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LessinSF · 10-21-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, now that my Halle has been exposed for her hideous deformity, I must move on. I am currently taking submissions for a new number one spot on my list.

Adriana Lima is No. 1 on AskMen.com's top 99 - http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/1.html .

10-21-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, now that my Halle has been exposed for her hideous deformity, I must move on. I am currently taking submissions for a new number one spot on my list. Photographic evidence is a must, so please include a photograph of who you think should be the next Mrs. ImaginaryMarshall. Joke responses are welcome (as if that even matters) as well.

TM

ETA: This reminds me of a story of my overwhelming shallowness*. When I was in college, the school across the river had much hotter girls than our school. Since my school was pretty small, it didn't take long to run out of fresh meat. So, midway through the second trimester, we were all scouting the talent across the river.

Anyway, I met this girl and she was hot. Not smokin' hot, but very good looking, with a nice body. We immediately clicked, did the sex, hung out, spent time -- she was on her way to becoming my gf for a few weeks.

One day, I'm in her room and we're just lying in bed listening to Bob Marley's Legend (of course) and I'm holding her hand. I'm kind of caressing it and something ain't right. I look down and her thumb is kind of stumpy. Not cut-off short. Just kind of off. Anyway, it freaked me out and grossed me out and that was the end of that.

So, a month later (after she started talkign to me again), I set her up with my roomate. He was all happy and on his way to making her his gf. It was when he was telling me how happy he was with her that I told him to take a good look at her thumb.

He broke up with her the next day.

Good times. Good times.

*This is not an invitation to submit nfh as the next Mrs. ImaginaryMarshall

Does she have to be alive?

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=carolyn+bessette/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=12kr4ct37/EXP=1130013404/*-http%3A//www.isdesigners.com/kenn/Bessette_Kennedy_Carolyne_sm.jpg[/IMG]

Oh wait, she isnt your type. How about something in a this?

spookyfish · 10-21-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
General observation: http://www.thesuperficial.com (and http://www.imdb.com, for that matter) will not let you use their server to post pictures here. Linking to their server to host a photo here will result in a red X.

In other news, I am wearing a hot pink felt beret and a hot pink silk scarf today. I don't care if that is outable.

I don't know if it's outable, either, but my guess is Flower will now want to raid your closet.

Alex_de_Large · 10-21-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
She's pretty, but she has a very oddly shaped jaw. Too square?

Would you say that if she were pleasing you in a manner that SD doesn't like?

10-21-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She looks like I'd like her. Shit, who wouldn't like her?

She looks a little off in that picture. Probably best in profile. Lovely skin though. I like a more interseting mouth.

NotFromHere · 10-21-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
She's pretty, but she has a very oddly shaped jaw. Too square?

What the hell is wrong with you?

Alex, it's 2 hours - can you handle it?

The two hours of footage, shot over 17 days in Barbados during the couple's romantic romp of a honeymoon, is packed with hardcore sex, we hear.

Steamy sessions in a variety of poses are the highlight. Some footage shows the supermodel dancing naked against a backdrop of beautiful tropical scenery — kind of an X-rated version of some of the fashion ads that have earned Murphy millions.

spookyfish · 10-21-2005, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Would you say that if she were pleasing you in a manner that SD doesn't like?

No, because in that case, I'd probably only see the top of her head. Duh.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-21-2005, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, now that my Halle has been exposed for her hideous deformity, I must move on. I am currently taking submissions for a new number one spot on my list. Photographic evidence is a must, so please include a photograph of who you think should be the next Mrs. ImaginaryMarshall. Joke responses are welcome (as if that even matters) as well.

TM

ETA: This reminds me of a story of my overwhelming shallowness*. When I was in college, the school across the river had much hotter girls than our school. Since my school was pretty small, it didn't take long to run out of fresh meat. So, midway through the second trimester, we were all scouting the talent across the river.

