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Old 09-20-2005, 06:30 PM   #841
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:30 PM   #842
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:31 PM   #843
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I'm not sure this is the most foolproof methodology. I had a cat scan on my leg not long ago, and I don't think you could discern any cellulite (not because it isn't there -- though if it's of the invisible variety, how would you know!? -- but because you couldn't really see any skin at all; just an outline of my leg and the bones). So, if you've asked only for the film, you may get more than you bargained for. You might want to rent an electron microscope.
You're not qualified to read those films. What looks to you like shadows or ghosts might be signs of invisible cellulite. Only a trained specialist can spot it.

Sadly, since you are over 13, you are likely fat. I didn't make that rule - Paigow did. Send her your films. She can recommend treatment. Dr. Nyugen Von Funk in San Diego has pioneered an incredibly effective protocal involving Marlboro Reds and mild methamphatmines, combined with yoga and months of simulated emotional distress.
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Am I the only one irritated that it's only Tuesday?
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:32 PM   #845
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Do you consider Gwyneth Paltrow to be skinny? Because her ass was speckled with cottage cheese in "The Talented Mr. Ripley" (not to mention the fact that her tits look like chicken cutlets, but that's another discussion).
Gwyneth Paltrow is 34. And The Talented Mr. Ripley came out when she was 28.

So, again, my question is when does the cellulite really start to ripple?*

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Old 09-20-2005, 06:32 PM   #847
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Fred should buy this.

Because I know you all know that I am into the chick music.

Dar Williams has a new CD out. (amazon lawtalkers link -- buy it from here, Fred)

There's something for everyone, not just Fred, in Dar's latest.

(1) For sebby and paigow, we have her cover (a duet with Ani DiFranco) of "Comfortably Numb." Duuuude.

(2) For gwnc and str8 (Our Neighbours From The North), there's a cover of Neil Young's "Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere" with Marshall Crenshaw playing guitar and singing backup. (Neil -- like Barry Melrose, Alan Thicke, and Larry Walker -- is Canadian, of course.)

(3) For preacher's kid ABBA, there is the witty "Teen For God."

(4) For sensitive souls like Slave, there is "Echoes" which has the whole karma thing working -- you know, doing one small thing for good which will, uh, echo all over the world.
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:32 PM   #849
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Am I the only one irritated that it's only Tuesday?
Word. I have been thinking all day that today is Wednesday. I was none too pleased to find out that someone had made it Tuesday again.
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Oh, sebby. You have made me so proud. (Sniff.)
Well, I had to prove I wasn't fat.
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Old 09-20-2005, 06:35 PM   #851
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You're not qualified to read those films. What looks to you like shadows or ghosts might be signs of invisible cellulite. Only a trained specialist can spot it.

Sadly, since you are over 13, you are likely fat. I didn't make that rule - Paigow did. Send her your films. She can recommend treatment. Dr. Nyugen Von Funk in San Diego has pioneered an incredibly effective protocal involving Marlboro Reds and mild methamphatmines, combined with yoga and months of simulated emotional distress.
You can kiss my ass goodbye.
 
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Is cottage cheese a pizza topping?
Ricotta.

And I'm irritated it's only Tuesday, even though I jsut got back from long weekend. And I'm even more irritated that it's only 2:30. At 2, I got off a highly, HIGHLY annoying conf. call, that thank god my boss talked on most of or I would have shot someone, and she asked if I wanted to get a latte because even she thought it was like 4. The call was That Bad.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is 34. And The Talented Mr. Ripley came out when she was 28.

So, again, my question is when does the cellulite really start to ripple?*

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Old 09-20-2005, 06:36 PM   #854
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I think April is a wild-card. She was mad at Ivette for accusing her of collusion with Janelle. She was mad at Maggie for turning on her during the last POV.

I think Janelle may go Ivette, especially after Julie asked her about choosing friendship over money. Even though I'd like to see Maggie win to teach Ivette a lesson about choosing friendship over money.
Janelle goes Maggie because she thinks Ivette doesn't deserve it for playing stupid and rejecting her offer of final 2 and the win.

April goes Maggie because of promises and her resentment of Ivette.

Beau goes Ivette - duh.

James goes Ivette - duh.

That leaves us Howie, Rachel and Jen. I think Jen goes Maggie just because they seem more similar. Howie and Rachel are the big "Who knows?" In the end, I think Rachel goes Maggie because Rachel probably despised Ivette's emotional irrationality more than despising Maggie's manipulativeness, and I can see her respecting the way she worked Howie. So I see Maggie winning with Howie's vote being irrelevant.
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You're not qualified to read those films. What looks to you like shadows or ghosts might be signs of invisible cellulite. Only a trained specialist can spot it.
Two in one day?!? I am utterly verklempt.

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Sadly, since you are over 13, you are likely fat.
SHHHHH!!!! (Both of those things are STATE SECRETS.)
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