Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Your avatar is skanky, and it ain't just the dye job. Somehow I think she'd look worse on HDTV.

She's seen more cocks than Frank Perdue and John Tyson combined.












(I know that "she" is probably Penske, but it's ok to play along if I can make fun. Better this than talking about anal beads)

[The Dryer Thread]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Give me time junior. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Looks like things are heating up in here!

That shirt looks big on you. Want me to shrink it?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know, you were awfully quick in setting that as your avatar, longtime lurker. Now I'm pretty sure you're not Paigow.

let's ask her how she feels about Jamaica. Our Puerto Rican dice...

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You know, you were awfully quick in setting that as your avatar, longtime lurker. Now I'm pretty sure you're not Paigow.

Good gawd, NO! No other poster, just a lurker turned poster. I do know someone who claims to occasionally post here (as who I am not sure but I have a guess). She showed me the board on her computer (a discussion about men grooming their twigs and berries) and I began lurking. I waited a while to actually post so as not to be obvious.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
I'd criticize your's in return but it's too cute. I'm open to suggestions. The T-shirt is funny to me because an ex actually got the shirt, in white with red lettering, for me. As a joke. I think.

Why has this become the new sock paradigm? Long time lurker. Pretending to be hot chick. Talks about "her" breast size and sex life a lot. Whatever happened to the Daintiest Petunias and John123s of the board? Fresh, new socks with fresh new ideas. Socks with spark, pizazz, moxie even. These days, it seems like people are just pressing the "long time lurker who pretends to be a girl with big breasts and talks about her sex life a lot" macro. Talk about phoning it in . . .

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
She showed me the board on her computer (a discussion about men grooming their twigs and berries) and I began lurking.

Sorry, wrong board. We don't go for that kind of nonsense here.

Try www.infirmation.com, sicko.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Bzzzzzzt. Doubtful. The subject has been fully vetted and we have agreed that threesomes, foursomes and moresomes are on our to do list but we are having to much fun with each other right now to cheat and ruin this good thing. The BF actually came to me about a month or so ago and told me that one of the girls in word processing at his firm has been hitting on him and that while he wouldn’t mind some afternoon delight with her he is not willing to cheat with her because he loves me and our relationship. He did propose that she be a candidate for any threesome in the future and of course, for being so honest and I open I replied that he may someday be able to have his cake and eat it (and me) too.

You're too much.

1. He's already fucking that girl, you nincompoop.

2. He's fucking a bunch of other people on his trips (including, but not limited to RP).

3. "Oldest fucking trick in the book: These hots girls are hitting on me, but I wanted to tell you about it, because I love you so much."

Either you are a poor sock or a poor sap.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by The Dryer Thread
Looks like things are heating up in here!

That shirt looks big on you. Want me to shrink it?

Speaking of laundry, I have an actual clothes question. Since I began semi-living alone, I have found myself doing laundry with less and less frequency. Because of this, I have had to buy more t-shirts and underwear. I went to Target last night to purchase a new package of what I thought were boxer briefs. After putting a pair on, I was horrified to find out that they were actually tightie-whities. I know the general rule is that you can't return swimsuits and underwear. But they were only on for a second, and I was just out of the shower so my ass was sebby-clean. If I can't return them, it won't be the dumbest $5.99 I've ever spent, but I don't feel right just wasting money on something I'm just going to throw away. Do you think they'll let me exchange them?

[The Dryer Thread]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why has this become the new sock paradigm? Long time lurker. Pretending to be hot chick. Talks about "her" breast size and sex life a lot. Whatever happened to the Daintiest Petunias and John123s of the board? Fresh, new socks with fresh new ideas. Socks with spark, pizazz, moxie even. These days, it seems like people are just pressing the "long time lurker who pretends to be a girl with big breasts and talks about her sex life a lot" macro. Talk about phoning it in . . .

You're such an FB snob. Next you're going to tell me you don't like my Big Johnson t-shirt:



Apropos of this, where is ThrashersFan?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Speaking of laundry, I have an actual clothes question. Since I began semi-living alone, I have found myself doing laundry with less and less frequency. Because of this, I have had to buy more t-shirts and underwear. I went to Target last night to purchase a new package of what I thought were boxer briefs. After putting a pair on, I was horrified to find out that they were actually tightie-whities. I know the general rule is that you can't return swimsuits and underwear. But they were only on for a second, and I was just out of the shower so my ass was sebby-clean. If I can't return them, it won't be the dumbest $5.99 I've ever spent, but I don't feel right just wasting money on something I'm just going to throw away. Do you think they'll let me exchange them?

No. They shouldn't anyway. Doesn't matter how long they were on. what are they going to do with them? Throw them away. Imagine if you worked at Target and some guy tried to return his tighty whities. Can you be sure he doesn't have crabs? Would you want to touch the open packaging?

But, try to find someone who looks retarded and see if you can take advantage of them.

Since when have you been semi-living alone? Have you moved? Too many out of town depositions?

And what's wrong with you? You can't see that they were tighty whities before you put them on? Were you in the dark?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Speaking of laundry, I have an actual clothes question. Since I began semi-living alone, I have found myself doing laundry with less and less frequency. Because of this, I have had to buy more t-shirts and underwear. I went to Target last night to purchase a new package of what I thought were boxer briefs. After putting a pair on, I was horrified to find out that they were actually tightie-whities. I know the general rule is that you can't return swimsuits and underwear. But they were only on for a second, and I was just out of the shower so my ass was sebby-clean. If I can't return them, it won't be the dumbest $5.99 I've ever spent, but I don't feel right just wasting money on something I'm just going to throw away. Do you think they'll let me exchange them?

I think the cleanliness factor works against you. Better to put a nasty stain on one of them and go in and complain that someone soiled one of the pairs and you are disgusted and want your $5.99 back. That's what I do when returning opened software. It almost always works.

Your buddy,

Flinty

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
let's ask her how she feels about Jamaica. Our Puerto Rican dice...

I'm not sure I get the references but Jamaica is fine although not my favorite place, for example, I enjoyed my trip to Belize last winter much more.

Are puerto rican dice those fuzzy ones you hang from a car mirror? If so I have a pair of purple ones in my lexus. If that counts for anything.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall






You're too much.

1. He's already fucking that girl, you nincompoop.

2. He's fucking a bunch of other people on his trips (including, but not limited to RP).

3. "Oldest fucking trick in the book: These hots girls are hitting on me, but I wanted to tell you about it, because I love you so much."

Either you are a poor sock or a poor sap.

TM

Uh, either you inadvertently posted images from your family photo album again, or there's a connection between the pix and the post that I'm just not seeing.

Elaborate, please. (And if it's the former, tell grandma that she looks fabulous.)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're too much.

1. He's already fucking that girl, you nincompoop.

2. He's fucking a bunch of other people on his trips (including, but not limited to RP).

3. "Oldest fucking trick in the book: These hots girls are hitting on me, but I wanted to tell you about it, because I love you so much."

Either you are a poor sock or a poor sap.

TM

Yeah, like I said, but without the pictures.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Uh, either you inadvertently posted images from your family photo album again, or there's a connection between the pix and the post that I'm just not seeing.

Elaborate, please. (And if it's the former, tell grandma that she looks fabulous.)

Thank you. I was trying to connect the seagull to something. Anything. And it just wasn't happening.
I thought wharf, the docks, tuna - anything.