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Atticus Grinch · 06-11-2003, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by lawyer_princess
Taking a smelly dump in a public restroom—permissible

Board motto --- nominated

A(fuck Heather Smith)G

Tyrone Slothrop · 06-11-2003, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I'm with str8 that if a kid can't be controlled (which is likely always) they should not be put in situations where their presence annoys or offends others.

I agree. People with children should not go anywhere or do anything if it risks exposing society to their children. Children should be neither seen nor heard. The rest of us have a right to walk down the street without being reminded that there are children in the world.

The same goes with old people, fatties, ugly people, the disabled, and people who talk funny, and people who play loud music in their cars with the windows down.

06-11-2003, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I agree. People with children should not go anywhere or do anything if it risks exposing society to their children. Children should be neither seen nor heard. The rest of us have a right to walk down the street without being reminded that there are children in the world.

The same goes with old people, fatties, ugly people, the disabled, and people who talk funny, and people who play loud music in their cars with the windows down.

You forgot stupid people, those who carry umbrellas on the sidewalk when it is only sprinkling, the fashionably challenged, and really hairy people.

No, seriously - I love kids, but the problem (and the point of the thread) is not kids themselves, but when they are misbehaving and the parent either does nothing to harness the child's behavior or actually encourages it. Crying babies are a fact of life; crying babies in a crowded theater whose parent refuses to take the kid out are a problem. Kids yelling/running/thowing things on a playground are kids; kids yelling/running/thowing things at a dining establishment whose parents are purposefully oblivious are a problem. And you can be sure as hell that the minute my kid does anything truly offensive, it will be removed from the situation or otherwise appropriately dealt with.

-T(likes kids, hates brats)L

fufu · 06-11-2003, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Board motto --- nominated

I second that

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AngryMulletMan · 06-11-2003, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Plaintiff's counsel in case: "You can't make that argument--you're collaterally estopped from doing so"

Me: "Well, we're not, but since you've already filed your briefs, how do you plan to raise that before the judge?"

Counsel: "I'm not sure. But you are estopped."

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Me: "Why didn't you FedEx this out last night, as I asked?"

Sec'y: "I put it in the FedEx envelope and left it on my desk for you to bring to the couriers."

Me: "Guh."

Me: "I think that you have documents that you haven't provided, because they are referenced in documents which you have provided." [Examples of such documents discussed.]

Opposite in Transaction: "We must have a comprehensive list of all of the documents which you do not have!"

Me: "Well, there's the Magna Carta...."

SlaveNoMore · 06-11-2003, 09:19 PM

Apparently, Rob Campos from "For Love or Money" just got fired from his law firm.

Oops.

not7yS

str8outavannuys · 06-11-2003, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I've never had a bad plane-kid experience either - that is, kids have kicked my seat and the parent apologizes and it stops. I've flown a ton and actually never had a bad passenger experience at all. Most people next to me just read their books/magazines and that's it. All your experiences are kind of making me feel like I live in a parallel universe.

Jesus GWNC, you're really asking for it now. I think you've just assured yourself a miserable summer flying season. I mean that's like using the L-word when betting on sports.

str(the Raiders are a lock, I tell ya. A stone-cold lock)8.

Atticus Grinch · 06-11-2003, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Apparently, Rob Campos from "For Love or Money" just got fired from his law firm.

You know you're fucked when you're fired by your law firm and the firm takes the opportunity to issue a press release saying it did so out of respect for its minority and women clients.

So, ladies, the tough choice between marrying a contract attorney or $1M just got slightly easier.

evenodds · 06-11-2003, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
You know you're fucked when you're fired by your law firm and the firm takes the opportunity to issue a press release saying it did so out of respect for its minority and women clients.

So, ladies, the tough choice between marrying a contract attorney or $1M just got slightly easier.

This must have all been a set-up. A cheesy, smarmy masher or one meeeelyon dollars. Not really a choice, and it helps the women look less like whores.

leagleaze · 06-11-2003, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
This must have all been a set-up. A cheesy, smarmy masher or one meeeelyon dollars. Not really a choice, and it helps the women look less like whores.

I think this has to be one of the funniest things I have seen on a reality show. And I adore the fact the reality has moved into the real world.

evenodds · 06-11-2003, 09:49 PM

Hey, Leagl, shouldn't your new title be "Please Touch My Monkey"

leagleaze · 06-11-2003, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Hey, Leagl, shouldn't your new title be "Please Touch My Monkey"

See now, I knew you wanted to have a 3some with me. I thought, during your denials that the lady doth protest too much, and I see I am proved right. Oh yes, I know. You want my monkey, and you cannot have it.

You'll simply have to learn you can't have everything you want. Oh no. Not everyone is charmed by your hotness.

You hussy.

evenodds · 06-11-2003, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
See now, I knew you wanted to have a 3some with me. I thought, during your denials that the lady doth protest too much, and I see I am proved right. Oh yes, I know. You want my monkey, and you cannot have it.

You'll simply have to learn you can't have everything you want. Oh no. Not everyone is charmed by your hotness.

You hussy.

Enough!

This stupid poll has been driving me crazy.

Okay, I want to have a 3some with every single person here.

Every single one of you.

I thought I could short-circuit it with Less and Slave, but now I want to do the sex with each person here.

Better?!

leagleaze · 06-11-2003, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Enough!

This stupid poll has been driving me crazy.

Okay, I want to have a 3some with every single person here.

Every single one of you.

I thought I could short-circuit it with Less and Slave, but now I want to do the sex with each person here.

Better?!

Much.

evenodds · 06-11-2003, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Much.

So, should we make arrangements for me to touch your monkey?