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06-11-2003, 10:19 PM
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#9136
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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New Title
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Originally posted by evenodds
So, should we make arrangements for me to touch your monkey?
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Absolutely. You and Slave. Come on over. |
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06-11-2003, 10:36 PM
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#9137
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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New Title
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Originally posted by evenodds
Okay, I want to have a 3some with every single person here.
Every single one of you.
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A most excellent plan, but can I go before Penske? Even taking them two at a time, it may take months. |
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06-12-2003, 03:17 AM
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#9138
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Great moments in point spread history
With 4.8 seconds left in last night's NBA finals game 4, the Nets led by 3, Spurs ball at midcourt. Manu Ginobli hoists up a 3, clang. Rebound comes to Tim Duncan with about .8 seconds left. Not enough time to tip it back to a 3 point shooter, thinks Mr. Duncan, who then hits the 10 footer at the buzzer! Nets win by one!
Oh, and the spread on last night's game? Nets -1.5 or -2. In other words, Duncan's meaningless bucket turned every Nets better into a loser and every Spurs better into a winner. There's no way Duncan could have had a few shekels on the game, could he? He sure made lots of Spurs fans happy last night. I'd love to know the last time a team made a two pointer at the buzzer to lose by one. How goofy is that?
Reminds me of my previous "great moment in gambling history." A few years ago I was making football picks on a great gambling listserv and had had quite a streak with my "NFL Pick of the Year"s, hitting 5 in a row. For 1996's Pick of the Year, I took the Eagles -6 over the Giants in week 7. I knew that quite a few people had put substantial money down on this game, partly due to my pick. The Eagles had been solid that year, but on this day they were terrible, down 10-3 to the Giants at the half. They wake up in the second half, but all they can manage is three more field goals and are up 12-10 with three minutes to go, and the Giants with the ball. If the Eagles get the ball back, they'll run out the clock. No way for the Eagles to cover. Until some scrub Giant back fumbles the ball, and an Eagles linebacker runs it in! Eagles win by 9. My streak saved! Hallelujah.
Rambling done.
str8.
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06-12-2003, 03:19 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Threesomes
I'll take any two of the Dahm triplets. Y'all can pick, I don't care. I'm not feeling my web-fu tonight, so perhaps someone else can find a picture.
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06-12-2003, 03:22 AM
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#9140
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
Posts: 1,009
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The Perfect Threesome
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, if you had to choose just two people (no alternates) to be in a threesome with you, who would they be?
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Luckily, David Lynch made a film during which my two choices demonstrated why they should be chosen.
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"You're going to miss everything cool and die angry."
Last edited by Jack Manfred; 06-12-2003 at 05:48 AM..
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06-12-2003, 10:14 AM
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#9141
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Worst Passengers
Not for me, though they should've asked first. Why the hell do you think people used to rub opium or whiskey on teething little squawkers' gums?  |
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06-12-2003, 10:14 AM
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#9142
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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The Perfect Threesome
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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
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Laura Elena Herring should rent out the space between her TITS! |
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06-12-2003, 10:52 AM
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#9143
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes whatever the fuck you want
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Originally posted by lawyer_princess
Here’s another chapter in the Lawyer Princess Guide to Life:
Taking a smelly dump in a public restroom—permissible
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How about a courtesy flush though?
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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06-12-2003, 10:54 AM
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#9144
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Worst Passengers
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I agree. People with children should not go anywhere or do anything if it risks exposing society to their children. Children should be neither seen nor heard. The rest of us have a right to walk down the street without being reminded that there are children in the world.
The same goes with old people, fatties, ugly people, the disabled, and people who talk funny, and people who play loud music in their cars with the windows down.
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Especially old people.
Hey, I guess they're right: senior citizens; although slow and dangerous behind the wheel--can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-12-2003, 10:58 AM
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#9145
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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Reasons for marriage
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you really this dense? Do you read everything 100% literally? What happens when you see a comedian's show? Do you sit there asking the person next to you if the horse the gentleman on stage just said went into a bar can really talk? Jesus. You're sucking the fucking fun out of every damn post you respond to.
TM
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When I go to a comedy show I know that I am seeing a comedien and thus expect the jokes. When I speak with someone I can tell by tone or inflection that there is sarcasm or a joke being made. With people that I know fairly well I can often pick out the joking in writing. Obviously, in your eyes, I have committed some heavy fucking internet sin because I cannot tell when a stanger on a chat board is joking. I don't know why I was chosen, but I wish that you would go find somebody else to jerk-off on.:fuckyou:
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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06-12-2003, 11:07 AM
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#9146
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Rant of the Day
I know retro is in, but who let the Cassidines and the Ice Princess out?
The weather is beginning to irk me. I'm tired of the rain. I would like to put away my winter coats, but noooooo, I need to bring one with me to Maine this weekend. Night time temps in the 40's!!
It's June! Where's the sun and warm weather?
Carry on.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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06-12-2003, 11:10 AM
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#9147
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Rant of the Day
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I know retro is in, but who let the Cassidines and the Ice Princess out?
The weather is beginning to irk me. I'm tired of the rain. I would like to put away my winter coats, but noooooo, I need to bring one with me to Maine this weekend. Night time temps in the 40's!!
It's June! Where's the sun and warm weather?
Carry on.
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The sun and "warm" weather is here. It's been here for two months and shows no sign of letting up (notwithstanding the minor shower this morning). Please send your rain our way. |
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06-12-2003, 11:11 AM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Rant of the Day
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I know retro is in, but who let the Cassidines and the Ice Princess out?
The weather is beginning to irk me. I'm tired of the rain. I would like to put away my winter coats, but noooooo, I need to bring one with me to Maine this weekend. Night time temps in the 40's!!
It's June! Where's the sun and warm weather?
Carry on.
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In Texas!
Even(highs in the mid 90s today!)Odds |
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06-12-2003, 11:13 AM
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#9149
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Rant of the Day
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The sun and "warm" weather is here. It's been here for two months and shows no sign of letting up (notwithstanding the minor shower this morning). Please send your rain our way.
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I should have known my fellow Texan would have beaten me to the punch.
It did rain this morning, but we have had lovely weather, and it's not nearly as hot as 2000 (also known at the summer of 40+ consecutive days of triple digit temps). |
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06-12-2003, 11:17 AM
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#9150
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Rant of the Day
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Originally posted by evenodds
I should have known my fellow Texan would have beaten me to the punch.
It did rain this morning, but we have had lovely weather, and it's not nearly as hot as 2000 (also known at the summer of 40+ consecutive days of triple digit temps).
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My priorities have shifted weather wise since I became a homeowner. Every rainstorm we have is probably five to ten dollars less on my water bill.  The heat doesn't bother me that much, but the lack of rain makes my yard look pathetic. |
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