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07-07-2006, 01:37 PM
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#931
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Celebrity Face thingie
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Go to Myheritage.com and upload a picture of your face. The "face recognition software" tells you what celebrity you look like. I am not sure of the accuracy of this software because apparently I look like (in order) Sophia Loren, Missy Elliot, Natalie Imbruglia, Carrie Fisher (apparently from her Star Wars days) and Christina Ricci (apparently from her Wednesday Addams days), Calista Flockhart, and Fay Wray. Sure.
Edited to note that I tried it with a second photo and now it tells me I look like Jane Fonda, Nicole Kidman, Lucy Liu (?) and Jude Law. Hmm. So this software appears to be a crock of shit time-waster.
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It says I look like the trunk monkey. |
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07-07-2006, 02:01 PM
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#932
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Celebrity Face thingie
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
It says I look like the trunk monkey.
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Mary-Kate Olsen (but not the other one?)
Serena Williams
Molly Ringwald
Rene Russo
Gillian Anderson
Kirsten Dunst
Eva Mendes
Ashlee Simpson
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07-07-2006, 02:16 PM
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#933
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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There's a reason no one stays married.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I think under either definition he is a confirmed racist fuck.
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How so?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-07-2006, 02:45 PM
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#934
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Celebrity Face thingie
Catherine Deneuve
Orson Scott Card
Elizabeth Hurley
Ralph Nader
Kareena Kapoor
Yves Montand
Billy Bob Thornton
Augusto Pinochet
Cab Calloway
So, I am either a very attractive woman, a washed up and somewhat bizarre political figure, or about to lead us all in a round of Hi De Ho!
Hi De Ho!
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07-07-2006, 02:49 PM
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#935
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Ozzie Smooch
Remember when I asked about Ozzie and who he was kissing last year in the playoffs? Does this look like a father kissing his son? Good god.
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07-07-2006, 02:52 PM
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#936
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Ozzie Smooch
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Remember when I asked about Ozzie and who he was kissing last year in the playoffs? Does this look like a father kissing his son? Good god.
TM
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That's the way swarthy people kiss.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-07-2006, 02:56 PM
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#937
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Celebrity Face thingie
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Mary-Kate Olsen (but not the other one?)
Serena Williams
Molly Ringwald
Rene Russo
Gillian Anderson
Kirsten Dunst
Eva Mendes
Ashlee Simpson
Selma Blair
Hillary Swank
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First Photo (Not smiling):
Christopher Reeve
Ralph Fiennes
Paul Walker
Hrithik Roshan (Who?)
Rocky Marciano (I think that's the mouth theory coming in, from the looks of the picture)
Kevin Costner
Stepnen Chow (Again, Who?)
Apparently, I look no more than 62% like any of them.
Second Photo (Smiling and Drunk -- apparently this makes one look older):
Dan Rather
Steve Jobs
Carl Lewis
Marc Chagall
James Caan
Jean Reno
Brad Pitt
Benjamin McKenzie
Mike Meyers
My oldest kid:
Kate Bush
Elisha Cuthbert
Ninet Tayeb
Keira Knightley
Marianne Faithfull
And, in a rather astounding development, the program says she looks most like Ashton Kutcher (though I suppose he does look kind of girly.)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-07-2006, 02:57 PM
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#938
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Ozzie Smooch
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Remember when I asked about Ozzie and who he was kissing last year in the playoffs? Does this look like a father kissing his son? Good god.
TM
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I think I see some tongue.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-07-2006, 03:00 PM
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#939
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Celebrity Face thingie
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Originally posted by spookyfish
First Photo (Not smiling):
Christopher Reeve
Ralph Fiennes
Paul Walker
Hrithik Roshan (Who?)
Rocky Marciano (I think that's the mouth theory coming in, from the looks of the picture)
Kevin Costner
Stepnen Chow (Again, Who?)
Apparently, I look no more than 62% like any of them.
Second Photo (Smiling and Drunk -- apparently this makes one look older):
Dan Rather
Steve Jobs
Carl Lewis
Marc Chagall
James Caan
Jean Reno
Brad Pitt
Benjamin McKenzie
Mike Meyers
My oldest kid:
Kate Bush
Elisha Cuthbert
Ninet Tayeb
Keira Knightley
Marianne Faithfull
And, in a rather astounding development, the program says she looks most like Ashton Kutcher (though I suppose he does look kind of girly.)
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I used my old avatar photo of Stifler, and the program matched it up with...Stifler.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-07-2006, 03:02 PM
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#940
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Celebrity Face thingie
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I used my old avatar photo of Stifler, and the program matched it up with...Stifler.
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It does work! |
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07-07-2006, 03:03 PM
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#941
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Celebrity Face thingie
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I used my old avatar photo of Stifler, and the program matched it up with...Stifler.
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Was it a 100% match?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-07-2006, 03:03 PM
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#942
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Celebrity Face thingie
Quote:
spookyfish
First Photo (Not smiling):
Christopher Reeve
Ralph Fiennes
Paul Walker
Hrithik Roshan (Who?)
Rocky Marciano (I think that's the mouth theory coming in, from the looks of the picture)
Kevin Costner
Stepnen Chow (Again, Who?)
Apparently, I look no more than 62% like any of them.
Second Photo (Smiling and Drunk -- apparently this makes one look older):
Dan Rather
Steve Jobs
Carl Lewis
Marc Chagall
James Caan
Jean Reno
Brad Pitt
Benjamin McKenzie
Mike Meyers
My oldest kid:
Kate Bush
Elisha Cuthbert
Ninet Tayeb
Keira Knightley
Marianne Faithfull
And, in a rather astounding development, the program says she looks most like Ashton Kutcher (though I suppose he does look kind of girly.)
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Why the hell do all of you people have multiple digital photos of yourselves on your work computers? |
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07-07-2006, 03:04 PM
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#943
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Celebrity Face thingie
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Why the hell do all of you people have multiple digital photos of yourselves on your work computers?
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Downloaded 'em from my email account.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-07-2006, 03:05 PM
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#944
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Mind. Blown.
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07-07-2006, 03:05 PM
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#945
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Celebrity Face thingie
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Was it a 100% match?
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No. 75%
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