Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[NotFromHere]

A Friesian cow took a detour from a wedding where she was meant to be a guest of honor, wandering into a German bank where she was caught on security cameras sidling up to the tellers.
The cow was supposed to be taking part in a nearby wedding ceremony when it wandered into the bank. When farmers in the rural region marry, the new bride traditionally milks a cow to prove her skills in the homestead economy.

I'm so glad I didn't have to milk anything (please, no snide responses) at my wedding.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4200577/

Originally posted by NotFromHere

A Friesian cow took a detour from a wedding where she was meant to be a guest of honor, wandering into a German bank where she was caught on security cameras sidling up to the tellers.
The cow was supposed to be taking part in a nearby wedding ceremony when it wandered into the bank. When farmers in the rural region marry, the new bride traditionally milks a cow to prove her skills in the homestead economy.

I'm so glad I didn't have to milk anything (please, no snide responses) at my wedding.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4200577/

Wow, I am so glad I took uou off of ignore., you are one scintillating poster.

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Which perhaps he should employ for my posts if he is sick of my stuff.

Being an omnipresent Admin (and all around killjoy), no can do

I couldnt very well shout it out in my office now could I?

You mean your cubicle? Yes, that would be rather annoying.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wow, I am so glad I took uou off of ignore., you are one scintillating poster.

Go milk yourself. Cow.
YOu could always put me back on ignore. Please. Bitch.
It is Friday right?
Just for that I won't tell you to run out and buy some Ephedra before they take it off the market in April.

[LessinSF]

the use of "countenance" was proper - http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=countenance .

In other news, I have detemined that I do not understand most of what anyone says who constantly peppers their speech with the phase "you know what I'm saying?" I think this makes me officially old.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Is it too late for I (hi dtb!) to wish a hearty "fuck you" to all of youse?

Happy friday.

[Anne Elk]

Hank-

Just how do you do it? Do you have some special avatar software? Are you a wiz with Photoshop? Do you have friends in high places (the graphics guy/gal in IT)?

I love your altered avatars.

Anne

[Annawan23]

if i change jobs halfway through the year, does my second employer start deducted fica again like i never earned anything that year or do they figure out how much i paid fica through my first job?

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Annawan23
if i change jobs halfway through the year, does my second employer start deducted fica again like i never earned anything that year or do they figure out how much i paid fica through my first job?

Yes. So if you already hit the limit you get to start paying again. I know because it happened to me and I was a bit miffed at the time.

When you file your tax return next year you get it back (assuming you don't otherwise owe additional income taxes to offset it).

[Atticus Grinch]

On the way into work today, I saw a "Big 4 Rents"* van that had been vandalized (shocked! shocked!) so it changed this logo:



to this:



For some reason, this has made me chuckle all day. For some reason.

*A local rental concern, which apparently decided to name itself after the collective nickname of four notorious local robber barons (Stanford, Huntington, Crocker and Hopkins).

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
On the way into work today, I saw a "Big 4 Rents"* van that had been vandalized (shocked! shocked!) so it changed this logo:

For some reason, this has made me chuckle all day. For some reason.

*A local rental concern, which apparently decided to name itself after the collective nickname of four notorious local robber barons (Stanford, Huntington, Crocker and Hopkins).

Did you also laugh at the salty weiner anus boogers that Paris and Nicole converted on the Sonic burger sign?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Did you also laugh at the salty weiner anus boogers that Paris and Nicole converted on the Sonic burger sign?

No, I missed that. Post a link and quote the entire article, and then we'll talk.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Did you also laugh at the salty weiner anus boogers that Paris and Nicole converted on the Sonic burger sign?

I was cleaning Atticus's pool at the time, and will tell you confidentially that he laughed so hard that the cognac came out his nose and he dropped his riding crop.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Would yuou people stop replying to slave? Its nullifying the value of the Ignore funtionc. Which perhaps he should employ for my posts if he is sick of my stuff.

and its not a board rule. its a life rule posted on the board bc I couldnt very well shout it out in my office now could I?

I think he tries and set valid rules, that provide real valuable structure. A board without rules would quickly become Gangsta.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by baltassoc

I was kicked off the debate team for having a very public, very loud, very, very angry argument with the debate coach

I was suspended for fighting a few times. I was also sent home from a sleepaway camp for fighting.