Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What? That there are tons of asians everywhere?

I was sort of confused, too.

If they were all Japanese asians, it might be that tourists have found your bar, TM. I understand that american black culture is a source of great fascination. But if you meant more generally "has the crowd someplace you hang out recently experienced a noticeable and unexplained shift in racial make up," I gotta say no, though my brunch place has quite suddenly gone from an artsy-hipster hangout (OK, no jokes about why I go there - they have great eggs benedict) to little kid central. Over the course of about a month, average kid sightings Sat. mornings have gone from 2-3 to 10-15. But it could be that we are showing up later or something.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Couldn't Walmart subsidize the loss in groceries (pricing them even lower than grocers) by their profit from other products for five years or until they knock grocers out of business? Isn't that what huge companies do? Economies of scope?

I think the Robinson-Patman Act is designed to prevent this.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Are you kidding me? Those people breed like rabbits.

Does Wal-Mart sell "family planning" products?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Namaste

G.O.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I think the Robinson-Patman Act is designed to prevent this.

Yo, Ty!

:rofl: :rofl:

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bilmore
People who go to Walmart don't get laid, right?

Thanks. I want to picture that dude with a massive pot hanging below his golf shirt - who is depserately trying to pick his nose without anyone seeing - nailing his wife in the fuschia stretch pantsuit from behind.

Wanna see what 10 sq feet of cottage cheese looks like during an earthquake?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Asian is the new Black. Pinstripes are out this year.

I wonder if you think that joke will get you laid.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I wonder if you think that joke will get you laid.

TM

Nah. I don't like that one. Too quick a trigger finger.

I give myself the whiff on that bomb.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thanks. I want to picture that dude with a massive pot hanging below his golf shirt - who is depserately trying to pick his nose without anyone seeing - nailing his wife in the fuschia stretch pantsuit from behind.

Wanna see what 10 sq feet of cottage cheese looks like during an earthquake?

My lunch.

Turkey on wheat w/mustard.

Cup of Chicken noodle soup.

Pear.

EOM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I was sort of confused, too.

If they were all Japanese asians, it might be that tourists have found your bar, TM. I understand that american black culture is a source of great fascination. But if you meant more generally "has the crowd someplace you hang out recently experienced a noticeable and unexplained shift in racial make up," I gotta say no

When I said "spots," I was referring to other hip hop scenes. I was wondering if asians had a revelation about hip hop recently, similar to the one white people had after MTV discovered how popular it was.

I know there is a huge hip hop audience in Japan, but the crowd was diverse. Not all Japanese. Not all Korean. Not all Malaysian. And they weren't tourists.

But the dj was asian and quite good, so this may explain it. He has a bunch of friends who invite their friends and develops a somewhat specific following.

I just found it interesting and kind of cool.

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Which begs the question, why are fatties so fucking stupid?

They're not stupid, they're just tired from doing the sex all night. You'd be a little addled too if you were getting that much action.

In other words, size matters.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yo, Ty!

:rofl: :rofl:

What we've learned here today is that mergers are only a bad idea if both parties are really big. Or if one party is really big. The antitrust laws do not prevent mergers between small parties, especially if those parties are good looking.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Dave Blood of the Dead Milkmen now drives that bitchin' camaro in the sky.

Would a Dead Milkman have been sufficiently famous to qualify as a death pool entry?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I wonder if you think that joke will get you laid.

TM

You walked into the courtroom
Right after smoking some killer pot
Your watch strategically dipped below one sleeve
Your argument, it was rot
You uttered foul truths to a juror
who sat stunned and watched you go off
And opposing counsel dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and

You'll get laid
You mostly think everyone's with you
You'll get laid
You mainly think most people agree with you
Don't you? Don't you?

You joined Alpha Dog fifteen years ago
When you were still quite a dweeb
Zipper cat's schlong needed some serious repair
And Beer Bottle Cat's schlong was quite flacceed
Social class and ass are the things you loved
And fake tits were very cheap
I had some blow it was cut with instant white coffee
Instant white coffee, and

You'll get laid
You mostly think everyone's with you
You'll get laid
You mainly think most people agree with you
Don't you? Don't you?

I had some blow it was cut with instant white coffee
Instant white coffee, and

You'll get laid
You mostly think everyone's with you
You'll get laid
You mainly think most people agree with you
Don't you? Don't you?

Well, I hear you moved to Philadelphia
where the asses are totally fat
Then you talked some shit bout how lawyers are tools
Yet you still think you're a really cool cat
Well, you're where you should be all the time
Reminiscing with Slave and Coltrane
About naked boys, bong hits and beer can pyramids
Beer can pyramids and

You'll get laid
You mostly think everyone's with you
You'll get laid
You mainly think most people agree with you
Don't you? Don't you?


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[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Would a Dead Milkman have been sufficiently famous to qualify as a death pool entry?

Only if you're a music snob.