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leagleaze · 06-13-2003, 05:54 PM

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £5000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

I'm such a goody goody.

notcasesensitive · 06-13-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £5000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

I'm such a goody goody.

You really are. I got 22 years or 5,000 pounds. But I admitted to a bunch of stuff from my youth and I'm much more upstanding now...

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 06-13-2003, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

(spree: british site)

Now, that's adequate disclosure. Pete Townshend got arrested for visiting a british site.*

* And in Minnesota or Alabama it would be illegal.

evenodds · 06-13-2003, 06:01 PM

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

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Flinty_McFlint · 06-13-2003, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You really are. I got 22 years or 5,000 pounds. But I admitted to a bunch of stuff from my youth and I'm much more upstanding now...

Jesus, I got 30 years and a 7,000 pound fine. I guess I won't be going back to the UK anytime soon. Sheesh. Hasn't everyone broken into a home to stroll around butt naked and masturbate after fishing on Sunday? You would think I'm a perv or something.

Edited to add: Damnit, it also appears that I'm 31.55819% - Total Geek.

notcasesensitive · 06-13-2003, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Jesus, I got 30 years and a 7,000 pound fine. I guess I won't be going back to the UK anytime soon. Sheesh. Hasn't everyone broken into a home to stroll around butt naked and masturbate after fishing on Sunday? You would think I'm a perv or something.

I've done all those things, but I've never combined them all. Well done!

As a disclaimer, I only broke into the house to bother my passed-out friends when they didn't make it to the pre-determined meeting place for cocktails. As you all might have guessed, hilarious antics ensued.

ThrashersFan · 06-13-2003, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Jesus, I got 30 years and a 7,000 pound fine. I guess I won't be going back to the UK anytime soon. Sheesh. Hasn't everyone broken into a home to stroll around butt naked and masturbate after fishing on Sunday? You would think I'm a perv or something.

Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Am I the only one who has the possibility of death? What the fuck? It must be that "smuggling drugs internationally" thing. It was only Canada. Bastards.

evenodds · 06-13-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Am I the only one who has the possibility of death? What the fuck? It must be that "smuggling drugs internationally" thing. It was only Canada. Bastards.

I have a friend who has been to prison. I think that makes me dubious with no penalty.

I wish I were cool enough to smuggle drugs. I am not even cool enough to smuggle cigars back from the Bahamas.

NotFromHere · 06-13-2003, 06:19 PM

OMG what is this? I'm a law abiding citizen and I've never walker around the house naked or transported drugs. How did this get so high?

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000

ms. naughty diplomat · 06-13-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze

I'm such a goody goody.

here i had always thought that i was an upstanding citizen, but apparently i must have been naughty somewhere along the line

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000

in other results apparently i am not much of a geek - 7.69231% but just slightly more geeky than robustpuppy (maybe its because besides in addition to being marching band, i also went to band camp). of course i do not like science fiction and i don't know much about computers so its not much of a surprise.

in the cocktail quiz, i got soco mojo. i seem to be having trouble with the emode site.

ms. naughty diplomat

fufu · 06-13-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Now, that's adequate disclosure. Pete Townshend got arrested for visiting a british site.*

* And in Minnesota or Alabama it would be illegal.

For me

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000

tmdiva · 06-13-2003, 06:26 PM

I did some research on this topic for, um, personal reasons, so can report that it is legal to marry your first cousin in at least 13 states (plus others if you are past childbearing age or meet requirements like genetic counseling). It is legal to marry your second cousin in every state. I don't know of any states in which it is legal to marry your aunt/uncle or niece/nephew, including Utah.

However, studies I reviewed said that it's probably okay in most instances to marry an aunt/uncle or niece/nephew, from a genetic/birth defects standpoing, unless you know you are a carrier for a genetic disease. Of course, the okayness would greatly decrease as the practice is repeated.

I was channel surfing last night and saw that thing on escaping the Kingstons. They are one creepy bunch. There is a possibility that I am distantly related by marriage to the rescuer-helper Jonathan Atkisson.

On another note, I am 19.9211% Geek. I'll report back on the results of the SFC and a long-time ex-boyfriend, who are both geeks for a living.

tm

ms. naughty diplomat · 06-13-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by fufu
For me

Risky

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000

weird that you got the exact same result as me and posted right after i did. did you also shoplift candy from the store when you were a child?

of course, rather than turning me over to the police my mom just paid for the candy and took care of the punishment herself.

ms. naughty diplomat

ThrashersFan · 06-13-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
of course, rather than turning me over to the police my mom just paid for the candy and took care of the punishment herself.

ms. naughty diplomat

So you're saying you're a criminal, but just not a very successful one?

ms. naughty diplomat · 06-13-2003, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
So you're saying you're a criminal, but just not a very successful one?

well, i was about six and that day i learned a very valuable lession: namely it is never a good idea to eat stolen candy directly in front of your mother.

ms. naughty diplomat