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[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Great tournament. The only way he could have made it more memorable was if Tiger was Ernie. That would have been very impressive.

HOw can something be more memorable? It's either memorable, or it isn't.

(Yeah, I've got a long memory. That, or you're just more memorable than other posters.)

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
HOw can something be more memorable? It's either memorable, or it isn't.

That's a particularly unique observation. Thank you.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That's a particularly unique observation. Thank you.

It was a free gift from TM. I'm regifting.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I forgot the creepeist. . . . after a few minutes of schmecking, he sad "You are so beautiful, I love you".

So, you didn't like that he was drinking so heavily?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So one of my friends brother's appears to be have a Crystal Meth lab in his shed in the backyard. They have not seen the inside of it, but there's enough evidence to support the conclusion by any idiot with half a brain. What's the appropriate way to react, if at all, once you find out your brother is manufacting drugs at his house?

You should make him buy you something really nice. If he doesn't, drop dime.

TM

[purse junkie]

In college, nice, handsome Coast Guard guy informs me he's a Jehovah's Witness who wants exactly six kids, starting as soon as he gets married which he expects will be right after college like his parents, and his wife will stay home with them full-time while he's off at sea doing no childcare.

I was a career-driven Jewish atheist who was/planned on using every chemical and surgical option known to humanity to prevent having children forever. Needless to say, I suddenly developed monstrous cramps, and sadly had to cut the evening short.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You should make him buy you something really nice. If he doesn't, drop dime.

TM

Crime-Stoppers pays for your betrayal. You can send him some lovely soap-on-a-rope with the reward money. It'll come in handy in prison.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
For only $127,600,000 more, they could have gotten this.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...xpensive_house

I bet he could have paid $127,500,000.

Sucker.

TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
HOw can something be more memorable? It's either memorable, or it isn't.

(Yeah, I've got a long memory. That, or you're just more memorable than other posters.)

You remember it longer. Or more vividly.

For example, both Breasticle Days were memorable. The pic of the red underwear lady, however, was particularly memorable.

[Sidd Finch]

David Beckham denying stories that he was unfaithful to Posh Spice.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...0412190936&e=1


Hard to know what to think. That guy must get offered more trim than anyone since David Bowie. And while resisting in Manchester might have been feasible, Madrid is a whole 'nuther story.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
HOw can something be more memorable? It's either memorable, or it isn't.

(Yeah, I've got a long memory. That, or you're just more memorable than other posters.)

You're the worstest.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Okay, in honor of RT's sister, what is the creepiest/squickiest thing anyone has ever done on a first date with you?

I'm a little hesitant to provide this as my answer as it wasn't really MY first date, but it was kinda creepy, so here goes.

During my hipster years, my roommate and I frequently had little money (it was a form of protest - a way to really stick it to The Man). When we first moved into our apartment we marked the occasion with a jug of cheap wine. The next day we decided that we would keep change in the wine jug and request all our visitors donate change to the wine jug. When the jug looked full enough, we would buy more wine and repeat the process.

Our first Wine Nights were low key - my friend and I drinking cheap wine, having hipster conversations about the books we were reading, and playing obscure cuts from our considerable collection of vinyl. They later became a popular social event as the amount of accumulated change enabled us to buy ever-increasing quantities of wine (we had a lot of visitors).

But the earlier one were intimate enough that my roommate felt the need to ask my permission to invite a girl he'd met while DJing an after hours club. I was suspicious, mainly because I wasn't in the mood to hang out with a club bimbo and may have been planning some accidental experimental drug use. But he said he really like her - she was intelligent, worked in a bookstore, kind of a hot librarian type. He wasn't even sure she drank. I agreed, mainly because of the hot part.

She showed up later in her beat up Volkswagon. Roommates description was pretty accurate. Long straight red hair, flawless pale skin, large green eyes, and an outstanding body. We sat quietly discussing literature while roommate was in the next room and she seemed demure enough. Until she thanked me for being considerate enough to buy longnecks because she loved the way the bottles felt in her mouth. She ran her tongue up the length of the bottle and then fellated the longneck.

She must have noticed the shocked expression on her face and I explained to her the accidental experimental drug use part. She thought this was great because - what a coincidence! - she was an accidental experimental drug dealer. She went out to her car for something she said would enhance our bonding experience. I explained to my roommate that I though our night was about to get interesting.

And it did. Jessica was a total mindfuck. She told detailed stories about how she used to used heroin, about how she loved the bee sting feel when the needle punctured skin, slowly giving way to a growing warmth that spread throughout the body. Then she'd say, "Just kidding. I'd never do heroin." And she told of how her group of friends used to drink each other's blood, how the feel in her mouth of the thick metallic-tasting fluid used to get her off. Then again with the "just kidding."

At some point she put Skinny Puppy on, saying that it made her hot, like being chained up in a cold dark cave. And she must have been hot, causing her to strip down to her bra and thong. She found our whip and was soon rolling around on the floor, pulling the whip back and forth over her crotch. My roommate and I just sat on the couch exchanging occasional "What the fuck?!" glances.

I decided to retire to the safety of my room after she asked us to tie her up. Hey, it wasn't my date and I am not one to stand in the way. Or take seconds. I finished the evening staring at the ceiling wondering how I could feel so old in my early twenties.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Okay, in honor of RT's sister, what is the creepiest/squickiest thing anyone has ever done on a first date with you?

Got arrested on a warrant, fought back, and kept screaming at me for not helping her fight them.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[particularly egregious TOS violations]

I decided to retire to the safety of my room after she asked us to tie her up. Hey, it wasn't my date and I am not one to stand in the way. Or take seconds. I finished the evening staring at the ceiling wondering how I could feel so old in my early twenties.

Don't out PP, man. Very uncool.

(e/o, please have mercy on this lizard. He didn't know, and just wanted to share.)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
David Beckham denying stories that he was unfaithful to Posh Spice.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...0412190936&e=1


Hard to know what to think. That guy must get offered more trim than anyone since David Bowie. And while resisting in Manchester might have been feasible, Madrid is a whole 'nuther story.

I don't know how you could cheat on her*:

http://puzen.ru/celebs/victoria_beck...01_jpg_jpg.jpg (Spree: turkey done!!!)

*who am I kidding...I would have gotten in trouble a long time ago if I was Beckham.