Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
I love you TivoBoy, don't ever change.

Quit making it so difficult to figure out who you are.

[sunnybunny]

As I was driving in to work this morning, I caught the end of some piece of random gossip on the radio, but I missed the part with the actress's name. Actually, she may have been a model, because I think they were saying photos of her were getting to be 3 years old, and no one was taking new ones because she looked so worn. It was saying that the 28 year old star had just had a lot of plasitc surgery because her hard partying had left her looking 40...that she was known for her nice natural tatas, but gotten implants because gravity had already taken its toll. They may have also said that she hadn't been landing a lot of work lately because she had looked so old and worn for her age. Does anyone have any idea who this is?


Thanks, dude, for any help.

SB

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by evenodds
Since today's posts are less interesting than Paigow's actual job, here is a job-related poll:

If you could have any job (with lack of talent or experience being no bar to success), what would you choose?

Animal trainer for movies & TV.

Or tenured Ivy League English professor.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
They may have also said that she hadn't been landing a lot of work lately because she had looked so old and worn for her age. Does anyone have any idea who this is?

They were talking about Michael Dukakis.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by bilmore
They were talking about Michael Dukakis.

Not helpful Bilmore...please try again.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by evenodds
Since today's posts are less interesting than Paigow's actual job, here is a job-related poll:

If you could have any job (with lack of talent or experience being no bar to success), what would you choose?

I would want to:

(1) run a foundation giving away money for my favorite cause;
(2) teach science in junior high (to encourage young girls to get interested); or
(3) be an architect.

I would not want to be an actor or a musician.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
and I am being productive, I thought I would post about last night's viewed reality television

Saw the surreal life two (in part). Ron Jeremy is timeless- the man doesnt age. Trishelle is white(!), Tracy Bingham probably used to be black before all her work, and Vanilla Ice is indeed Corey Feldman, Whie the interaction is entertaining I dont think it will be week in and week out.

Average Joe Two. Well it was fattie eliminatino day last night and it was telling. The five foot six, two hundred pounder knew he was shopping out of his league and wasnt upset. The Italian fattie was bitter bc he didnt understand the concept and consiered it fatism. What's next? Uglyism? That guy David must be an actor, right down to the glasses, the wig and the fake bad teeth. Unfortunately, this show isnt going to be as compelling as the first one bc the hottie is hotter while the joes are uglier and nerdier and the gap is just too insurmountable. Not an Adam in the bunch that I could discern. This version is closer to what I think Plain Jane would be like- just painful and sad to watch for the guys while the viewer knows that no Joe can win.

But one can always hope that maybe the hottie men on the boat will be so unbearably narcissistic (case in point, the guy talking about his abs- who cares!) that the hottie chick will choose nobody. The Spinster Show!

Agree with your analysis (except that I will likely watch every minute of Surreal Life [thanks Tivo!]). Average Joe is painful to watch. They did show her kissing several of the average guys on the preview for next show. THe whole "bring in the vacuous hotties" aspect seems unduly mean, but I guess these guys signed up for whatever they get.

Jon Stewart cracked me up last night. Best part was when he was going off on advertisers for their low/no carb advertisements:

You know what else has no carbs?
Heroin.
That's right - no carb heroin!
Of course it is very high in ... heroin, so it's a sort of mixed dietary blessing.

Finally, RW-RR challenge

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Coral was a disgrace to women everywhere. Collapsing within a mile of jogging? WTF. Bet Alton regretted his decision to send Theo to the Gauntlet.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Not helpful Bilmore...please try again.

Sorry. Must be the Baywatch chick.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by evenodds
Since today's posts are less interesting than Paigow's actual job, here is a job-related poll:

If you could have any job (with lack of talent or experience being no bar to success), what would you choose?

Casting director for reality television shows.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I see Wonk and Bilmore as the Mr. Wilsons of the FB. Sebby is more of an Andy Capp.

Gwinky, I'm crushed. I think of myself as much more friendly and hip than Mr. Wilson. I've always viewed myself as more like Calvin's dad.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by evenodds
Since today's posts are less interesting than Paigow's actual job, here is a job-related poll:

If you could have any job (with lack of talent or experience being no bar to success), what would you choose?

Florist
one morning, having been yelled at by GP/clients/secretary about different shit, and reading a brief from opposing counsel that I needed to respond, which task was making me nausous; I realized I needed to buy flowers for my daughter's dance recital that night. so I go into this florist- they have such a peaceful lifestyle. Almost everyone they see are happy. funerals a drag? No, the funeral homes come to them, not the bereaved, or they are phone ordered.

Anyway, it seemed such a nice contrast to my job, that morning. I'm sure the $$$ are a little lower.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Be it resolved that lesbian pulp is the Jay-Z of 2004.

It's not. And now your avatar looks as stupid as Leagle's.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by evenodds
Since today's posts are less interesting than Paigow's actual job, here is a job-related poll:

If you could have any job (with lack of talent or experience being no bar to success), what would you choose?

Field Reporter, The Daily Show

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by evenodds
Since today's posts are less interesting than Paigow's actual job, here is a job-related poll:

If you could have any job (with lack of talent or experience being no bar to success), what would you choose?

If funds were no issue, I'd run an organization that would take injured greyhounds off the track, rehabilitate them physically, prepare them for life as a pet, and then facilitate their adoption.

If I could do it without working too hard, and the results would always be good, I'd be some kind of super duper pediatric surgeon.

But really, based on what I know, I think I'd like to be a law professor (if I never had to write...).

Mostly, I think I'd like to try Mega-Millions Powerball lottery winner on as a career for a while.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Mostly, I think I'd like to try Mega-Millions Powerball lottery winner on as a career for a while.

I've heard a good scam is to figure out where the winning ticket was sold and pretend it fell out of your purse.