Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by dtb
I can't decide whether my offspring is a genius or a sociopath (not that those are necessarily mutually exclusive options, I suppose.)

When he saw the above picture over my shoulder as I was scrolling through, he made the following commentary:

• Santa Claus is dead? Oh. I can't believe Santa Claus is dead. [Brief pause.] I'm glad.

Wow, so young to be bitter and jealous. Jeez just 'cause Christ and Santa skip his house he wishes them both dead?

[Hank Chinaski]

The Grey Cup game was Sunday, and it was a great game. The lead changed a few times in the last few minutes, and the game went to OT.

But what was really neat is that the CFL is honest enough about what drives football that it has Beer ads ON THE PLAYERS. See upper left corner of jersey- the game was Edmonton Eskimos (normal Molson's) v. Montreal Alouettes (Molson's Export.)






Molson's didn't have it set up this way, but once the NFL takes the beer ads on players step, maybe we won't have to watch the robot bottle bud V. bud light commercial.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But of course [Springsteen] is insanely talented. Shit, he must connect with somebody. But for a music snob like me, he's just not cutting it. Close, but not quite there. He can arguably hang with Bobby, but doesn't belong in the same hotel with Jerry. And he's not qualified to shine Cash's boots.

Originally posted by ironweed
This is about the horns, isn't it?

I guess he's never heard a little tune called "Ring of Fire".

[dtb]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Wow, so young to be bitter and jealous. Jeez just 'cause Christ and Santa skip his house he wishes them both dead?

Oh, please. He doesn't know from Jesus.

I'm pretty sure he had no idea there was such a thing as a non-Jew until he was 6 years old, and started going to a secular school.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Right now, I feel as if I never want to get married again. I've been separated for over a year now and I still feel like it would be going back to prison to get married again. Scares the crap out of me and I feel like I will never get over this.

I'm with you. I've been divorced for almost a year, and went through an intense relationship with another person during that time that ended in utter confusion. I will probably never even have a steady boyfriend again, let alone get married.

If you read between the lines, this means that I am now accepting applications from married or otherwise attached men who want flings.

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
Oh, please. He doesn't know from Jesus.

I'm pretty sure he had no idea there was such a thing as a non-Jew until he was 6 years old, and started going to a secular school.

Secular school? Yeah, right. Just after you raise a fuss about the nativity scene in the school's "winter holiday" concert, he'll be singing "It's Hard To Be A Jew At Christmas" before long.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Secular school? Yeah, right. Just after you raise a fuss about the nativity scene in the school's "winter holiday" concert, he'll be singing "It's Hard To Be A Jew At Christmas" before long.

I never understood people who say Jews don't celebrate Xmas. Since I was a kid, we've had all my sister's and my jewish friends in the area stop by and get shitfaced on Xmas with us. They have nothing else to do, so why not get liquored up with the goys?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
If you read between the lines, this means that I am now accepting applications from married or otherwise attached men who want flings.

Sexist (and relationshipist, for that matter). What if a single chick wants a fling with you?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I guess he's never heard a little tune called "Ring of Fire".

I like Mexican horns.

To address my issues with the Boss head on, I listened to Rosalita last nite.

I'm not sure, but I think it might be worse than Scenes from an Italian Resturant.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They have nothing else to do, so why not get liquored up with the goys?

The word is goyim, boychik.


(Just trying to help.)

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm not sure, but I think [Rosalita] might be worse than Scenes from an Italian Resturant.

You remind me of this guy I know who has a physical and adverse reaction when he hears that song (or, really, any Billy Joel song, but the reaction is particularly acute with that song).

Come to think of it, his left eye starts twitching and the ranting is not far off when a Bruce song has the misfortune of being played on the airwaves too.

Huh.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I cannot be a Penn State fan. Although I remember fondly a road trip to Happy Valley to paint the lion orange.

Yeh. The Orangemen did really well last week... spanked by a Pat League team!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
The word is goyim, boychik.


(Just trying to help.)

I know that. I just felt like screwing with it a bit...

My favorite Yiddish will alaways be schnorrer (sp?).

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by dtb
Oh, please. He doesn't know from Jesus.

I'm pretty sure he had no idea there was such a thing as a non-Jew until he was 6 years old, and started going to a secular school.

And wondered why they got toys from a fat jolly guy.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I'm with you. I've been divorced for almost a year, and went through an intense relationship with another person during that time that ended in utter confusion. I will probably never even have a steady boyfriend again, let alone get married.

If you read between the lines, this means that I am now accepting applications from married or otherwise attached men who want flings.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I hate posts like this. I want DETAILS about what happened to cause the breakup with Commando Boy. How come you can tell us all about sticking your hands down his pants the first night you hooked up, and about how you played the piano for him on your first real "date" and never even made it out to dinner, etcetera etcetera, but we get no good details about the breakup? Breakups are much more interesting than happy relationships so SHARE, dammit, SHARE!