Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

Originally posted by barely_legal
I hear Martina's looking for a new squeeze....

I would date her. She is one of my two personal heroes.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Unceremoniously edumped FBA again.

I didn't EMAIL her a second time. Both times I CALLED and left phone messages. The reason I left the "let me know you're OK" phone message was a bit devious on my part. On our first lengthy date, she had told me about a guy she dated for awhile who she was getting serious with, and how they would spend weekends together and talk every day. Then he disappeared without a word to her. She told me after she didn't hear from him for awhile she called and left him a message asking him to contact her, since she was "genuinely concerned" about him. My phone message was giving her a taste of her own medicine, which I didn't think was so bad when she did it.

A taste of her own medicine? She told you about when some guy completely blew her off. Then she completely blew you off. And you wanted to point out that you realized she completely blew you off and you thought you were giving her a taste of her own medicine? That's the stupidest thing I've heard so far this year.

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
I love you TivoBoy, don't ever change.

Stop calling me.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
As I was driving in to work this morning, I caught the end of some piece of random gossip on the radio, but I missed the part with the actress's name. Actually, she may have been a model, because I think they were saying photos of her were getting to be 3 years old, and no one was taking new ones because she looked so worn. It was saying that the 28 year old star had just had a lot of plasitc surgery because her hard partying had left her looking 40...that she was known for her nice natural tatas, but gotten implants because gravity had already taken its toll. They may have also said that she hadn't been landing a lot of work lately because she had looked so old and worn for her age. Does anyone have any idea who this is?


Thanks, dude, for any help.

SB

Sounds like Drew Barrymore to me.

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If I could do it without working too hard, and the results would always be good, I'd be some kind of super duper pediatric surgeon.

This is a noble and important job, but I just don't think I could take the "down side" of working with dying children. It makes me depressed just thinking about it. It takes a special kind of person to be able to do that -- and I'm definitely not that person.

I'd break down too often.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Average Joe Two...Unfortunately, this show isnt going to be as compelling as the first one bc the hottie is hotter while the joes are uglier and nerdier and the gap is just too insurmountable. Not an Adam in the bunch that I could discern.

She seemed to be happy with the guy with the good build, bald head and fucked up beard lines. She kissed him. If he keeps his mouth shut, he'll have a better chance of not blowing it. He looked way too happy when she kissed him.

But, since he has a good build (although he's short), it doesn't bode well for him when the guys with really good builds (and shaving practices) arrive. He'll be tossed aside like that pathetic Anon.

TM

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
She seemed to be happy with the guy with the good build, bald head and fucked up beard lines. She kissed him. If he keeps his mouth shut, he'll have a better chance of not blowing it. He looked way to happy when she kissed him.

But, since he has a good build (although he's short), it doesn't bode well for him when the guys with really good builds (and shaving practices) arrive. He'll be tossed aside like that pathetic Anon.

TM

They probably gave her a fur coat or somethign to kiss him to drum up some drama.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
He'll be tossed aside like that pathetic Anon.

Hopefully, in a somewhat nicer fashion.

(Jeez, finally some new blood, and you people drive him away. Nice.)

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Gwinky, I'm crushed. I think of myself as much more friendly and hip than Mr. Wilson. I've always viewed myself as more like Calvin's dad.

Maybe in spirit, but not in body, fat man.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
This is a noble and important job, but I just don't think I could take the "down side" of working with dying children. It makes me depressed just thinking about it. It takes a special kind of person to be able to do that -- and I'm definitely not that person.

I'd break down too often.

Agree. That's why I caveated only good outcomes.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Professional golfer.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bilmore
Hopefully, in a somewhat nicer fashion.

(Jeez, finally some new blood, and you people drive him away. Nice.)

The Anon isn't (very) new blood. And if you're referring to NW Native, he got much kinder treatment than most of us did as newbies (and than Taxwonk gets now). I still can't think of my own hazing without welling up. Pardon me while I take a moment.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by evenodds
Since today's posts are less interesting than Paigow's actual job, here is a job-related poll:

If you could have any job (with lack of talent or experience being no bar to success), what would you choose?

Portraitist. Joy of painting, rich patrons, no real boss.

Come to think of it, animal portraitist. I've seen several advertised in "Bark." It would be sweet to be paid to play with dogs all day.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

1.) Sportscaster

2.) Record Executive

3.) Travel Columnist for a magazine or newspaper...

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
Hopefully, in a somewhat nicer fashion.

(Jeez, finally some new blood, and you people drive him away. Nice.)

You're mixing up posters. Isn't the anon a supposed regular here? The NW-something poster is the one that was driven away.

TM

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by evenodds
If you could have any job (with lack of talent or experience being no bar to success), what would you choose?

A carpenter specializing in historical preservation, or a midfielder on the USA women's national soccer team.