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09-01-2004, 05:46 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is my recollection from a legal history class that bestiality was initially prosecuted based on the belief that monsters would be spawned from this most unholy of unions. In the case of one colonial pigfucker, the piglets' resemblance to the defendant was introduced as evidence. The pigfucker was found guilty and was put to death, as were the sow and the piglets.
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Anyone know what Monster Man-Pig Beast Bacon tastes like? |
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09-01-2004, 05:48 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Originally posted by Montecore
Aha! I knew it was you behind that worthless animated piece of monkey crap Father of the Pride. You're the thievingest Torontonian manipulative starfucker since Lorne Michaels. You've met your match this time. I have hired Super Attorney to the SockStars, Mr. gattigap, and we're going after everything you own, down to the last Sting ticket. And no penskebucks in settlement, either.
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No way, I'm in the Gatti-cult, and the first rule is no litigation among fellow Gattiists. Bwahahahaha. But my sister-in-law is good friends with one of the creators of FotP, and I got an evite to a viewing party or some such nonsense. I heard that it's pretty funny, especially the second episode, where Seigfried and Roy are featured more prominently. Take that, Monte! |
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09-01-2004, 05:49 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone know what Monster Man-Pig Beast Bacon tastes like?
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Chicken? |
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09-01-2004, 05:52 PM
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Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is my recollection from a legal history class that bestiality was initially prosecuted based on the belief that monsters would be spawned from this most unholy of unions. In the case of one colonial pigfucker, the piglets' resemblance to the defendant was introduced as evidence. The pigfucker was found guilty and was put to death, as were the sow and the piglets.
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I understand the piglets, but why the sow? |
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09-01-2004, 05:57 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I understand the piglets, but why the sow?
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That bitch was asking for it?
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09-01-2004, 05:58 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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First, Ted, you need to take this picture off of the web site ...
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is my recollection from a legal history class that bestiality was initially prosecuted based on the belief that monsters would be spawned from this most unholy of unions. In the case of one colonial pigfucker, the piglets' resemblance to the defendant was introduced as evidence. The pigfucker was found guilty and was put to death, as were the sow and the piglets.
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Jesus H. Christ! I'd better call my client...
Last edited by Not Bob; 09-01-2004 at 06:01 PM..
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09-01-2004, 06:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Me too
I'm not clicking on it, but apparently www.iloveroadhead.com is a real site. Good times!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-01-2004, 06:10 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone know what Monster Man-Pig Beast Bacon tastes like?
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Chicken?
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I'm guessing like Not Me's dick.
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09-01-2004, 06:10 PM
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
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Your Daily NFH
Research pioneer Fred L. Whipple has died. {CNN}
Be honest -- are you like me and thought the above was about the guy who was always squeezing the Charmin?
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09-01-2004, 06:13 PM
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone know what Monster Man-Pig Beast Bacon tastes like?
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No, but all this pork talk has fired up a wicked craving for thick cut pepper bacon. And, strangely enough, it hasn't induced a similar craving for anal sex. |
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09-01-2004, 06:47 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Bad: Walking in on your own brother having sex.
Worse: The sex is, to all outward appearances, non-consensual.
Worst: The survivor of the assault is of the porcine persuasion.
Poll: Would you turn in your own flesh and blood if you caught them doing this?
My answer: No. Some things are still better resolved with fistfights and being locked in the attic until you die of old age.
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And then there was this guy who was arrested while having nonconsensual sex with an inflatable doll. In public. For the record, I am not 38.
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09-01-2004, 07:48 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And then there was this guy who was arrested while having nonconsensual sex with an inflatable doll. In public. For the record, I am not 38.
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From the article:
- "It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman on Wednesday. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.
I hear that sometimes the only way to separate them is to throw a bucket of water on them.
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09-01-2004, 07:51 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Bacon - mmmmm.
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I disagree on the worst - I'd rather rape be committed against animals than people, myself.
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Well, concur, obviously, of course. But the format demands of a "joke" are that the punch* must follow the setup, not precede it. I am merely the Slave of the muse.
*The "punch" the second part of a joke. It contains a reinterpretation of something in the setup, or first story, that instantaneously creates in the audience's mind a second story that shatters the setup's target assumption. It is the element of surprise in the shattering of the misdirecting target assumption that generates laughter. |
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09-01-2004, 07:52 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Not sure what to make of this...
That site is run by Hank and Atticus - they post their rap there. |
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