New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 58

ThrashersFan · 10-09-2003, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
I am speechless. The only thing I can come up with is:
:eek2:

Thankfully they chose not to produce a wrestling Jesus. To portray Jesus in that move they start with, whether he be on the bottom or the top, would be disturbing -- even to an agnostic like me.

purse junkie · 10-09-2003, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Here's that perfect Xmas present for the god-fearing l'il hockey fan in your family:

But wait, there's more!

Do they have a "fan" Jesus that throws beer bottles at the players' heads and gives them the finger as they charge into the stands at him?

cheval de frise · 10-09-2003, 02:19 PM

To the tune of OMC's "How Bizarre," here's my submission:

Sister E/O's got back
Leagle's up in front
Cruisin' on the FB
Posting hot, hot fun

Rants and raves from Sebby D.
Something's on his mind
Loud voice, booming,
"Law is bullshit ALL THE TIME"

Bilmore on his soapbox
Hates reality TV
Thurgreed rolls his eyes
While Fringey keys his SUV

Thrashers Fan taps a keg
Photo ops: breasts and legs
"N" babes draw the line
Drive-by Chevy '69

How bizarre
How bizarre
How bizarre

Destination unknown
Log in or take a pass?
Newbie posters, freshly flamed
Kiss Paigow's ample ass

Atticus and Shapeshifter
Try to hold the line
R_T, G_gap, Not Bob
Ain't the type to whine

GWINK's still talking hockey
(but no box for Wonk's high stick)
Lots of posts from poseurs,
Penske socks and needle dicks

Elephants and acrobats
Less, Slave and BRC
Watchtower speaks righteous
While Str8 sez "funky"

How bizarre
How bizarre
How bizarre

Ringmaster steps up
Says the elephants left town
People jump and 'jive around
The clowns have stuck around

APB for Chef and Plate
There's choppers in the sky
Marines, police, fashionistas
Ask wherefore and the why

PLiFf yells "we're outta here"
Slave says "right on"
Make your moves and starting grooves
Before they knew we're gone

Jump into the Chevy
Headed for big lights
Want to know the rest
Hey, buy the rights

How bizarre
How bizarre
How bizarre

Ooh baby, (ooh baby)
It's making me crazy, (it's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Look around
Everytime I look around
Look around
Everytime I look around
It's in my face...

CDF

ThrashersFan · 10-09-2003, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by purse junkie
Do they have a "fan" Jesus that throws beer bottles at the players' heads and gives them the finger as they charge into the stands at him?

They should and I would of course be happy to work as a model for the artist.

purse junkie · 10-09-2003, 02:21 PM

And wasn't Jesus a carpenter? So wouldn't he be more plausible posing as one of the quiet kids in wood shop than one of the jocks?

Bad_Rich_Chic · 10-09-2003, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sung to the tune of Eminem's Lose Yourself:

Very impressive.

And, in the interests of not posting twice when once will do, re: Angel last night:

(i) I think I mentioned last week how much I like slick, well-dressed, super-competent Gunn. Just wanted to say it again. Also wanted to express the intense lust I feel for his new briefcase. Very flash, yes, but it's pretty. I haven't gotten a good look at the shoes.

(ii) Did anybody else get the feeling that the theme for last night was "putting different things over on different audiences at the same time"? I sort of got this feeling that, with all the diferent mummer shows being put on for different groups, both within the show and the TV audience, Joss was basically having a little post-modernist moment. Makes me wonder how badly he will fuck with us this season.

sunnybunny · 10-09-2003, 02:21 PM

After several intense sessions of coaching from Less (and for those of you girls who were disappointed the first go round, I've taught him some new moves in return, so try him again and tell me whether he still sucks in bed)...I've now figured out how to post on this no-longer-new-board.

Thanks Less. You're tops.

Sunny(Penske, have you done your training today?)Bunny
(EOM)

LessinSF · 10-09-2003, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Thanks Less. You're tops.

And you're bottoms. Thank you.

10-09-2003, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sung to the tune of Eminem's Lose Yourself:

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity

To ridicule everyone you ever wanted - One moment

Would you capture it or just let it slip?

TM's palms are sweaty

Fingers weak

Arms are heavy

There's vomit in his mouth already

"LOL" posts are petty

He's nervous

But online he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs

But he keeps on forgetting

What he should post now

The whole board grows so loud

He cracks his knuckles

But the words won't come out

He's chokin', how

Everybody's jokin' now

The clock's run out

Time's up

Over

Pow!

Snap back to reality

Where's the depravity?

Oh, there goes Francis

He choked

He's so mad, but he

Won't give up that easy

Nope

He won't have it

He knows his whole back's to these

Ropes

It don't matter

He's dope

He knows that

But he's broke

His debt's stacked

And he

knows

Tonight he gets back

To his home

turns around and it's

Back to the office again, yo

This whole work shit

He better find a way out and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the FB, like Penske

We own it and better never let it go (ho!)

You only get one shot to post, so put on a show

Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in the FB, like Magnus' mommy

We own it and better never let it go (ho!)

