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05-13-2005, 02:25 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But I have no trouble lying to anyone else. I won't lie to you until I either (a) develop a dislike for you or (b) realize you're lying to me. Then I'll lie all the fucking time to you, about shit I don't even need to lie about. Hell, I'll do it just for laugh. Lying to pricks is a mental way of punching them in the teeth. Its a complete lack of respect. If you can work that dichotomy in your personality, you can eembellish and twist the truth as it it needs to be twisted in sales....
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I think you're brilliant.
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05-13-2005, 02:27 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
... Different strokes.
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Nice combination of threads.
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05-13-2005, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think you're brilliant.
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Oh, come on... like you don't do this? I'm just noting something I suspect most of us do, and appreciating it.
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05-13-2005, 02:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, come on... like you don't do this? I'm just noting something I suspect most of us do, and appreciating it.
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There's a big fat bloated unattractive whiff. |
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05-13-2005, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
There's a big fat bloated unattractive whiff.
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big fat and bloated is unattractive? hmmmm.
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05-13-2005, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think you're brilliant.
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05-13-2005, 02:37 PM
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#937
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
There's a big fat bloated unattractive whiff.
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So I'm hitting .320. Shoot me.
I can't help but attempt to chuck up some profound shit from time to time. I'm off the charts egomaniacal like that...
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05-13-2005, 02:38 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
big fat and bloated is unattractive? hmmmm.
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If it were automatically so I would not have included the word "unattractive." Remember, a foolish redundancy is the hobgoblin of little minds. |
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05-13-2005, 02:41 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So Guy A saw Guy B last night and nearly beat the shit out of him.
Here's hoping that's the end of that.
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Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.
Is Girl A loving the attention?
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05-13-2005, 02:42 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I love my dead, gay son!
2. The hair guy is not the "normal" gay son. There is no doubt that he is gay. The food guy is the one that could pass.
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I'm like Jai, only taller.
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05-13-2005, 02:43 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
WTF is wrong with you? JIF is for pussies. Skippy SuperChunk, skippy.
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05-13-2005, 02:45 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.
Is Girl A loving the attention?
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So Girl A could then comfort Guy B while swearing at that Neanderthal Guy A whom she can't believe she ever was with.
I hope Guy A got it out of his system. Otherwise, he's in for a long hard ride. I say he needs booze and sex, now and in large quantities. |
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05-13-2005, 02:46 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So I'm hitting .320. Shoot me.
I can't help but attempt to chuck up some profound shit from time to time. I'm off the charts egomaniacal like that...
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So yesterday I got an issue of Parents Magazine in the mail. I'm not sure where it came from - it's not really my speed, although I guess at some point I should probably to do some reading about this whole parenting thing beyond researching the best 529 plans.
Anyway, Seb, there was an essay in there just ripe for your upchucked profundities -- by a woman who nursed her children until they were past 5 years old. The woman has three kids, the oldest a teen, and has basically been continually nursing for 15 years. She attributes the closeness of her family to her nursing her kids that long. I think she's a lactation addict. |
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05-13-2005, 02:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I love my dead, gay son!
2. The hair guy is not the "normal" gay son. There is no doubt that he is gay. The food guy is the one that could pass.
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2. Both of them act very straight.
I recommend the hair guy's haircut. I used to work this complicated longer haired gig which usually just degraded into a bad mess. My wife told me I looked old, so I got the Hair Guy's haircut. Mine doesn't look half as good as his, but the fucking thing is really easy to deal with. You just get up, run your hands through your hair, mess it up, put some of this pomade shit in it so its stays messed and then leave. Takes like 20 seconds.
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05-13-2005, 02:48 PM
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Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
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