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12-12-2003, 03:56 PM
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#916
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I hear you, but being wise I already knew you peed in my pool because I have that magic stuff that makes pee look like blood in the water.
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A good doctor could clear that right up. (Or so Wonk told me).
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12-12-2003, 03:56 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Speaking of Watches...
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Originally posted by taxwonk
It's really not much fun. He dribbles his martinis, mumbles a lot about working too hard, falls asleep at the dinner table, then bolts after ordering but before the meal arrives.
If it wasn't for the great hand job he gave me in his sleep, the whole evening would have been a waste of time.
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The moral is not just to be careful when Sidd takes you to an Afghan place and cuts out before the food arrives -- demand sexual favors, too.
What do I win?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-12-2003, 03:57 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Speaking of Watches...
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Originally posted by taxwonk
It's really not much fun. He dribbles his martinis, mumbles a lot about working too hard, falls asleep at the dinner table, then bolts after ordering but before the meal arrives.
If it wasn't for the great hand job he gave me in his sleep, the whole evening would have been a waste of time.
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Sounds like dinner with SD, only he goes at it hummer style. At least he takes out his dentures...
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12-12-2003, 03:58 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I hear you, but being wise I already knew you peed in my pool because I have that magic stuff that makes pee look like blood in the water.
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That is unbelievably cruel.
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12-12-2003, 03:59 PM
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#920
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Speaking of Watches...
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Originally posted by taxwonk
[patek phillipe]....... because my son loves them and I intend to pass them along to him one day.
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Would you like to adopt me?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-12-2003, 03:59 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Speaking of Watches...
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I don't go to Bennigan's, so I'm not exactly sure what you're looking for, but I am a fan of Hamilton watches. My brother wears this one:
edited to say: scroll, then post
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If you want nice old looking watches, try Baum & Merceir's Hampton line. They're a bit more expensive than Hamilton's but super dependable and very good looking retro pieces.
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12-12-2003, 04:00 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Speaking of Watches...
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
The moral is not just to be careful when Sidd takes you to an Afghan place and cuts out before the food arrives -- demand sexual favors, too.
What do I win?
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Your very own order of crabcakes next time I'm in town. Just don't let Sidd talk you into trying them with the remoulade.
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12-12-2003, 04:06 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That is unbelievably cruel.
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I know. But this is what my grandparents told me. I never found out whether it was true because we were all too afraid to be the guinea pig. |
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12-12-2003, 04:09 PM
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#924
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I know. But this is what my grandparents told me. I never found out whether it was true because we were all too afraid to be the guinea pig.
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FWIW, on the occassions that I have been.......uh...uh....have seen people busted by the pee-in-pool-detector-dye, the pee made the water turn purple.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-12-2003, 04:13 PM
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Trashy Wench
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: reclining on a pile of cash
Posts: 298
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Reason #1001 Why...
Note to self: Next time I call the plumber, better make sure text message not too suggestive. |
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12-12-2003, 04:14 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Sir Mick
Mick Jagger was knighted today. I heard somewhere that Keith Richards is mad that he accepted the honor. Thinks that Mick sold out to the establishment. Whatever.
Thank goodness he didn't inherit his Dad's ears (or maybe he wears his hair long for a reason). The combo of the ears with his mouth would be frightening.
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12-12-2003, 04:17 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Sir Mick
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
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I'm not certian what frightens me most about the father. I think it might be the shoulders (or lack thereof). You could ski down those bad boys. |
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12-12-2003, 04:17 PM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Sir Mick
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Mick Jagger was knighted today. I heard somewhere that Keith Richards is mad that he accepted the honor. Thinks that Mick sold out to the establishment. Whatever.
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Keith is right.
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Thank goodness he didn't inherit his Dad's ears (or maybe he wears his hair long for a reason). The combo of the ears with his mouth would be frightening.
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His daughter by Bianca was there, too, and she is not cute. That is the risk pretty women take when they mate with rich, ugly guys. Like Christy Brinkley's daughter or Torri Spelling. |
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12-12-2003, 04:18 PM
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#929
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Speaking of Watches...
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
We have the same taste in watches. They are fantastic values, aren't they?
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Ohmigod! Aren't they just? I have one that has hands and numbers and everything. It's like we're the same person! I bet mine tells time better than yours (tee hee). Watches make us cool.
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12-12-2003, 04:20 PM
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#930
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Sir Mick
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I'm not certian what frightens me most about the father. I think it might be the shoulders (or lack thereof). You could ski down those bad boys.
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The man is 92. Give him a break.
The fact that Mick looks more decayed than his dad is most disturbing.
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