Anyway, I met this girl and she was hot. Not smokin' hot, but very good looking, with a nice body. We immediately clicked, did the sex, hung out, spent time -- she was on her way to becoming my gf for a few weeks.

One day, I'm in her room and we're just lying in bed listening to Bob Marley's Legend (of course) and I'm holding her hand. I'm kind of caressing it and something ain't right. I look down and her thumb is kind of stumpy. Not cut-off short. Just kind of off. Anyway, it freaked me out and grossed me out and that was the end of that.

So, a month later (after she started talkign to me again), I set her up with my roomate. He was all happy and on his way to making her his gf. It was when he was telling me how happy he was with her that I told him to take a good look at her thumb.

He broke up with her the next day.

Good times. Good times.

*This is not an invitation to submit nfh as the next Mrs. ImaginaryMarshall

I messed around with a girl in law school for a while, often pretty drunk. Pretty nice package all around.

Then one day one of my only LS friends tells me "Hey, ____ (the girl's ex bf) said she has a really ugly cooter. Is it all fucked up looking?"

I'd never looked, having almost exclusively groped her while drunk and not chowed down there.

Well, I had to go down on her to find out, and it was strange because I could figure out whether it was really fucked up or not (the lighting wasn't great). So I kept looking at it whenever I got the chance, but never really was able to formulate a position on whether he cooter was indeed horrific.

Ultimately, this complex drove me crazy, because my friend kept busting my balls in front of people about how my fuckbuddy had a deformed vag.

My solution? None. I wound up getting caught by her having sex with some coke whore I met a bar. That was that. But now... still to this day, I compare every vag I see to hers. And I still can't figure out if hers was really deformed. But I have concluded based on all this research that my high school gf had a very odd looking cooter.

spookyfish · 10-21-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What the hell is wrong with you?

Well, the fact that you ask the question leads me to believe nothing.

That said, I did not say she was not pretty, but look in the picture where she is smiling. She has a very square jaw.

Jesus. I just made an observation.

10-21-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I messed around with a girl in law school for a while, often pretty drunk. Pretty nice package all around.

Then one day one of my only LS friends tells me "Hey, ____ (the girl's ex bf) said she has a really ugly cooter. Is it all fucked up looking?"

I'd never looked, having almost exclusively groped her while drunk and not chowed down there.

Well, I had to go down on her to find out, and it was strange because I could figure out whether it was really fucked up or not (the lighting wasn't great). So I kept looking at it whenever I got the chance, but never really was able to formulate a position on whether he cooter was indeed horrific.

Ultimately, this complex drove me crazy, because my friend kept busting my balls in front of people about how my fuckbuddy had a deformed vag.

My solution? None. I wound up getting caught by her having sex with some coke whore I met a bar. That was that. But now... still to this day, I compare every vag I see to hers. And I still can't figure out if hers was really deformed. But I have concluded based on all this research that my high school gf had a very odd looking cooter.

Sounds to me like you got Spanked. Aren't they all equally bizarre looking, with variation being only in the degree of rarity of the roast beef? Especially since this was probably in a more disco mitty era, non?

How was the John Irving book?

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-21-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Adriana Lima is No. 1 on AskMen.com's top 99 - http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/1.html .

Its nice to know the rest of the rowld shares my love.

I'd just like to grab that ass once, firmly, and have her hiss at me.

LessinSF · 10-21-2005, 05:46 PM

Just go back to Veronica Zemanova. The only problem is she has never done boy/girl:

bold_n_brazen · 10-21-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Well, the fact that you ask the question leads me to believe nothing.

That said, I did not say she was not pretty, but look in the picture where she is smiling. She has a very square jaw.

Jesus. I just made an observation.

First sign of Spooky's descent into madness.... he's actually engaging with NFH.

bold_n_brazen · 10-21-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Just go back to Veronica Zemanova. The only problem is she has never done boy/girl:

Is this RuPaul?

bold_n_brazen · 10-21-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Is this RuPaul?

That's not the picture you had up there before. She is clearly not RuPaul.