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05-13-2005, 12:18 PM
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#886
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Happy Ending
I'm in the wrong line of work.
"Police said undercover officers successfully made numerous prostitution transactions inside each of the spas during the six-month investigation."
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3180243
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-13-2005, 12:33 PM
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#887
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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More fun word facts
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Except for AERIOUS, ABSTEINOUS, ABSTENIOUS, ABSTENTIOUS, ACERIFLORUM, ACERIFLORUS, ACHEILOUS, ACHEIROUS, ACLEISTOUS, ADECTICOUS, ADVENTIOUS, AFFECTIOUS, ALEIKOUM, ALPESTRIOUS, ANEMIOUS, ANNELIDOUS, ARSENIOUS, ARTERIOSUM, ARTERIOSUS, ARTERIOUS, AVENIOUS, BACTERIOUS, CAESIOUS, CAMELIOUS, CARNELIOUS, FACETIOUS, FRACEDINOUS, GAREISOUN, GRAVEDINOUS, MAJESTIOUS, MATERIOUS, PARECIOUS, PLACENTIOUS, TRAGEDIOUS, and PHRAGELLIORHYNCHUS, just off the top of my head.
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Good Lord, man, you must really be bored.
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05-13-2005, 12:49 PM
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#888
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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So Guy A saw Guy B last night and nearly beat the shit out of him.
Here's hoping that's the end of that.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-13-2005, 12:52 PM
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#889
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So Guy A saw Guy B last night and nearly beat the shit out of him.
Here's hoping that's the end of that.
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Sounds like that'll hardly be the case.
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05-13-2005, 12:53 PM
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#890
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Sounds like that'll hardly be the case.
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What are the gun laws like in Texas?
This is kind of cool. I'm waiting for A or B to piss on the hottie to mark his turf. |
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05-13-2005, 12:54 PM
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#891
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So Guy A saw Guy B last night and nearly beat the shit out of him.
Here's hoping that's the end of that.
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It's so nice that people can be adult about these things.
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05-13-2005, 01:01 PM
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#892
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So Guy A saw Guy B last night and nearly beat the shit out of him.
Here's hoping that's the end of that.
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If Guy A fought Guy B and won, would he win back Slot C?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-13-2005, 01:03 PM
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#893
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-13-2005, 01:05 PM
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#894
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What are the gun laws like in Texas?
This is kind of cool. I'm waiting for A or B to piss on the hottie to mark his turf.
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If anyone is going to be doing any pissing down there, it's going to be RT's sister.
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05-13-2005, 01:05 PM
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#895
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What are the gun laws like in Texas?
This is kind of cool. I'm waiting for A or B to piss on the hottie to mark his turf.
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Piss on her? Is the hottie RT's sister?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-13-2005, 01:05 PM
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#896
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Arrested Development
Looks like Arrested Development is back. For two seasons, even.
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05-13-2005, 01:15 PM
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#897
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Job opening
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I'm sorry. You are right. The image of you drooling all over the swollen glands and belly of a big preggo, making moaning animal noises, is a titilating one then. .Right everybody?
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I'm fucking glad I wasn't here yesterday. Preggo fetishes might be the foulest of the foul.
Here is wisdom:
1. When he tells you you look more beautiful than ever when knocked up, he's lying. You know that, right?
2. Unless your husband is truly twisted, he's not "more" into you when you're knocked up. It ain't an attractive state, huge tits or no huge tits.
3. Lactation is cool, but I'm not sure its a sexual turn-on. I think its more cool in a "wow, how bout that? She's dispensing something drinkable... neat..." way. Am I going to taste it? Yeh, but like wine. I'll probably have to spit. I saw a cat swig from a bottle of it in law school, and he almost threw it up. Said it was chunky. I enjoy the soy shake and the fruit shake with the occasional cunk or two of sugary fruit matter in it, but I don't think I'd prefer my breast milk that way.
But who knows... I said the same thing about chunky Jif a few years back.
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05-13-2005, 01:19 PM
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#898
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Job opening
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But who knows... I said the same thing about chunky Jif a few years back.
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Chunky JIF is the shit. Do not fuck with it.
Creamy peanut butter is for pussies.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-13-2005, 01:20 PM
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#899
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Job opening
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm fucking glad I wasn't here yesterday. Preggo fetishes might be the foulest of the foul.
Here is wisdom:
1. When he tells you you look more beautiful than ever when knocked up, he's lying. You know that, right?
2. Unless your husband is truly twisted, he's not "more" into you when you're knocked up. It ain't an attractive state, huge tits or no huge tits.
3. Lactation is cool, but I'm not sure its a sexual turn-on. I think its more cool in a "wow, how bout that? She's dispensing something drinkable... neat..." way. Am I going to taste it? Yeh, but like wine. I'll probably have to spit. I saw a cat swig from a bottle of it in law school, and he almost threw it up. Said it was chunky. I enjoy the soy shake and the fruit shake with the occasional cunk or two of sugary fruit matter in it, but I don't think I'd prefer my breast milk that way.
But who knows... I said the same thing about chunky Jif a few years back.
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So you're gonna go without sex for nine months if she gets knocked up? Wow.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-13-2005, 01:25 PM
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#900
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Job opening
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So you're gonna go without sex for nine months if she gets knocked up? Wow.
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I suggest he read this article on Finishing Your Hand Puppet before any little sebbys go into production.
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