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11-13-2003, 06:17 PM
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Garbage Trucks
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That brought this:
[BANAL REFERENCE]
to my mind. Just thought I'd share.
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I will not be funnier until you commit to doing the same.
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11-13-2003, 06:18 PM
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#947
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Butterfaces can have great bodies, but cannot gain a title of "The Body." I challenge you to find me an example of a woman whose body has been publicly acclaimed (other than for, like, Ms. Olympia) whose face is not at least passably pretty.
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Two -- Often referred to on this board:
Sarah Jessica Parker
Tori Spelling
What do I win?
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11-13-2003, 06:18 PM
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#948
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Garbage Trucks
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Originally posted by Pushy the Puppy
I will not be funnier until you commit to doing the same.
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You shouldn't even have your moniker, in that case. Maybe you are Pushy The Adult Cat. |
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11-13-2003, 06:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Butterfaces can have great bodies, but cannot gain a title of "The Body." I challenge you to find me an example of a woman whose body has been publicly acclaimed (other than for, like, Ms. Olympia) whose face is not at least passably pretty.
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Sandra Bernhardt.
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11-13-2003, 06:20 PM
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Two -- Often referred to on this board:
Sarah Jessica Parker
Tori Spelling
What do I win?
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Me being kinda happy, and where does SJP get acclaimed for a great body? Muscular, yes, but that's about it.
Do you really think that neither of them is passably pretty in the general sense? They are both facially unattractive for entertainment stars, but.
*edited to note that this is all win-win for me, because either I'm right or my faith in the world is bolstered a teeny teeny bit. |
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11-13-2003, 06:20 PM
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#951
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Sandra Bernhardt.
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Cite, please, for body being drooled over. |
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11-13-2003, 06:21 PM
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#952
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Me being kinda happy, and where does SJP get acclaimed for a great body? Muscular, yes, but that's about it.
Do you really think that neither of them is passably pretty in the general sense? They are both facially unattractive for entertainment stars, but.
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No. They are facially unattractive in the general sense, but both have smoking bodies.
Edited to add: Now really, what do I win?
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11-13-2003, 06:21 PM
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Final Jeopardy
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ltl/fb
Butterfaces can have great bodies, but cannot gain a title of "The Body." I challenge you to find me an example of a woman whose body has been publicly acclaimed (other than for, like, Ms. Olympia) whose face is not at least passably pretty.
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The answer is "Sarah Jessica Parker."
Fringey, her face is so hideous, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. |
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11-13-2003, 06:22 PM
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#954
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sorry. If we are putting *women* up for the title "The Body" etc. etc.
Men, of course, can be fucking ugly and don't get called on it.
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You have something against the former governor of Minnesota?
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11-13-2003, 06:23 PM
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#955
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Garbage Trucks
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe you are Pushy The Adult Cat.
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Yes. Yes.
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11-13-2003, 06:23 PM
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Final Jeopardy
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The answer is "Sarah Jessica Parker."
Fringey, her face is so hideous, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
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I still don't recall seeing any kind of press acclaim or reported acclaim for her body being so fantabulous. And to meet my requirement, she'd have to be winning opinion polls for best body or what have you, not just someone saying, "She's ugly for a star, but her body is pretty good."
So, I say to you, cite please. |
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11-13-2003, 06:24 PM
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#957
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You have something against the former governor of Minnesota?
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Yes, his face looks like a boring square with huge red crisscross wrinkles. Not attractive to people on our planet; perhaps standards are different on yours. |
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11-13-2003, 06:26 PM
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Um, no. They are just Butterfaces.
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Or Pitching Wedges...they look good from about 100 yards.
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11-13-2003, 06:32 PM
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#959
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Sandra Bernhardt.
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I guarentee this man has seen "Without You, I'm Nothing" and got a surprise inside.
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11-13-2003, 06:33 PM
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#960
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Butterfaces can have great bodies, but cannot gain a title of "The Body." I challenge you to find me an example of a woman whose body has been publicly acclaimed (other than for, like, Ms. Olympia) whose face is not at least passably pretty.
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Penelope Cruz? I have one compadre in this battle, and it ain't TM.
As to Heidi Klum's ass, I have spent much of my life trying to make my ass smaller, so criticism of someone for not having an ass at all seems foreign to me. I'd take that ass. |
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