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[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Speaking of ass-fucking, Cedric Benson was not invited to New York.

Does this mean that if someone invites you to visit NY, he wants to engage in ass-fucking?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
The key to a successful blitz is to get strong blind-side penetration through the tight-end.

TISH. Now you're just toying with me.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Sure--when you coming to town? 'Cause if we have to wait until my next visit to TCOTU, it might be a while.

tm

How could you see her calf behind her enormous cock?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does this mean that if someone invites you to visit NY, he wants to engage in ass-fucking?

Uh oh. If so, then both the nature and the extent of the rejection I've received are just now becoming clear. Damn.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

Bullshit. They ran up the score when they were able to (nttawwt, given the system they operate under):

I don't think it's bullshit.

Here are records of Cal's opponents' losses, except USC. Did you want me to see how much was scored after they took their first teams out or shut down the offense?

Sat, Sep 4 at Air Force W 56-14 -- 21 points scored after subs/offense shut down

Sat, Sep 25 at (5) Utah L 35-49 --
Thu, Sep 30 Navy L 21-24 --
Sat, Oct 23 Brigham Young L 24-41 --
Sat, Oct 30 at Wyoming L 26-43 --
Sat, Nov 13 San Diego State L 31-37 --


Sat, Sep 11 New Mexico State W 41-14 -- 21 points scored after subs/offense shut down, including one long TD run.

Sat, Sep 4 at Arkansas L 13-63 --
Sat, Sep 25 New Mexico L 3-38 --
Sat, Oct 2 at UTEP L 0-45 --
Sat, Oct 23 at North Texas L 26-36 --
Sat, Nov 20 at Utah State L 25-34 --

Sat, Oct 2 at Oregon State W 49-7 -- 14 points after subs/offense shut down.

Sat, Sep 4 at (12) LSU L 21-22
Fri, Sep 10 at (10) Boise State L 34-53
Sat, Sep 25 at (21) Arizona State L 14-27
Sat, Nov 6 (1) USC L 20-28 Audio


Sat, Oct 16 UCLA W 45-28 -- 17 points after subs/offense shut down.

Sat, Sep 4 Oklahoma State L 20-31 --
Sat, Oct 23 at (21) Arizona State L 42-48 --
Sat, Nov 6 Washington State L 29-31 --
Sat, Dec 4 (1) USC L 24-29 --

Sat, Oct 23 at Arizona W 38-0 -- 10 points after.....


Sat, Sep 11 (5) Utah L 6-23 --
Sat, Sep 18 (16) Wisconsin L 7-9 --
Sat, Sep 25 Washington State L 19-20 --
Sat, Oct 9 at UCLA L 17-37 --
Sat, Oct 16 at Oregon L 14-28 --
Sat, Oct 30 Oregon State L 14-28 --
Sat, Nov 13 at (1) USC L 9-49 --


Sat, Oct 30 (21) Arizona State W 27-0 -- 7 points after offense shut down, 7 points from interception TD.

Sat, Oct 16 at (1) USC L 7-45
Sat, Oct 23 UCLA W 48-42
Fri, Nov 26 at Arizona L 27-34


Sat, Nov 6 Oregon W 28-27 -- 1st team played throughout

Sat, Sep 11 Indiana L 24-30
Sat, Sep 18 at (2) Oklahoma L 7-31
Sat, Oct 2 (21) Arizona State L 13-28
Sat, Nov 13 UCLA L 26-34
Sat, Nov 20 at Oregon State L 21-50


Sat, Nov 13 at Washington W 42-12 -- 7 points...

Sun, Sep 5 Fresno State L 16-35 --
Sat, Sep 18 UCLA L 31-37 --
Sat, Sep 25 at Notre Dame L 3-38 --
Sat, Oct 2 at Stanford L 13-27 --
Sat, Oct 16 Oregon State L 14-29 --
Sat, Oct 23 at (1) USC L 0-38 --
Sat, Oct 30 at Oregon L 6-31 --
Sat, Nov 6 Arizona L 13-23 --
Sat, Nov 20 at Washington State L 25-28


Sat, Nov 20 Stanford W 41-6 -- Yeah, we did run this one up, 7 points by backup QB.

Sat, Sep 25 (1) USC L 28-31
Sat, Oct 9 at Notre Dame L 15-23
Sat, Oct 23 Oregon L 13-16
Sat, Oct 30 at UCLA L 0-21
Sat, Nov 6 at (21) Arizona State L 31-34
Sat, Nov 13 Oregon State L 19-24


Sat, Dec 4 at Southern Miss W 26-16 0 points.

Sat, Oct 16 at Alabama L 3-27
Sat, Nov 6 Cincinnati L 24-52
Fri, Nov 12 at Memphis L 26-30
Sat, Nov 20 at TCU L 17-42

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Cal football scores and stuff

Wow! That's a lot of ass fucking!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does this mean that if someone invites you to visit NY, he wants to engage in ass-fucking?

No. That's if someone does invite you to New York.

Coffee?

TM

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I don't think it's bullshit.

[looooong recitation of stats]

Dude. You'd better sert-nay the ucking-fay oke-jay.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I don't think it's bullshit.

Here are records of Cal's opponents' losses, except USC. Did you want me to see how much was scored after they took their first teams out or shut down the offense?

subs

You prove my point. They put in fresh players against a worn out defense? No fair!

I'd like to go to NY for a little ass-fucking.

eta: Flinty, like this.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'd like to go to NY for a little ass-fucking.

You must be thinking of someone else. I don't drink coffee.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The key to stopping the run is penetration.

Oh the glory days...when I had a big screen TV and split-screened it with football and porn...these types of comments gushed out of Pandora's box...

I think the best was a splooge shot on some broad's chest, after which someone yelled "field goal". Wide right, if you ask me, but nevertheless...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You must be thinking of someone else. I don't drink coffee.

TM

I was not thinking of you. No offense (like Cal against Southern Miss).

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You prove my point. They put in fresh players against a worn out defense? No fair!

I'd like to go to NY for a little ass-fucking.

eta: Flinty, like this.

Because you are too good to ass-fuck anyone other than a NYer? You wound me.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Right. They put in a mediocre performance against a mediocre team and then say, "Look what great sports we are. We don't run up the score!" after running up the score the rest of the season against other teams. They suspected what was coming BCS-wise and hoped to use the sportsmanship argument would gain traction.

See this article - http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3221080 - which is one of many (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6664725/ and http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls0...pat&id=1939745 ) to point out that you are soooo wrong. In fact, many are pushing for outing the ten coaching dipshits that changed their votes - http://www.sportsline.com/collegefootball/story/7970666 .

Less (Whiny Mack Brown can suck my dick) inSF

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Because you are too good to ass-fuck anyone other than a NYer? You wound me.

When it comes to ass-fucking, I'm bi-coastal.

The only reason Benson's not going to NY is because Mack Brown can't beat Oklahoma.