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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 06-11-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Mine is similar:

What about the Twins?

Here's to Football!

ThrashersFan · 06-11-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by TexLex
Thank you. Mr. Lex has a badge for work (Not a peace officer) and we have a pizza shop behind our house (where the delivery kids would play loud music and probably drink the beer that the stock boys from the grocery store smuggled out). Mr. Lex (who seriously, is pretty mean looking) has been known to drive back there, flash the badge, and say "you kids need to move along." That works too.

ahhhhh, feel the power. One time we were at a race (NASCAR -- no, I am not missing any teeth) and some guys in front of us proceeded to light a blunt. Well, I normally don't blink an eye at that stuff but there were children around (mine was out in the motorhome with his grandma) so I politely asked the hairbag to douse it because there were younger people present. He responded with "fuck me, bitch." The hubby overheard this and, in part because only he is allowed to speak to me that way and only when he means it, he pulled out his wallet and flipped the badge over the shoulders of hairbag and his buddies. You could almost hear the air being sucked into their assholes as their schpincters got tight enough to deny a toothpick. That one single moment was enough to make the marriage worthwhile.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-11-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by TexLex
Some local DJ here has a countdown by the day until they are legal. A little squicky, yes.

-TL

I thought the whole "the Olsen twins are hot" joke was pretty standard fare? Even passe a la goatees? It's a running joke in my group...

ltl/fb · 06-11-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
[Coors Twins vs. Olsen Twins]

It's clearer in the Coors twins picture that they are pressing (rubbing?) their breasts together. I would think this tacit admission of hot incestuous girl-on-girl sex would make them more attractive than the young Olsen twins.

ThrashersFan · 06-11-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
An important difference between your choices is that it appears you will be less likely to be injured by protruding sharp-looking bones.

Though the incestuous aspect of a threesome with twins is kind of icky.

I dated twins once (actually, twice, but I was much younger for the first set and sex wasn't a real issue). Not at the same time but they came dangerously close to overlapping. They looked alike but were so completely different that a threesome, if I were into that, would have been quite interesting.

robustpuppy · 06-11-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought the whole "the Olsen twins are hot" joke was pretty standard fare? Even passe a la goatees? It's a running joke in my group...

We're tightass lawyers, whaddaya want from us?

06-11-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds I am squicked out about being attracted to men under 24.

I have a good friend who was getting her jollies by "seeing" a 19yo. No relationship, just well...you know. He was cute enough, but ewww.

-TL

ABBAKiss · 06-11-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
There's really not a male analogue to the Olsen twins. I am squicked out about being attracted to men under 24.

I lament that I cannot post pictures, but I am certain someone can help me out. There is a set of F-I-N-E twins from Stillwater, MN that model for Abercrombie & Fitch and other similar clothing catelogs, have appeared on Leno (or some similar show) and who recently did a photo shoot for OUT! (the one with Ewan McGregor on the cover, I am pretty sure). Good lord are they hot. But alas, they come across as stupid.

Edited to add that I think they are about 24 years old.

Edited again to add that their names are Lane and Kyle Carlson. "Lane" and "Kyle"? Cripes.

Jack Manfred · 06-11-2003, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone else have enjoyable memories of watching bad movies with their folks?

Saw Flatliners with my Grandma in a theatre. The scene where Billy Baldwin surreptitiously tapes one of his sexual conquests made me more uncomfortable than talking to the parents of my high school girlfriend (which held the previous record.)

purse junkie · 06-11-2003, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought the whole "the Olsen twins are hot" joke was pretty standard fare? Even passe a la goatees? It's a running joke in my group...

It's like finding that boy from ET who is all grown up now hot. What was he in, "Legends of Fall" as his first grown-up role? All I could think was, "Julia Ormond, you perv!"

06-11-2003, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought the whole "the Olsen twins are hot" joke was pretty standard fare? Even passe a la goatees? It's a running joke in my group...

Sure. You were joking.

-T(Now their bank accounts - that's another story. Hot Hot Hot)L

robustpuppy · 06-11-2003, 05:43 PM

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All I could think was, "Julia Ormond, you perv!"

Speaking of Julia Ormond, I saw Juliette Binoche* on the Today show this morning, and she looked absolutely luminous. What is the french woman's secret?

*This apparent non-sequitur is a joke. I confused JO with JB a while back in a discussion of Sabrina.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 06-11-2003, 05:44 PM

Olsen Twins countdown

Google actually turns up more than one of these.

NotFromHere · 06-11-2003, 05:44 PM

How did this go unnoticed for so long on this board?

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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-11-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by TexLex
Sure. You were joking.

-T(Now their bank accounts - that's another story. Hot Hot Hot)L

In most states I was joking. Not in Kentucky. Or Hawaii.