Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
When all conditions are just so and the planets are in alignment (and I have not only won the $95 MM lottery, but have become the biggest movie star in the world), much as the Perfect Storm formed, I will achieve the Perfect Threesome.

So, if you had to choose just two people (no alternates) to be in a threesome with you, who would they be? Please post photos. (I know this might just be a variance on the laminated list poll, but you never know -- someone like RP may pick Tyler).

If you had just followed through, you could overcome this threesome obsession.

My perfect threesome are:



and



Then, by transitive properties, I will have slept with each and every one of you.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by bridge of love
do you know me? the same boy, now 11 just got arrested yesterday- its not clear if he'll be charged as an adult yet, so I'd rather keep details hush-hush for now-

I just had a sudden urge to go home and hug my son. Here I keep thinking he is a little shit sometimes and apparently he is an angel -- maybe I ain't doin' as bad as I thought.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by leagleaze
chatty cathy

Anyone know what the origin of this phrase is? Until recently, I thought it was a reference to my mother-in-law.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Does that make you Patricia Heaton?



Gatti(and I was just getting used to the mental image of Velma)gap

Dunno, don't watch the show. What's she look like from the neck down?

And I do not, not, not look like Velma dammit! :cussing:

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Anyone know what the origin of this phrase is? Until recently, I thought it was a reference to my mother-in-law.

Chatty Cathy was a doll. From the 60's/70's era. One of the first you pull her string and she talks genre. She looked a little like Buffy from Family Affair. Blonde, freckles.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'll make it easy....



The John Frieda Sheer Blonde Twins

not7y(I love you love you love you love you)S

Mine is similar:

Originally posted by purse junkie
You are my hero.

Thank you. Mr. Lex has a badge for work (Not a peace officer) and we have a pizza shop behind our house (where the delivery kids would play loud music and probably drink the beer that the stock boys from the grocery store smuggled out). Mr. Lex (who seriously, is pretty mean looking) has been known to drive back there, flash the badge, and say "you kids need to move along." That works too.

-TL

p.s. Chatty Cathy was a doll - specifically the doll that Cindy Brady lost. It turned out that Tiger the dog had it all along. You pull a string in its back and it would talk, the doll, not Tiger.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Chatty Cathy was a doll. From the 60's/70's era. One of the first you pull her string and she talks genre. She looked a little like Buffy from Family Affair. Blonde, freckles.

You are speedier than I. -TL

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wants threesome with Olsen twins.

I hope you're kidding. If not, I'm squicked. Anybody else?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Mine is similar:

You perv, they're not even legal yet!
And doesn't anyone else remember that when they were little (like 5 years ago, you perv) they looked exactly like little frogs?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Mine is similar:

An important difference between your choices is that it appears you will be less likely to be injured by protruding sharp-looking bones.

Though the incestuous aspect of a threesome with twins is kind of icky.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Chatty Cathy was a doll. From the 60's/70's era. One of the first you pull her string and she talks genre. She looked a little like Buffy from Family Affair. Blonde, freckles.

OK, I was mistaken...the 50's

Late in the 1950's, Mattel decided to create a talking doll that would appeal to all girls of every age. She had to look and sound just like a real little girl, so a real little girl was used as the model, from the chubbiness to the impish grin to the two little protruding teeth. Her name was Margaret. June Foray, who did the voice for 'Rocky the Flying Squirrel', was chosen for Chatty's voice, saying all 11 original phrases. And in 1960, the first Chatty Cathy doll hit the stores......and history was made.
It's sad that there's a website, but here it is...

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hope you're kidding. If not, I'm squicked. Anybody else?

Some local DJ here has a countdown by the day until they are legal. A little squicky, yes.

-TL

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by purse junkie
And doesn't anyone else remember that when they were little (like 5 years ago, you perv) they looked exactly like little frogs?

I remember, and I'm surprised that they turned out so good-looking. And this is a bit Clavinesque of me to mention, but they're actually fraternal twins.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by TexLex
Some local DJ here has a countdown by the day until they are legal. A little squicky, yes.

-TL

There's really not a male analogue to the Olsen twins. I am squicked out about being attracted to men under 24.