The Spanky Show

What does this mean?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Not only do I love you for your kindness to animals, it sounds like someone is ripe for mantrapping.

Just a warning.......

Back when Spank and I were getting to know/trust each other on PB, he made a post once that said he loved seeing all my different avatars but he had become bored because i didn't have any new ones for a few weeks.

I mention this because if he carries this demand for constant novelty into the bedroom you may need to keep reading up on new ideas just to keep him interested. And lots of those moves maybe you can't do pregnant.

I don't want to see you hurt.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Just a warning.......

Back when Spank and I were getting to know/trust each other on PB, he made a post once that said he loved seeing all my different avatars but he had become bored because i didn't have any new ones for a few weeks.

I mention this because if he carries this demand for constant novelty into the bedroom you may need to keep reading up on new ideas just to keep him interested. And lots of those moves maybe you can't do pregnant.

I don't want to see you hurt.

Hank:

1) I got the allegory and did not need the further explanation. What am I? Stoof?

2) I appreciate the concern but who says I don;t get bored easily. I mix it up, believe me. I even was willing to give Mr. Crabby a shot. I have spent a ton of cash on stuff that isnt to be seen by those other than my bedmates of late. Further, I know of a place, called Carol Doda's Champagne and Lace. She sells lingerie and other dressup stuff. And, she does weddings. INcluding shotgun weddings. She was a famous stripper back in the day, known for her huge, real and spectacular breasts so she isnt afraid to go with untraditional stuff, as well as traditional. My men only get bored when I get bored with them. Can you imagine me boring? But thanks for your concern.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Stoof?

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Carol Doda's Champagne and Lace. She sells lingerie and other dressup stuff. And, she does weddings. INcluding shotgun weddings. She was a famous stripper back in the day, known for her huge, real and spectacular breasts ...

Stoof is stuff in Spanky vernacular. You may need me to translate if you are going to bed him.

Carol Doda's breasts were not real. They were among the first fakies.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hank:

1) I got the allegory and did not need the further explanation. What am I? Stoof?

2) I appreciate the concern but who says I don;t get bored easily. I mix it up, believe me. I even was willing to give Mr. Crabby a shot. I have spent a ton of cash on stuff that isnt to be seen by those other than my bedmates of late. Further, I know of a place, called Carol Doda's Champagne and Lace. She sells lingerie and other dressup stuff. And, she does weddings. INcluding shotgun weddings. She was a famous stripper back in the day, known for her huge, real and spectacular breasts so she isnt afraid to go with untraditional stuff, as well as traditional. My men only get bored when I get bored with them. Can you imagine me boring? But thanks for your concern.

There is a group of posters who get things, and if that were it, we could all shorten the posts a bit- but I try and add the explain "for you" but really for others. and I know you know that so this was for others.

Originally posted by LessinSF
Stoof is stuff in Spanky vernacular. You may need me to translate if you are going to bed him.

Carol Doda's breasts were not real. They were among the first fakies.

I thought stoof was a contraction for "stupid fool" orsomething. What do you expect from the owner of a cat named Squishy?

I did not know that about Carol Doda's tatas. I figured fake tits hadnt been invetned in her time. She is great though. She goes to Mary Greene like once a week and she always picks up special orders.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
There is a group of posters who get things, and if that were it, we could all shorten the posts a bit- but I try and add the explain "for you" but really for others. and I know you know that so this was for others.

I of course knew that. So you are like me, a misunderstood genius, but you are actually an understood genius who could have been misunderstood but for the long posts, right?

I'm with you. That makes like four people who get me now. You can joine Not Bob, Penske and Shifter on the bench.

ETA: Nice to know that Less apparently isn't a cockblocker under any circumstances.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I'm with you. That makes like four people who get me now. You can joine Not Bob, Penske and Shifter on the bench.

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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I of course knew that. So you are like me, a misunderstood genius, but you are actually an understood genius who could have been misunderstood but for the long posts, right?

I'm with you. That makes like four people who get me now. You can joine Not Bob, Penske and Shifter on the bench.

ETA: Nice to know that Less apparently isn't a cockblocker under any circumstances.

Dissent. Penske only reads his own posts- he only pretends to read other's and SS doesn't really get things, like the weather guy in anchorman kind of.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Of all of the women you have met from these boards or related to these boards, directly or indirectly, who has the biggest arse?

I'll go first, Slave. In a good way. Nttawwt.

No offence.

All the women that I've met from the boards had perfect asses, and they were all the right size. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
All the women that I've met from the boards had perfect asses, and they were all the right size. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

You're a wise man, Flinty McFlint.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You're a wise man, Flinty McFlint.

You know, oddly enough, all the men have been real trolls. Weird.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess


ETA: Nice to know that Less apparently isn't a cockblocker under any circumstances.

Less asks himself, wwbjd.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
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This reminds me of the finals words of the baby jesus to satan during the temptations in the dessert (from matthew 4:1-11],

and the babyJesus said the megalomaniacal satan, "Away with you, Satan! Scripture says: 'You shall do homage to the Lord your God; him alone shall you adore.'"

At that the devil left him, and angels came and waited on him.

Open your mind to the Paigow, and this too shall make the sense.

eta: i believe that "waited on him" was a euphemism for sexxing, but spankyland style, iykwim

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dissent. Penske only reads his own posts- he only pretends to read other's and SS doesn't really get things, like the weather guy in anchorman kind of.

this is about which thing?