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04-06-2005, 03:50 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
A friend of mine had one of these on her car after her 3rd or 4th DUI (hard to keep track). The only problem (well not the only problem - but one of many) is that it doesn't distinguish who is blowing. Only that someone - anyone blow into the thing. She got around the blowing by having one of her "friends" who was not as drunk blow into the thing. Also, it encourages people to leave the car running when they go somewhere. She had left her car running at a 7-11 while she ran in to get beer and was met in the parking lot by a guy trying to steal her car who hit her in the hand with one of her own golf clubs. He was unsuccessful.
All moot now that she totalled the car and is safely in jail.
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But I bet you still feel a little guilty about blowing into that thing all those times, don't you? |
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04-06-2005, 03:51 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No one said they weren't miniature hummingbirds. It's just unusual to have two of them, but only one stone.
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I don't think it was meant that way. I took it as one of those quirky English terms for weight.
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04-06-2005, 03:51 PM
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Didn't he one post that he was *not* all that well endowed?
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Pretty sure that was you regaling us with stories of your observations from your showers together in the Deke house. |
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04-06-2005, 03:52 PM
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#919
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't think it was meant that way. I took it as one of those quirky English terms for weight.
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So gwnc was calling him a lightweight? I am soooo confused now. She said endowed. I was just saying he could like the suits for the "I'm a hotshot" and the silk lining. |
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04-06-2005, 03:54 PM
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#920
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So gwnc was calling him a lightweight? I am soooo confused now. She said endowed. I was just saying he could like the suits for the "I'm a hotshot" and the silk lining.
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One stone is 14 pounds. Whatever a bird is, he's got me beat.
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04-06-2005, 03:56 PM
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#921
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
One stone is 14 pounds. Whatever a bird is, he's got me beat.
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gwnc, we need a ruling here . . . I was thinking "one-balled, two-birded" but obviously others think you meant his weighs 14 lbs. Help us! |
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04-06-2005, 03:57 PM
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Steaming Hot
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
One stone is 14 pounds. Whatever a bird is, he's got me beat.
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Um, fringey was on the right track. |
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04-06-2005, 03:58 PM
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#923
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Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
A friend of mine had one of these on her car after her 3rd or 4th DUI (hard to keep track). The only problem (well not the only problem - but one of many) is that it doesn't distinguish who is blowing. Only that someone - anyone blow into the thing. She got around the blowing by having one of her "friends" who was not as drunk blow into the thing. Also, it encourages people to leave the car running when they go somewhere. She had left her car running at a 7-11 while she ran in to get beer and was met in the parking lot by a guy trying to steal her car who hit her in the hand with one of her own golf clubs. He was unsuccessful.
All moot now that she totalled the car and is safely in jail.
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she should have just blown the cop that arrested her in the first place, would have saved her all that blowing later
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04-06-2005, 03:58 PM
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#924
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Um, fringey was on the right track.
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I think I deserve a precious metal vibrator. |
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04-06-2005, 04:00 PM
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#925
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Pretty sure that was you regaling us with stories of your observations from your showers together in the Deke house.
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Um, no. Those were the other cats.
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04-06-2005, 04:03 PM
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#926
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think I deserve a precious metal vibrator.
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All I've got are two uniball micros. Will they do? |
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04-06-2005, 04:04 PM
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#927
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
All I've got are two uniball micros. Will they do?
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I have that (in fact, I have more than 2), so no, thanks, you can keep them. |
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04-06-2005, 04:05 PM
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Not as drunk
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
But I bet you still feel a little guilty about blowing into that thing all those times, don't you?
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Funny to realize that I was not the drunk one.
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04-06-2005, 04:07 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think I deserve a precious metal vibrator.
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Wait in line.
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04-06-2005, 04:07 PM
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#930
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have that (in fact, I have more than 2), so no, thanks, you can keep them.
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They're Sebby's. |
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