Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[NotFromHere]

I love that they call them posse.

PHOENIX (AP) -- A county prosecutor rejected about 60 prostitution cases because of the questionable conduct of some undercover deputies and volunteer posse members.
About a half dozen deputies and posse members engaged in nudity and sexual contact in meetings with suspected prostitutes during a sting operation.

"They knew right from the beginning that I was going to authorize nudity for my guys on a case-by-case basis," said Capt. Don Schneidmiller, who supervised the investigation. "We knew by willing to be nude, they were going to solicit us and they did. ... We had mechanisms in place if in fact a contact was made, we were able to put a stop to it immediately. ... There was no completion of any sexual act.

Ha. Believe that last statement?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Before I buy it--is it worth it?

Not as good as the last 10 minutes of the Paris Hilton tape, but better than the tape of this guy having sex with a hen - http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...bia_suicide_dc (yahoo story, no actual video).

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

has anyone tried that new(ish) liquid substitute for band-aids?

Crazy glue works fine. The army developed it as a substitute for stitches.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

[NFH's] just jealous [sic] that [joe blow stripper-chick] makes more than [NFH].

No, NFH is just envious that the joe blow chick gets more than NFH does.

[Dave]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
"They knew right from the beginning that I was going to authorize nudity for my guys on a case-by-case basis," said Capt. Don Schneidmiller, who supervised the investigation. "

I just wanted to see that again.

ETA: I bet Don's wife uses that one at some point.

[Dave]

Ashlee Simpson is the least attractive person MTV has ever tried to turn into an instant celebrity. Two paper bags, minimum.

R Kelly is now rapidly approaching creepy. He's going to turn into Michael Jackson any day now.

Can't wait to see what French libel laws are like. Lance says it's time to take the gloves off on unproven doping allegations.

Did I read correctly that Britney Spears hurt her knee on the set of a Snoop Dogg video? If so, was it one of his pornos?

The Olsen Twins turning 18 passed with a surprisingly small amount of hoopla. The only official commemoration I heard about was a Full House marathon on ABC Family. Oh, wait, that's their usual lineup.

David Duval and Jim Furyk won't break 85, and they won't even be upset about it.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sadly, I agree. She has those stripper arms, where you can tell she has spent too much time at the gym and too much time with the smack. Or horse. But I think "horse" could be confusing if one thinks she's a porn star.

Who's looking at her arms?

[patentparanyc]

What would make seemingly normal looking mostly white professionals on a commuter train turn into a pack of wild dogs rooting around in a garbage bin over a .25 cent tabloid newspaper.....recycled of course, they're dumpster diving after the train disembarks...I've seen it over and over, one vertically challenged little guy actually hoisted himself partially into the bin and was trying to ferret around for a paper, and all you see are these little legs and shiny dress shoes waving around. At that point, I am tempted to just hand these people a quarter, "here, take it, buy a fresh new copy on me, really!"....why do people do that, is it the satisfaction that it's free? The thrill of the "hunt"?....

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Dave
Who's looking at her arms?

Hey, giant fake boobs can look good on some women. She's not one of them. She's got the waist of a ten-year old boy, NTTAWWT.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hey, giant fake boobs can look good on some women. She's not one of them. She's got the waist of a ten-year old boy, NTTAWWT.

Concur. They look awful and she's tacky looking with that orange fake and bake tan.....actually her arms look all spindly and over- worked out like Madonna after she went through her workout all the time phase...in swept away or whatever that bad movie was.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
What would make seemingly normal looking mostly white professionals on a commuter train turn into a pack of wild dogs rooting around in a garbage bin over a .25 cent tabloid newspaper.....recycled of course, they're dumpster diving after the train disembarks...I've seen it over and over, one vertically challenged little guy actually hoisted himself partially into the bin and was trying to ferret around for a paper, and all you see are these little legs and shiny dress shoes waving around. At that point, I am tempted to just hand these people a quarter, "here, take it, buy a fresh new copy on me, really!"....why do people do that, is it the satisfaction that it's free? The thrill of the "hunt"?....

I wonder if the answer to your question is substantially different than when those seemingly normal-looking, mostly hispanic professionals on commuter trains turn into a pack of wild dogs rooting around in garbage bins for a .25 cent tabloid newspaper.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

No, NFH is just envious that the joe blow chick gets more than NFH does.

Quality beats quantity. She can have the low-rent greasy slimeball guys she's likely to attract. Beer guts and all.

eta I watched part of The Simple Life II (in the spirit of the new avatar). Pink Dodge Ram is going to stand out in Mississippi, I'm afraid. And I was surprised that Paris could actually drive a truck with trailer on the back. That's not easy.

[Replaced_Texan]

so in order to be inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, your first recording had to be released 25 years or more ago. Eligible for the ballot this year are:

Abba
Bryan Adams
Jeff Beck
Pat Benatar
Black Sabbath
Chicago
Dick Dale
Def Leppard
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
Iron Maiden
Joan Jett
Lynyrd Skynyrd
John Mellencamp
Steve Miller Band
the Pretenders
Simple Minds
Twisted Sister
U2
Van Halen

My guesses on who will be inducted are Black Sabbath, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Lynard Skynard (ugh), John Mellencamp, The Pretenders, U2 and Van Halen.


Anyone else have thoughts?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
so in order to be inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, your first recording had to be released 25 years or more ago. Eligible for the ballot this year are:

Abba
Bryan Adams
Jeff Beck
Pat Benatar
Black Sabbath
Chicago
Dick Dale
Def Leppard
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
Iron Maiden
Joan Jett
Lynyrd Skynyrd
John Mellencamp
Steve Miller Band
the Pretenders
Simple Minds
Twisted Sister
U2
Van Halen

My guesses on who will be inducted are Black Sabbath, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Lynard Skynard (ugh), John Mellencamp, The Pretenders, U2 and Van Halen.


Anyone else have thoughts?

I'd add ABBA to the list of inductees. Not sure about Lynyrd Skynyrd.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
so in order to be inducted into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, your first recording had to be released 25 years or more ago. Eligible for the ballot this year are:

Abba
Bryan Adams
Jeff Beck
Pat Benatar
Black Sabbath
Chicago
Dick Dale
Def Leppard
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
Iron Maiden
Joan Jett
Lynyrd Skynyrd
John Mellencamp
Steve Miller Band
the Pretenders
Simple Minds
Twisted Sister
U2
Van Halen

My guesses on who will be inducted are Black Sabbath, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Lynard Skynard (ugh), John Mellencamp, The Pretenders, U2 and Van Halen.


Anyone else have thoughts?

The candidate on that list that stands out is Grandmaster Flash. Everyone else is debateable in some way. God save us from Steve Miller and Abba.