Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh?

I figured it for a compliment. A suggestion that the mere thought of our little Paigs drives posters to, you know, play a little Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

Originally posted by evenodds
I went to see Top Gun with my parents, their best friends, and their daughter, who was one of my classmates. It's so much worse to have the sex scene mortification in stereo.

Following the movie, our fathers proceeded to tease us mercilessly about Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer.

I am late, but whatever.

I got my first kiss at a drive in. Seriously. It was tonguey and gross.

I saw Ten at the theater with my mom and dad. Could I have seen a movie with more nudity that wasnt a porn? My dad acutally reached over and covered my eyes every time Dudley Moore busted out the telescope to watch his neighbor with the naked chicks. I was like "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, cut it out".

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And that guy with the whiny voice (Tom something, I think) who does basketball with Bill Walton is also annoying.

Tom Tolbert. He was fun to watch when he played at the University of Arizona. Does anyone recall whether he and Steve Kerr were teammates? Kinda funny that Kerr is still playing and Tolbert is commentating.*

* Which is different from commenting, of course.

[SlaveNoMore]

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I figured it for a compliment. A suggestion that the mere thought of our little Paigs drives posters to, you know, play a little Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

I was thinking more along those "Pictures of Lily" lines myself.

not7yS

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Because you people are boring me to no end today, I've come up with a poll that will entertain not just me, but everyone (hopefully).

When all conditions are just so and the planets are in alignment (and I have not only won the $95 MM lottery, but have become the biggest movie star in the world), much as the Perfect Storm formed, I will achieve the Perfect Threesome.

So, if you had to choose just two people (no alternates) to be in a threesome with you, who would they be? Please post photos. (I know this might just be a variance on the laminated list poll, but you never know -- someone like RP may pick Tyler).

Mine is no mystery. Me, Halle and Brooke Burke (of "Wild On" fame).

*

Thurgreed(*X = me)Marshall

Go here for more pictures of Burke (some nudie): http://www.babezone.org/gallery/broo...Burke_gal1.htm

Me, Benecio Del Toro and Pam Anderson or Angelina Jolie (tossup= who'd be better in the sack?). If you want pics, I can repost that one of Justin.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I figured it for a compliment. A suggestion that the mere thought of our little Paigs drives posters to, you know, play a little Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

As did I. For those who missed (or forgot, or ignored, etc.) a discussion about this topic a long time ago on a board far away...

Back when the song was popular, there was a rumor (spree--an 80s music lyrics place, safe for the office) that "Turning Japanese" was about, uh, you know. What Ollie said.

edited in a probably futile attempt to bring clarity to my point

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Tom Tolbert. He was fun to watch when he played at the University of Arizona. Does anyone recall whether he and Steve Kerr were teammates? Kinda funny that Kerr is still playing and Tolbert is commentating.*

* Which is different from commenting, of course.

Tolbert's not so bad (though perhaps my perception is colored by memories of listening to him do sports radio on KNBR back in the day).

Tolbert's problem is not necessarily that he plays the doofus commentator on the team, because he does it pretty well. His problem is that being teamed with Walton makes it one doofus too many.

Gattigap

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I was thinking more along those "Pictures of Lily" lines myself.

not7yS

Huh?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Gattigap
His problem is that being teamed with Walton makes it one doofus too many.

Gattigap

That's exactly it. Except for me, any doofus doing commentary is one doofus too many. Unless it was a Kramer-like doofus - that would be funny.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
Huh?

Are you being deliberately dense?

From Google - entry #1

"The Who's "Pictures of Lily" is probably the most famous song about masturbation ever, bar the Vapors' "Turning Japanese" or "She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper. And then there's The Kinks' not-so-famous "National Health", and Fleetwood Mac's "Rattle Snake Shake" but anyway...

The song parallels a young boy's "problem", and how his dad helps him solve it by hanging pictures up on his wall of a beautiful woman. However, he "falls in love" with her, and, to his grief, discovers she's dead. Or so the British censors thought...

Pete Townshend: "Really it's just a look back to that period in every boy's life when he has pin ups.... Merely a ditty about masturbation and the importance of it to a young man. I was really diggin' at my folks who, when catching me at it, would talk in loud voices in the corridor outside my room. 'Why can't he go with girls like other boys?'"

John Entwistle: "It's all about wanking."

The beauty of this little ditty is that, despite its taboo nature, its sugary melody and vocals covered up that fact.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Are you being deliberately dense?

From Google - entry #1

"The Who's "Pictures of Lily" is probably the most famous song about masturbation ever, bar the Vapors' "Turning Japanese" or "She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper. And then there's The Kinks' not-so-famous "National Health", and Fleetwood Mac's "Rattle Snake Shake" but anyway...

The song parallels a young boy's "problem", and how his dad helps him solve it by hanging pictures up on his wall of a beautiful woman. However, he "falls in love" with her, and, to his grief, discovers she's dead. Or so the British censors thought...

Pete Townshend: "Really it's just a look back to that period in every boy's life when he has pin ups.... Merely a ditty about masturbation and the importance of it to a young man. I was really diggin' at my folks who, when catching me at it, would talk in loud voices in the corridor outside my room. 'Why can't he go with girls like other boys?'"

John Entwistle: "It's all about wanking."

The beauty of this little ditty is that, despite its taboo nature, its sugary melody and vocals covered up that fact.

And I thought I knew all the Who songs. So Turning Japanese is a masturbation song? (hmmm. no sex no drugs no wine no women no sin no fun no you no wonder its dark) Is this to say that the Japanese are heavy masturbators? I suppose the clever Mr. Ebola thinks I masturbate a lot? That was a good one, Mr. E.

[NotFromHere]

So I'm talking on the phone to this person and I said something to make this person *GASP.*

After, I called my best friend to make fun of the fact that this person GASPED at my statement. And then she GASPED and said "YOU haven't seen the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee tape? What? Everyone's seen it! I thought for sure YOU had seen it. And you haven't seen the Rob Lowe video?"

So I said "do I seem like the type of person who downloads porn?"

And she said "well it's not really porn."

And I said "um, naked people having sex is porn."

So anyway, am I missing something? Am I the only person NOT to have seen those videos?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So anyway, am I missing something? Am I the only person NOT to have seen those videos?

Well, there is the pop culture aspect.

I have not seen the two you mentioned, though I don't really think of them as porn. I have seen the R Kelly video -- and I kinda wish I hadn't.

Even(still mad about the Mychal Thompson bashing)Odds

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Am I the only person NOT to have seen those videos?

No. They're at the top of my queue, but Slave's bogarting them. Fucking Netflix.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Am I the only person NOT to have seen those videos?

Quite possibly, but any attempt to catch-up on pop-porn culture must also include viewings of the Tonya Harding wedding day tape and the Vince Neil/Janine Lindemuller tape.