You only get one shot to post, so put on a show

Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo

From infirmation we're escaping

Now it's their board that is gaping

Lawtalkers is primed for the taking

Who should be king

As we move toward a

New board order

PLF? He's so 2001...

Might as well perform a post mortem

Wonk reads and grows harder...

he only gets hotter

Slave bowls us all over...

These hoes is all on him

Coast to coast trips...

Less is known as the globetrotter

Houston's roads

RT only knows

She drives from office to home

but no farther

Paigow's the board's very own lunatic daughter

Coke up her nose...

Leaves and comes back...

The false martyr

Weed don't post here no mo...

He's cold product

So we moved on to the next schmoe who flows

Shifter's stock rose

TS has got power

The FB soap opera is told and unfolds

It's getting old pahtna

But the board goes on

Da da dum da dum da da

You better lose yourself in the FB, like Finchy

We own it and better never let it go (ho!)

You only get one shot to post, so put on a show

Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in the FB, like GWiNCky

We own it and better never let it go (ho!)

You only get one shot to post, so put on a show

Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo

No more games

I'ma change what you call rage

Tear the mothafuckin' thong off of red undies' frame

EO was nicer in the beginning

But her mood's all changed

Someone should chew up and spit out every single pj page

So I keep postin and writin' in this space called cyber

Best believe google aids the Grinch as a writer

SD's pain inside amplified by the fact

That he can't get by as a nine to fiver

DTB provides the right type of life for her family

NotBob's so old the guy's ready to buy diapers

Genre: horror movie...

DS is a filer...

that is her life

Stayin' ketchupped is so hard

and it's getting even harder

Pepper used to office-TCB

Plus

Remember when Arby caught her a Prima Donna

The Fugee Mama drama screamin is it

Too much for me to wanna

Stay in this spot

Should I scroll or not

It's gotten me to the point, I work like a snail

I've got

To formulate a plot

To grab the partners' pot

Success is my only mothafuckin' option

Failure's not

Barely, I love you

But all this email's got me so

I'm sick of the lawyer's lot

So here I go it's my shot

Feets fail me not

Cuz I gotta take the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself in the FB, Like RP

We own it and better never let it go (ho!)

You only get one shot to post, so put on a show

Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo

You better lose yourself in the FB, Like leagly

We own it and better never let it go (ho!)

You only get one shot to post, so put on a show

Or live in the Land of Fu for a lifetime yo

(You can flame anyone you set your mind to, man)

TM

hey..uh uh huh

what i hate about you
you make me bicker all night
bilmore, you're a fish faced fart, could you be any more white?
dont keep missing my righteous point, I am the king of right, myself I annoint
cuz its true thats what i hate about you
thats what i hate about you

what i hate about you
you really know how to bore
fu
fu
annie elk
and that tedious purse whore
keep on LOLing in my ear, tell me one thing i wanna hear
or its off to Fu, thats what i hate about you

thats what i hate about you
thats what i hate about you
thats what i hate about you

hey uh uh huh

what i hate about you
you just stole my wand
always with the best parody
Now I have to use my hand
maybe I'll let you whisper in my ear, so long as you buy the next beer
cuz its true thats what i like about you
thats what i like about you
thats what i like about you
you you you
t

ABBAKiss · 10-09-2003, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sunnybunny
(EOM)

Why do people do this?

dtb · 10-09-2003, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But the golf one doesn't disturb you? I would be checking the list of known pedophiles to see if "Jesus" appears on there.

Well, it does say they are the perfect gift for every young Catholic athlete (emphasis added):

(This means I go straight to hell, right?)

ltl/fb · 10-09-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Why do people do this [(EOM)]?

Normal people do it when all they are posting is a subject line, to indicate that they intended for there to be no text in the body of the post.

Why foo foo does it will remain forevermore a mystery. There was something on the old board that she kept insisting was one thing when it really was not, but I can't remember exactly what it is.

We think her mom was immersed in toxic chemicals when sunnybunny was still in production, and that the toxic chemicals stayed in the breast milk causing continuing damage even after birth.

sunnybunny · 10-09-2003, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Why do people do this?

The EOM, I assume?

To be annoying I think, but I did it to annoy a particular someone and got the fringe benefit of annoying others all at once!

Yippie Skippy

SB

Not Bob · 10-09-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
If I recall correctly, the second time someone posted the link, NB commented on how much he liked the "Jesus as option quarterback" one. Good times.

Sigh. Aging is a horrible thing. I suppose I should console myself with the fact that I'm still able to continually recycle my attempted witticisms. For now.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-09-2003, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Since apparently you are unable to exert yourself to go over to the board in question, I have cut and will now paste the sole post on the board, which of course is his as he is the moderator:

I'm guessing that no, he has not gotten out and in fact he seems not even to have advanced any in his quest to get out. He's asking the same futile questions. It's even more pathetic than I would have thought, and I expected a lot of patheticness.

I don't get it. Why would there be an ex-lawyer's board? If you are no longer a lawyer, you no longer need to escape your pathetic life by finding a board on which to complain about other lawyers with other lawyers. Am I missing something? If I got out, I would only come by here to visit every once in awhile.

TM