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07-07-2006, 10:33 AM
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. And I have to root for them.
A buddy has a theory: the more swarthy a country is, the more likely they are to take dives, cheat and roll around. The amount of diving is directly proportional to the degree of swarthiness.
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It's a bitch you have to watch those oily I-ties, but remind your buddy the really brown people got out early. did he not watch when Brazil was in the final? Is he thankful Ivory coast went nowhere this year?
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07-07-2006, 10:35 AM
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#887
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sebby's wife is like 8 months pregnant- the most charitable thing you can say about his sex advice is those who can do, those who can't teach.
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First, congrats to Sebby and his wife. Kids are awesome....but the immaturity thing has a short shelf life with kids. Can't play Grand Theft Auto all day with rugrats around.
Second, and this isn't mean it is simply curious. How is "8 months pregnant" and "keeps her body drum tight" the same thing??!! Isn't that incongruous??!! I mean, even if u r having the best Angelina Jolie pregnancy there is some stretching and gravity involved. As.in.it.sags.after.and.during. uh huh. I mean, "I bang her all the time" @ 8 months is anecdotal at best.
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07-07-2006, 10:36 AM
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#888
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by ironweed
Too late. You are a confirmed racist fuck.
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No. The dictionary is wrong.
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07-07-2006, 10:37 AM
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#889
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It's a bitch you have to watch those oily I-ties, but remind your buddy the really brown people got out early. did he not watch when Brazil was in the final? Is he thankful Ivory coast went nowhere this year?
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My mother's family is from Calabria, you wop.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-07-2006, 10:38 AM
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#890
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My mother's family is from Calabria, you wop.
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so it's okay for your racist friend to say that because he has a swarthy friend?
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07-07-2006, 10:39 AM
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#891
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My mother's family is from Calabria, you wop.
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Isn't that where the best pork/prosciutto is from? There is a store on Arthur Avenue with that name I think. When we go there and Teitel Bros. for parmaggiano reggiano. |
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07-07-2006, 10:44 AM
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#892
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
so it's okay because for your racist friend to say that because he has a swarthy friend?
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No. We actually discussed what "swarthy" meant. At no time was a person's skin tone mentioned. Apparently, neither of us knew the definition, b/c we came up with the one I previously posted.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-07-2006, 10:49 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. We actually discussed what "swarthy" meant. At no time was a person's skin tone mentioned. Apparently, neither of us knew the definition, b/c we came up with the one I previously posted.
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Uncle Tom
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07-07-2006, 10:50 AM
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#894
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Uncle Tom
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You're just jealous that I actually have friends.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-07-2006, 11:04 AM
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#895
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There's a reason no one stays friends with a racist.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're just jealous that I actually have friends.
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If you have a racist friend
Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your, uncle or your lover
If you have a racist friend
now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Be it your best friend
Or any other
Is it your husband or your father or your mother?
Tell them to change their views
Or change their friends
Now is the time, now is the time, for your friendship to end
So if you know a racist who thinks he is your friend
Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Call yourself my friend?
Now is the time to make up your mind, don't try to pretend
Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your uncle or your lover
So if you are a racist
Our friendship has got to end
And if your friends are racists don't pretend to be my friend
So if you have a racist friend
Now is the time, now is the time for our friendship to end
GOODBYE
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07-07-2006, 11:10 AM
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Ad Min Alert!!!!!
Join Date: Apr 2006
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. And I have to root for them.
A buddy has a theory: the more swarthy a country is, the more likely they are to take dives, cheat and roll around. The amount of diving is directly proportional to the degree of swarthiness.
ETA: wait, the definition of "swarthy" is "having a dark complexion or color"? I always thought "swarthy" meant "probably has a pony tail and a 5 o'clock shadow and will most likely try to sleep with your wife".
I apologize to you swarthy FBers.
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I always thought wait the definition of "swarthy" is:
" One having a naturally dark complexion or color and sporting a pony tail and a 5 o'clock shadow, who who will most likely try to sleep with your wife, girlfriend or mother, as available"
As I have gotten older I might substitute "ponytail and/or soul patch" for "ponytail"
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07-07-2006, 11:19 AM
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#897
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There's a reason no one stays friends with a racist.
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Originally posted by ironweed
If you have a racist friend
Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your, uncle or your lover
If you have a racist friend
now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Be it your best friend
Or any other
Is it your husband or your father or your mother?
Tell them to change their views
Or change their friends
Now is the time, now is the time, for your friendship to end
So if you know a racist who thinks he is your friend
Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end
Call yourself my friend?
Now is the time to make up your mind, don't try to pretend
Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your uncle or your lover
So if you are a racist
Our friendship has got to end
And if your friends are racists don't pretend to be my friend
So if you have a racist friend
Now is the time, now is the time for our friendship to end
GOODBYE
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Okay, y'all need to get on the stick and do a "racist friend" haiku like back in the day.... |
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07-07-2006, 11:38 AM
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#898
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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I'm a little disappointed that none of you have recommended a cheap digital camera, so I'll take a second run at it. Anyone? Anyone?
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07-07-2006, 11:39 AM
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#899
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
ETA: wait, the definition of "swarthy" is "having a dark complexion or color"? I always thought "swarthy" meant "probably has a pony tail and a 5 o'clock shadow and will most likely try to sleep with your wife".
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I thought it meant: Dark-skinned and hairy white guy.
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07-07-2006, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm a little disappointed that none of you have recommended a cheap digital camera, so I'll take a second run at it. Anyone? Anyone?
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http://www.sonystyle.com/is-bin/INTE...s_megapixels_7
This one is relatively cheap. I have a different sony camera (7 megapixel) that they probably don't make anymore and I'm very happy with it. I'm sure you can find a good one here in your price range:
http://www.sonystyle.com/is-bin/INTE...7&Dept=cameras
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