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02-24-2005, 06:21 PM
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#856
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Fuck Coachella
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Tyrone Slothrop
I was in a truck stop in George, Washington, once, and this trucker walked in wearing a shirt that read, National Association for the Advancement of White People. The cashier said something like, "hey, we could use an organization like that around here." I thought to myself, "why? I haven't seen a person of color in about 1500 miles." But I was on a bicycle, so I figured I'd keep the thought to myself. And I've never gone back to George, Washington.
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Perhaps you missed it - Kanye West is on the bill. |
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02-24-2005, 06:28 PM
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#857
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Fuck Coachella
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
The cashier said something like, "hey, we could use an organization like that around here.".
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She also apparenly didn't realize how close Coeur D'Alene is |
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02-24-2005, 06:33 PM
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#858
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Fuck Coachella
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She also apparenly didn't realize how close Coeur D'Alene is
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It was a guy, and maybe he was stuck bicycling, too.
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It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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02-24-2005, 06:36 PM
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#859
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Yo Ollie! Mr. Ramone!
Can you explain your avatar?
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02-24-2005, 06:38 PM
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#860
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Goddammit
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Via oral sex? Gross. Did she get up and spit it into a test tube or a turkey baster?
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You didn't pay attention in health class. She spit into her own vagina. |
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02-24-2005, 06:42 PM
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#861
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Goddammit
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You didn't pay attention in health class. She spit into her own vagina.
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Cite, please.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-24-2005, 06:43 PM
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#862
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Goddammit
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You didn't pay attention in health class. She spit into her own vagina.
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Nope, I was too busy smoking dope on the patio behind the cafeteria. Is that an Annie Sprinkle trick?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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02-24-2005, 06:46 PM
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#863
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Goddammit
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You didn't pay attention in health class. She spit into her own vagina.
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Right. Like she'd ever leave the house to meet a guy if she were able to pull that off.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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02-24-2005, 06:47 PM
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#864
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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RT's Oscar thoughts
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I haven't seen any of the Oscar-nominated movies this year and don't plan to. I would like to see Vera Drake though. But..... Hilary Swank will probably stop by my gym on Saturday like she did before the Golden Globes so maybe I'll get my picture taken with her. woo hoo!
I agree about Morgan Freeman. I love Morgan Freeman. He reminds me of the African-American father I never had.
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He gave a speech at my boss' boss' boss' recent retirement party. He was basically incoherent, and yet still gave off an air of wisdom and decency. Take that for what it's worth. Actors ain't shit.
Though I did play pickup ball at lunch with Thomas Hayden Church a few weeks ago. He was guarding me for awhile, despite giving up about 5 inches to me. He made a few shots, but basically wasn't shit. |
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02-24-2005, 06:49 PM
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#865
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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RT's Oscar thoughts
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
He gave a speech at my boss' boss' boss' recent retirement party. He was basically incoherent, and yet still gave off an air of wisdom and decency. Take that for what it's worth. Actors ain't shit.
Though I did play pickup ball at lunch with Thomas Hayden Church a few weeks ago. He was guarding me for awhile, despite giving up about 5 inches to me. He made a few shots, but basically wasn't shit.
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Translation: I wanted to be an actor, but I wasn't good-looking enough.
Last edited by bold_n_brazen; 02-24-2005 at 06:52 PM..
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02-24-2005, 06:52 PM
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#866
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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RT's Oscar thoughts
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Though I did play pickup ball at lunch with Thomas Hayden Church a few weeks ago. He was guarding me for awhile, despite giving up about 5 inches to me. He made a few shots, but basically wasn't shit.
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Are you 6"11' too?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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02-24-2005, 06:53 PM
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#867
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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RT's Oscar thoughts
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Translation: I wanted to be an actor, but everyone told me I wasn't good-looking enough.
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Reminds me of the Dead Kennedys:
"is my cock big enough is my brain small enough
for you to make me a star
give me a toot, i'll sell you my soul
pull my strings and i'll go far"
http://www.punkbands.com/lyrics/bands/dk/conven.htm
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-24-2005, 06:55 PM
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#868
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Fuck Coachella
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, yes. Where is this George, Washington?
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[insert Bart Simpson Google chalkboard .jpeg]
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Boogers!
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02-24-2005, 06:56 PM
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#869
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Goddammit
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Right. Like she'd ever leave the house to meet a guy if she were able to pull that off.
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Sweetie, if spitting from a distance is your oral sex technique, your (wife? gf?) is incredibly orgasmic, has a weird fetish, or is faking. Or some combo.
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02-24-2005, 06:56 PM
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#870
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts.
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
He was basically incoherent, and yet still gave off an air of wisdom and decency.
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Now I know what to tell the pre-need salesman to have carved onto my tombstone.
And Lowell from "Wings" gives up five inches to you? Jesus. Are you that Jaws guy from the Roger Moore-era James Bond films or something? |
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