something? |
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02-24-2005, 06:15 PM
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#852
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Fuck Coachella
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, yes. Where is this George, Washington? is it near the Chateau Ramone (isnt Portland really close to the Wash border?)
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I was in a truck stop in George, Washington, once, and this trucker walked in wearing a shirt that read, National Association for the Advancement of White People. The cashier said something like, "hey, we could use an organization like that around here." I thought to myself, "why? I haven't seen a person of color in about 1500 miles." But I was on a bicycle, so I figured I'd keep the thought to myself. And I've never gone back to George, Washington.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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02-24-2005, 06:16 PM
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#853
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Thanks, G3!
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Every so often I become convinced that RT is using this board to send coded messages to operatives.
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Goddamn it! Are you trying to get me killed?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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02-24-2005, 06:16 PM
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#854
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Thanks, G3!
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Goddamn it! Are you trying to get me killed?
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fnord
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-24-2005, 06:17 PM
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#855
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Goddammit
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He probably just wants to give you a gift.
(spree: CNN news article about a man suing woman for emotional distress after she used sperm she collected from him via oral sex to later impregnate herself, unbeknownst to him. The court dimissed his charges of fraud and theft: "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.")
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Via oral sex? Gross. Did she get up and spit it into a test tube or a turkey baster?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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