Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske - Page 61

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-15-2005, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought the full spin was "his adorable, glowing, more beautiful than ever, ripe with his child wife."

Bucking the general rule, Laci's pregnancy did not make her gorgeous or adorable. But she had nothing to work with going in. She wasn't unattractive, just nondescript.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-15-2005, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That quickly changed to "fertilizer salesman." I can think of few job titles that rival this for negative implicatons.

Attorney?

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-15-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought it was "his poor unborn child and its photogenic incubator."

The real tragedy is the conviction of an innocent man. Those Satanists in that black van are laughing as they drive along the suburbs looking for their next victim... while Scott rots like Buddah in a six foot cell, an innocent man in a living hell...

notcasesensitive · 08-15-2005, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bucking the general rule, Laci's pregnancy did not make her gorgeous or adorable. But she had nothing to work with going in. She wasn't unattractive, just nondescript.

She was, at the least, photogenic. That is why the story of the missing pregnant woman who disappeared on Christmas Eve got more initial play than the other hundreds of women who disappear all the time. When the story broke, Scott was not yet looked at as a suspect (openly, though I'm sure the police suspected from the start). remember her family going on those news shows with him and talking about what a great guy he was, right up until the day they learned of his affair?

Anyway, why are we talking about this again? Slow day at work?

robustpuppy · 08-15-2005, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought it was "his poor unborn child and its photogenic incubator."

You live in a red state.

robustpuppy · 08-15-2005, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She was, at the least, photogenic. That is why the story of the missing pregnant woman who disappeared on Christmas Eve got more initial play than the other hundreds of women who disappear all the time. When the story broke, Scott was not yet looked at as a suspect (openly, though I'm sure the police suspected from the start). remember her family going on those news shows with him and talking about what a great guy he was, right up until the day they learned of his affair?

Anyway, why are we talking about this again? Slow day at work?

It's my fault. Laci was a cute chick.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-15-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes. That was in the same general area. Maybe road rage is bad in Santa Clara? That guy got 3 years. I hope this guy gets 3 years and an ass whooping.

One of our neighbors is a former court reporter and she told me about a guy who video taped himself killing a cat. She said the video was so grizzly that she couldn't watch it. That guy also got 3 years.

It takes a really disturbed mind to do something like that.

Very edgy. You do realize your controversial decision to discuss senseless animal killing imperils the boards’ existence, right? People are very impassioned about this topic. You risk creating a glacial divide. Yet even with this obvious disastrous result facing you like an oncoming thunderhead, you are driven to surf the cusp of chaos.

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets indeed.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-15-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She was, at the least, photogenic. That is why the story of the missing pregnant woman who disappeared on Christmas Eve got more initial play than the other hundreds of women who disappear all the time. When the story broke, Scott was not yet looked at as a suspect (openly, though I'm sure the police suspected from the start). remember her family going on those news shows with him and talking about what a great guy he was, right up until the day they learned of his affair?

Anyway, why are we talking about this again? Slow day at work?

She didn't wet my whistle. Cute? Yeh, I'll give her that. Cute like my little five year old cousin with pig tails. But sexy/hot cute? I didn't see any of that in Laci.

All that said, Laci was 100X cuter than than Amber Frey. The onyl thing that made Amber appear attractive at all was her constantly being seated next to Gloria Allred, who make Joan Rivers look fuckable.

notcasesensitive · 08-15-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She didn't wet my whistle. Cute? Yeh, I'll give her that. Cute like my little five year old cousin with pig tails. But sexy/hot cute? I didn't see any of that in Laci.

All that said, Laci was 100X cuter than than Amber Frey. The onyl thing that made Amber appear attractive at all was her constantly being seated next to Gloria Allred, who make Joan Rivers look fuckable.

I don't think you were supposed to want to fuck her (hear that, Penske?). You were supposed to want to find her and get her home to her family, where she belongs. So they could enjoy their hot cocoa by the fire on Christmas morning. Cute sells.

robustpuppy · 08-15-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She didn't wet my whistle. Cute? Yeh, I'll give her that. Cute like my little five year old cousin with pig tails. But sexy/hot cute? I didn't see any of that in Laci.

All that said, Laci was 100X cuter than than Amber Frey. The onyl thing that made Amber appear attractive at all was her constantly being seated next to Gloria Allred, who make Joan Rivers look fuckable.

Poor Janel Moloney. Not only does she play the most annoying staff assistant to the most annoying senior staffer on the once brilliant, then unbearable, now at least watchable West Wing, but she was cast as Amber Frey because of her striking resemblance to her.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-15-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think you were supposed to want to fuck her (hear that, Penske?). You were supposed to want to find her and get her home to her family, where she belongs. So they could enjoy their hot cocoa by the fire on Christmas morning. Cute sells.

Gotcha. Then agreed.

I think she looked like a pudgy Janeane Garafalo.

Replaced_Texan · 08-15-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Poor Janel Moloney. Not only does she play the most annoying staff assistant to the most annoying senior staffer on the once brilliant, then unbearable, now at least watchable West Wing, but she was cast as Amber Frey because of her striking resemblance to her.

I'm taking some pride in having no clue who Amber Frey is. Don't enlighten me. I rather like this level of ignorance.

I still don't know the name of the girl in Aruba or the cute little boy scout(s). Ignoring national media is cathartic.

LessinSF · 08-15-2005, 08:14 PM

I think I have an age spot (liver spot) on my hand. This sucks. I do not want to be old.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 08-15-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I think I have an age spot (liver spot) on my hand. This sucks. I do not want to be old.

Don't sweat it. You're too young for age spots. It's probably just cancer.

Penske_Account · 08-15-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think you were supposed to want to fuck her (hear that, Penske?). You were supposed to want to find her and get her home to her family, where she belongs. So they could enjoy their hot cocoa by the fire on Christmas morning. Cute sells.

I didn't say I wanted to fuck her, I said, in essence, I thought she was an attractive pregnant woman.