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08-15-2005, 08:28 PM
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#916
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Age Rant
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I think I have an age spot (liver spot) on my hand. This sucks. I do not want to be old.
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4 out of 5 (juris) doctors agree that reading my posts keeps people young.
Ignoring me, otoh, npi....... lol!!!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-15-2005, 08:38 PM
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#917
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Heinous duck killer
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I didn't say I wanted to fuck her, I said, in essence, I thought she was an attractive pregnant woman.
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So you just wanted to play with her boobs?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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08-15-2005, 09:03 PM
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#918
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Heinous duck killer
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
So you just wanted to play with her boobs?
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Yes, but in a good way.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-15-2005, 09:35 PM
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#919
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Age Rant
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I think I have an age spot (liver spot) on my hand. This sucks. I do not want to be old.
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Fuck you. My whole back is like a connect the age spots puzzle that has been all connected. Just wait till most of the hair on your balls turns gray. |
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08-15-2005, 09:44 PM
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#920
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Age Rant
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Fuck you. My whole back is like a connect the age spots puzzle that has been all connected. Just wait till most of the hair on your balls turns gray.
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I shave.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-16-2005, 12:00 AM
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#921
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Heinous duck killer
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You do realize your controversial decision to discuss senseless animal killing imperils the boards’ existence, right?
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He likes his mates with flat chests and tight asses, he could never (never!) imagine actually hunting our precious four-legged friends, he lives in Philly but has never had a cheesesteak, and he gets just apoplectic if you are not wearing a fashion-appropriate collar on your dress shirt.
And I'm the gay one because I engage in indoor cardio fitness activities?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-16-2005, 12:33 AM
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#922
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Heinous duck killer
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
And I'm the gay one because I engage in indoor cardio fitness activities?
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Not primarily because of that, but more due to the behind sex with other indoor cardio fitness enthusiasts of the male persuasion in the steamer room after the cardio-cyclical fitness activity. The former is more of an hors d'oevre, iyw.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-16-2005, 09:01 AM
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#923
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Heinous duck killer
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought the full spin was "his adorable, glowing, more beautiful than ever, ripe with his child wife."
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Watch yo back.
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08-16-2005, 09:37 AM
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#924
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Heinous duck killer
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
He likes his mates with flat chests and tight asses, he could never (never!) imagine actually hunting our precious four-legged friends, he lives in Philly but has never had a cheesesteak, and he gets just apoplectic if you are not wearing a fashion-appropriate collar on your dress shirt.
And I'm the gay one because I engage in indoor cardio fitness activities?
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Funny you didn't question his drinking soy lattes. That was gay. Both his drinking them and your failure to question it are gay, for that matter.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-16-2005 at 09:45 AM..
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08-16-2005, 10:18 AM
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#925
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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funny commercial-Serious IT Question
http://www.muchosucko.com/video-awei...ommercial.html
Someone else (Thurgreed?) posted something from this site a few weeks back. this is a pretty funny commercial and the commercial is work appropriate. The popups maybe aren't.
The popups are "personal" ads from ladies who are "introducing" themselves with naked pictures. But what's unusual is that the ladies all live in my area. Is there "local recognition" cookie software out now, or do I just live in a slutty neighborhood (no Hank's mom jokes!)
I just have never noticed popups tailored to my locale, that's all.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-16-2005 at 10:22 AM..
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08-16-2005, 10:51 AM
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#926
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Age Rant
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Just wait till most of the hair on your balls turns gray.
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IJTUIMMALB. |
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08-16-2005, 11:10 AM
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#927
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Age Rant
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
IJTUIMMALB.
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And what the hell does that mean? |
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08-16-2005, 11:13 AM
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#928
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Age Rant
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
And what the hell does that mean?
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I think that it means that ABBA's not the hand within the "grey pubes" sock.
Seriously, it's an abbreviation for "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit." |
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08-16-2005, 11:14 AM
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#929
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Grizzly Man
It's funny and quite strange. The guy is kooky and delusional but very charming. The shots of Alaska and the bears are beautiful and you wish there was more of that than interviews (although the interviewees are pretty freaky/emotional/interesting). Much, much more interesting than March of the Penguins.
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08-16-2005, 11:21 AM
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#930
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Age Rant
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
I think that it means that ABBA's not the hand within the "grey pubes" sock.
Seriously, it's an abbreviation for "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."
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I thought it meant "I Just Took U In My Mouth And Licked your Balls" |
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