GO ABBA GO!!!

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
When did Sebby grow a vagina?

In a Petri Dish, the other day.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Anne, I'm sorry if I offended you, and that you are a peanut allergy sufferer.

However, if it were the Brazenette who had the allergy, well, she could just...

well, you know.

(eta: Dear TM, I will stop it now.)

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Anne, I'm sorry if I offended you, and that you are a peanut allergy sufferer.

I am not a peanut allergy sufferer.

I am appalled at your ignorance.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Finally. I didn't think it was possible, but your ignorance and arrogance on this topic (among all the others I let slide by) has sent me over the edge.

Do know that an allergy to peanuts is life threatening?
Do you know that for some people, that the aroma of peanuts is enough to set off the reaction?
Do you know how quickly a reaction sets in?
How it starts?
How it progresses?
How quickly the Epi-Pen must be administered in order for it to have a chance at helping stop/slow the reaction?

Would you willingly sit there and watch a child die?

Would you ever call 911 if someone was in need of emergency aid, or would you sit there laughing at the typical neurotic whacked out on prozac victim?

Anne Elk
Proud Epi-Pen carrier since 1988
(and yes, I've had to use it)

I don't buy it. I think being allergic to peanuts is one of those new made-up diseases like Epsom-Barr or lactose intolerance. It's just sort of a trendy thing to have.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
She's busy bitch-slapping some "typical neurotic 100 pound whacked out on prozac city mom" for using the wrong fork at the country club.


(You should stop to think that you complain when others stereotype you and yet you frequently stereotype others yourself.)

I don't know who's dumber between the two of you anymore.

TM

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't buy it. I think being allergic to peanuts is one of those new made-up diseases like Epsom-Barr or lactose intolerance. It's just sort of a trendy thing to have.

What is this Epsom-Barr of which you speak?

I've been meaning to try one of those trendy viruses. I could really use a leave of absence. The "being allergic to everything and the stress and hours are agravating my allergies so here's the doctor's note on why I can't keep working a bazillion hours a week" hasn't worked so far.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't buy it. I think being allergic to peanuts is one of those new made-up diseases like Epsom-Barr or lactose intolerance. It's just sort of a trendy thing to have.

My darling it is "Epstein-Barr"

TTFN

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't buy it. I think being allergic to peanuts is one of those new made-up diseases like Epsom-Barr or lactose intolerance. It's just sort of a trendy thing to have.

Epsom-Barr is, in fact, a made-up disease. Made up by you today.

[Replaced_Texan]

For Coltrane.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
However, if it were the Brazenette who had the allergy, well, she could just...

well, you know.

(eta: Dear TM, I will stop it now.)

Good Lord, please let it go.

I never wished brazenette any ill will.

I'm sorry if I said anything pertaining to your mom skillz. I am sure they are fine. Actually, she sounds bright and funny.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
What is this Epsom-Barr of which you speak?

I've been meaning to try one of those trendy viruses. I could really use a leave of absence. The "being allergic to everything and the stress and hours are agravating my allergies so here's the doctor's note on why I can't keep working a bazillion hours a week" hasn't worked so far.

Can you still get out of gym if your mom writes a note that you have your period?

(My mother would never have written such a note, not that I ever would have asked for one. How embarrassing that would have been.)

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You're posting pictures like a four-year old who just learned how.

In my defense, someone else posted the first tagged picture of a cat on an invisible bicycle, and I thought that picture was responsive.

That said, I will go away now.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Can you still get out of gym if your mom writes a note that you have your period?

(My mother would never have written such a note, not that I ever would have asked for one. How embarrassing that would have been.)

what, are you channeling "Are you there god, it is me Margaret?"

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't buy it. I think being allergic to peanuts is one of those new made-up diseases like Epsom-Barr or lactose intolerance. It's just sort of a trendy thing to have.

Is there an explanation for the apparent increase in peanut allergies? B/c I like peanut products, and I'm not abstaining from eating them just b/c some pussy's parents wouldn't allow them to roll around in the dirt when he/she was two.

This post brought to you by Hank's logic.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Epsom-Barr is, in fact, a made-up disease. Made up by you today.

But quite nice to soak in. http://www.epsomsaltcouncil.org/