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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
here is an article about it. It is a headache that comes on during exercise and won't go away. Then you rest and it goes away, but then it comes back when you work out again. So the simple answer would be "don't work out" but I am a slave to my fitness routine.
http://www.headache-migraine-release...-headache.html

I don't know about the sex/headache connection. i thought orgasm was supposed to relieve headaches, but maybe that is an old wives tale.

What's an orgasm? Hah.

[SlaveNoMore]

greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know about the sex/headache connection. i thought orgasm was supposed to relieve headaches, but maybe that is an old wives tale.

Mrs. Hank and Mrs. Penske are old wives.

I highly doubt they've told an orgasm tale in a long time.

[SlaveNoMore]

ltl/fb
What's an orgasm? Hah.

She said old wife. Not old hag.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What do you mean by exercise-induced? Partly because I'm an idiot and don't know, and partly because it seems like sex would be more exercise.

That's only a 45-second headache for me.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ironweed
Have you considered a career in the lucrative field of Lifestyle and Relationship Consulting? You could probably get a reality-show gig on one of the cable networks without even hardly tryin'.

And once "Pimp My Marriage" takes off, the rest is gravy and $750/hr private consults with henpecked executive husbands. "Just fuck her, man, and make her come. What the fuck is so hard about that, you fat, slobbery piece of shit? And what did I tell you about getting some slacker friends, fuckwad? Jesus Christ, I don't know why I fucking bother."

In a similar vein, McSweeney's apparently recorded Sebby's dance lessons.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Gattigap
In a similar vein, McSweeney's apparently recorded Sebby's dance lessons.

Sebby's wife is like 8 months pregnant- the most charitable thing you can say about his sex advice is those who can do, those who can't teach.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Gattigap
In a similar vein, McSweeney's apparently recorded Sebby's dance lessons.

As with most McSweeney's contributions, I found that my desire to think that it was funny was greater than my ability to think that it was funny.

But I'm sure Ironweak was wracked by spasms of laughter, tears of hilarity running down his cheeks, by paragraph 5.

Of course, he is cheering for a country whose leagues dress their referees like highlighter pens.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
As with most McSweeney's contributions, I found that my desire to think that it was funny was greater than my ability to think that it was funny.

For me it's a tie.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Too bad you aren't in SF, or else you could join me and the gang tonight at the comedy club and heckle.

I thought you were joking but after a little Googling I realized that, once again, truth is stranger than fiction.

And I must be the last person in the world to have a MySpace blog.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I remain convinced that Germans/Austrians are the nicest people in Europe (outside of Ireland).

The Irish might be the friendliest people in the world. I've not spent any significant time in Germany, but the native-born Germans I've met are surprisingly friendly.

The Dutch are friendly as well

Dissent. In fact, screw that... this is just wrong. Even the Dutch admit they're not friendly. Those from Maastricht (in the south) think that the rest of the country is cold. Getting good service in Amsterdam does not prove the friendliness of an ethnic group.

The one good thing about bad experiences with other countries is that is helps develop a rooting interest in World Cup matches. Sure, it's only a couple steps above rooting for a team because you like their uniforms, but it's effective.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My tips:
If you bang your wife a good deal and stay in relatively good shape, you can get away with bloody murder. I'm ridiculously immature and self absorbed, but I like nailing the Mrs, and she keeps the body tight as a drum, so I keep coming back for more. It's a perfect vicious cycle.

I prefer viscious, but to each their own.

LessinPamplona (fucking A, it is out of control)

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
As with most McSweeney's contributions, I found that my desire to think that it was funny was greater than my ability to think that it was funny.

But I'm sure Ironweak was wracked by spasms of laughter, tears of hilarity running down his cheeks, by paragraph 5.

Of course, he is cheering for a country whose leagues dress their referees like highlighter pens.

McSweeney's is generally shit these days, but you know better than anyone how difficult it is to keep up the quality of content over a long period of time. And how the pieces just seem a bit more tired and forced the longer you try to stay in the game. And how it becomes tempting to take some half-assed idea or catchphrase and try to stretch it out beyond its limits, like a Saturday Night Live skit that runs seven minutes too long. And how, eventually, everyone agrees that you've lost your touch and should just hang it up.

As for Italy, I don't like them. Not even a little bit. They are cheating, diving, playacting, swollen-headed drama queens and I find them insufferable. But they will win.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
See that's the problem. Commas have gotten too expensive. They're union-made and we can't compete with china india and the other low-cost un-unionized countries producing them so we can't afford to use them except in special cases.

Wellbecausetheeconomyisintheshitterandbecauseofthenewbushimposedperbyteinternettaxwearegoingtohaveto eliminatespacestoo.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ironweed

As for Italy, I don't like them. Not even a little bit. They are cheating, diving, playacting, swollen-headed drama queens and I find them insufferable. But they will win.

2. And I have to root for them.

A buddy has a theory: the more swarthy a country is, the more likely they are to take dives, cheat and roll around. The amount of diving is directly proportional to the degree of swarthiness.

ETA: wait, the definition of "swarthy" is "having a dark complexion or color"? I always thought "swarthy" meant "probably has a pony tail and a 5 o'clock shadow and will most likely try to sleep with your wife".

I apologize to you swarthy FBers.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. And I have to root for them.

A buddy has a theory: the more swarthy a country is, the more likely they are to take dives, cheat and roll around. The amount of diving is directly proportional to the degree of swarthiness.

ETA: wait, the definition of "swarthy" is "having a dark complexion or color"? I always thought "swarthy" meant "probably has a pony tail and a 5 o'clock shadow and will most likely try to sleep with your wife".

I apologize to you swarthy FBers.

Too late. You are a confirmed racist fuck.