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07-12-2005, 11:35 AM
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#916
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Escape from flying saucers poll -
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My sister recently advised me that my mother is has been frequently commando for years. .
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Yes, I can confirm.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-12-2005, 11:38 AM
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#917
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Gorilla, you're a desperado.
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Originally posted by dtb
The neighbors will probably catch it on video -- then the nation can catch it on C.O.P.S. (isn't that the name of a police show?)
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Excellent. Will he wear a wife-beater with a big mustard stain?
bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? |
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07-12-2005, 11:49 AM
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#918
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Escape from flying saucers poll -
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, I can confirm.
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What, you ride the same bus as her?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-12-2005, 11:50 AM
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#919
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Gorilla, you're a desperado.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Excellent. Will he wear a wife-beater with a big mustard stain?
bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
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I can't guarantee about the mustard stain, but I can guarantee it won't be a wife-beater. He's a crew-neck man.
I would say hot sauce is more likely than mustard, but I'll see what I can do. |
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07-12-2005, 11:52 AM
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#920
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Next Year
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I know you can't see me, but I may be doing this next year too. Maybe the best sockless man win!
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When I was 16, I went to Spain for the summer. I went to a bullfight in Madrid, and once I realized what happens to the bulls if they lose, I started rooting for the bull. There were six fights, and on the fifth fight, the bull won. Horn through the groin. I opted out of running with the bulls after seeing that.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-12-2005, 11:55 AM
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#921
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Escape from flying saucers poll -
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What, you ride the same bus as her?
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No, but I have "ridden" trains with her.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-12-2005, 12:00 PM
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#922
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Next Year
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
When I was 16, I went to Spain for the summer. I went to a bullfight in Madrid, and once I realized what happens to the bulls if they lose, I started rooting for the bull. There were six fights, and on the fifth fight, the bull won. Horn through the groin. I opted out of running with the bulls after seeing that.
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Unlike Hank I am not 6'11' irl or on the internet. I can outrun those bulls.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-12-2005, 12:31 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Next Year
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
When I was 16, I went to Spain for the summer. I went to a bullfight in Madrid, and once I realized what happens to the bulls if they lose, I started rooting for the bull. There were six fights, and on the fifth fight, the bull won. Horn through the groin. I opted out of running with the bulls after seeing that.
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A friend ran with the bulls in a small town's San Fermin celebrations and was gored in the leg. The horn went up under his calf, in line with his tibia, severing his achiles tendon. He had a sebacious mess of a pocket for about a year. No bulls for me either.
AdL
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07-12-2005, 12:32 PM
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#924
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Next Year
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Unlike Hank I am not 6'11' irl or on the internet. I can outrun those bulls.
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Yeah, but I suspect that being 6'11 on the internet or otherwise would make him far less likely to take a horn to the nuts. YMM, of course, V.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-12-2005, 12:36 PM
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#925
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Next Year
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Yeah, but I suspect that being 6'11 on the internet or otherwise would make him far less likely to take a horn to the nuts. YMM, of course, V.
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I'm not well proportioned.
I'm in the 98th percentile for height, but only in the 89th percentile for penis lenght, and 91st percentile for girth
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-12-2005, 12:40 PM
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#926
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Update
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
New board motto.
Or perhaps, a good nickname to give a guy around the office.
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"Kent Tekulve" -- someone needs to explain this. It's a sports reference. WTF? |
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07-12-2005, 12:41 PM
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#927
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Update
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
"Kent Tekulve" -- someone needs to explain this. It's a sports reference. WTF?
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I already asked, but no one stepped up to offer an explanation (and I'm afraid to google it).
Perhaps you'll have more luck. I hope so. |
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07-12-2005, 12:46 PM
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#928
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Update
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
"Kent Tekulve" -- someone needs to explain this. It's a sports reference. WTF?
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He was a baseball pitcher in the 70's and 80's, and he was famous for his strange delivery. SD was talking about his strange delivery style for delivering anal, so the comparison works.
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07-12-2005, 12:47 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Update
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Originally posted by dtb
I already asked, but no one stepped up to offer an explanation (and I'm afraid to google it).
Perhaps you'll have more luck. I hope so.
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he was (is?) a baseball player. Safe to google. I don't get the reference though. I am not much of a baseball fan. |
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07-12-2005, 12:48 PM
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#930
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Update
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
He was a baseball pitcher in the 70's and 80's, and he was famous for his strange delivery. SD was talking about his strange delivery style for delivering anal, so the comparison works.
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Strange delivery, oh. i thought he was the guy who just couldn't pitch a complete game.
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