Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 58

09-20-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Because I know you all know that I am into the chick music.

Dar Williams has a new CD out. (amazon lawtalkers link -- buy it from here, Fred)

There's something for everyone, not just Fred, in Dar's latest.

(1) For sebby and paigow, we have her cover (a duet with Ani DiFranco) of "Comfortably Numb." Duuuude.

(2) For gwnc and str8 (Our Neighbours From The North), there's a cover of Neil Young's "Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere" with Marshall Crenshaw playing guitar and singing backup. (Neil -- like Barry Melrose, Alan Thicke, and Larry Walker -- is Canadian, of course.)

(3) For preacher's kid ABBA, there is the witty "Teen For God."

(4) For sensitive souls like Slave, there is "Echoes" which has the whole karma thing working -- you know, doing one small thing for good which will, uh, echo all over the world.

Is Dorothy a gay now?

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-20-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You can kiss my ass goodbye.

That was Dr. Festerman of the Mayo Clinic's protocol. The kissing method was roundly criticized as utterly without scientific support. I believe its still fashionable in France, but I'm not debating what is universally considered effectively an "intelligent design" theory in the world of invisible cellulite studies.

LessinSF · 09-20-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
BB6 Odds

From bodog.com:

Ivette +155
Maggie -220

Flinty_McFlint · 09-20-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You can kiss my ass goodbye.

I don't think Sebby has that much free time.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-20-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And I guess the answer, counselor, is "post-adolesence" as my bold face was intended to highlight. When does adolescenec end? Sixteen? Eighteen? not 24.

You are stupid (and crazy, but that's not at issue right now). If cellulite causes rippling, it doesn't necessarily follow that it causes rippling when you hit 16. Maybe it's there from 16 on, but the dimpling comes about when you've gone through a phase where you are less active or maybe when you gain that freshmen fifteen or maybe when you hit 28. Maybe it's always there for some people. But I don't think the rippling is as common as you think it is. I've been to the beach and 90% of young, skinny women do not have visible cellulite.*

But the worst case I saw was in a friend's ex-wife who turned 30 maybe 10 years ago. Before she hit 30, she was smokin' hot. Skin as smooth as silk. At 30, WHAM! Cellulite city, baby.

TM

*Of course Coltrane is probably right in that the 10% I'm actually looking at are not the ones who would have it anyway.

ltl/fb · 09-20-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You can kiss my ass goodbye.

You say goodbye, and I say hello.

But only because I listened to 1 on the roadtrip.

LessinSF · 09-20-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
From bodog.com:

Ivette +155
Maggie -220

Other odds of note:

Winner of "Dancing with the Stars" tonight?

John O' Hurley -125
Kelly Monaco -115

Which new fall television show will be cancelled first?

Ghost Whisperer (CBS) 3/1
Love, Inc. (UPN) 3/1
Sex, Love & Secrets (UPN) 4/1
Just Legal (THE WB) 4/1
Head Cases (FOX) 4/1
Surface (NBC) 5/1
Freddie (ABC) 5/1
Twins (THE WB) 5/1
Three Wishes (Amy Grant) 5/1
Bones (FOX) 9/1
The Night Stalker (ABC) 9/1
Kitchen Confidential (FOX) 10/1
Commander in Chief (ABC) 10/1
How I Met Your Mother (CBS) 15/1
Invasion (ABC) 15/1
E-Ring (NBC) 15/1
Killer Instinct (FOX) 20/1
Threshold (CBS) 20/1
Inconceivable (NBC) 20/1
Out of Practice (CBS) 25/1
Close to Home (CBS) 25/1
Criminal Minds (CBS) 30/1
The War at Home (FOX) 30/1
Reunion (FOX) 40/1
Prison Break (FOX) 40/1
Supernatural (THE WB) 50/1
My Name Is Earl (NBC) 50/1
Everybody Hates Chris (UPN) 100/1
The Apprentice: Martha Stewart (NBC 200/1

Who will be named the winner of Survivor Guatemala - note that this is unusal given that the top two are often spoiled by now?

Amy 11/2
Blake 5/1
Bobby 5/1
Brandon 7/2
Brian 8/1
Brianna 9/2
Brooke 10/1
Cindy 11/2
Danni 4/1
Gary 7/2
Jamie 10/1
Judd 15/1
Lydia 16/1
Margaret 20/1
Morgan 9/1
Rafe 7/1
Stephenie 7/2

You can also bet the Apprentice shows and "Do you Think You Can Dance?"

Gattigap · 09-20-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You can kiss my ass goodbye.

Damn. On the virtual eve of Sebbypalooza and everything.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-20-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dr. Nyugen Von Funk in San Diego has pioneered an incredibly effective protocal involving Marlboro Reds and mild methamphatmines, combined with yoga and months of simulated emotional distress.

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Hi Everbody!

nononono · 09-20-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, takes away some of the pressure.

True, though there's merit, I guess, in the challenge of sorting out the conflict on your own, but so long as the friend isn't overly pushy about it, I like the input. Of course, I feel no pressure actually to take the advice.

ABBAKiss · 09-20-2005, 06:46 PM

If you will be in NYC October 13-15 please PM me.

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-20-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are stupid (and crazy, but that's not at issue right now). If cellulite causes rippling, it doesn't necessarily follow that it causes rippling when you hit 16. Maybe it's there from 16 on, but the dimpling comes about when you've gone through a phase where you are less active or maybe when you gain that freshmen fifteen or maybe when you hit 28. Maybe it's always there for some people. But I don't think the rippling is as common as you think it is. I've been to the beach and 90% of young, skinny women do not have visible cellulite.*

But the worst case I saw was in a friend's ex-wife who turned 30 maybe 10 years ago. Before she hit 30, she was smokin' hot. Skin as smooth as silk. At 30, WHAM! Cellulite city, baby.

TM

*Of course Coltrane is probably right in that the 10% I'm actually looking at are not the ones who would have it anyway.

I look at them all when I'm at the beach (because I too am crazy). And I will back you up on this - younger women don't seem to have the cellulite. Its an exception.

I say this with the caveat that I am nearsighted. Not accidentally-take-home-a-trannie nearsighted, but really-shouldn't-drive-at-night nearsighted.

And whoever mentioned ricotta as a proper description for cellulite is dead on. Cottage cheese is too chunky. Cellulite is finer.

Not Bob · 09-20-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is Dorothy a gay now?

Not unless she married a guy and had a kid in the last year or two to hide it.

Since she has so many lesbian fans, she used to be circumspect about her relationships with guys -- even her between-song concert patter was largely gender-neutral. She gave that up in her last tour, when she was married, but pre-kid. Not excessive talk of the husband, but the occasional mention.

Shape Shifter · 09-20-2005, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Am I the only one irritated that it's only Tuesday?

Motherfucker.

ltl/fb · 09-20-2005, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I look at them all when I'm at the beach (because I too am crazy). And I will back you up on this - younger women don't seem to have the cellulite. Its an exception.

I say this with the caveat that I am nearsighted. Not accidentally-take-home-a-trannie nearsighted, but really-shouldn't-drive-at-night nearsighted.

And whoever mentioned ricotta as a proper description for cellulite is dead on. Cottage cheese is too chunky. Cellulite is finer.

i wasn't saying it looks like ricotta, I was saying that cottage cheese is not a pizza topping, but ricotta cheese is.