Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

I decided to retire to the safety of my room after she asked us to tie her up. Hey, it wasn't my date and I am not one to stand in the way. Or take seconds. I finished the evening staring at the ceiling wondering how I could feel so old in my early twenties.

Were it not for the IV drug use, I'd agree with you, but i think that I'd also pass on banging the IV drug user.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
Were it not for the IV drug use, I'd agree with you, but i think that I'd also pass on banging the IV drug user.

Speaking of which, did anyone read the Mens fitness article that says that 60 million Americans have herpes? If so, do you know whether that includes herpes simplex I (the coldsore on the face kind)? If it doesn't, that's a lot of people with genital herpes. 2x the population of Canada.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
Were it not for the IV drug use, I'd agree with you, but i think that I'd also pass on banging the IV drug user.

Yeah, that and the ritualistic blood drinking (nttawwt). I found out later she was just kidding, but at the time I wasn't sure what to think. It was a singularly unique (hi, RP!) first impression.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
Were it not for the IV drug use, I'd agree with you, but i think that I'd also pass on banging the IV drug user.

But the blood-drinking is okay with you?


Good to know.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If it doesn't, that's a lot of people with genital herpes. 2x the population of Canada.

I hope it's true -- uncle-fuckers. The lazy Canadian bastards on the team I am rooting for in the playoffs are getting their asses kicked. If it wasn't for the moody ex-Commie Russian, a smiling Finnish goon, and a Swede winger or two, they would be out of the playoffs already.

(edited to add that I am apparently Not Don Cherry)

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[...]She showed up later in her beat up Volkswagon. ... Long straight red hair, flawless pale skin, large green eyes, and an outstanding body.... She ran her tongue up the length of the bottle and then fellated the longneck.
...
Jessica was a total mindfuck.

I think I know this chick, if Jessica is her real name, and this occured in Houston. As if it needed to be said after your description, stay far, far away. Stay further away from her friend Kat.

Actually, as a general rule, stay away from any woman named Kat or Cat (Kates are okay).

[baltassoc]

I can't believe no one commented on my ritual circumcision story. I mean, come on. RITUAL CIRCUMCISION. On a first date?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I think I know this chick, if Jessica is her real name, and this occured in Houston. As if it needed to be said after your description, stay far, far away. Stay further away from her friend Kat.

Actually, as a general rule, stay away from any woman named Kat or Cat (Kates are okay).

It did not happen in Houston and am unable to recall if Jessica was her actual name. I think we may have started calling her Jessica Rabbit because of the resemblance.

I may have met Kat, though.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I can't believe no one commented on my ritual circumcision story. I mean, come on. RITUAL CIRCUMCISION. On a first date?

If I had a nickel for every first date/ritual circumcision story I've heard, I'd have enough jug wine to last me a while.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I can't believe no one commented on my ritual circumcision story. I mean, come on. RITUAL CIRCUMCISION. On a first date?

Would there have been blood drinking involved? Either way, first date is way to early to discuss penis modification.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I can't believe no one commented on my ritual circumcision story. I mean, come on. RITUAL CIRCUMCISION. On a first date?

Meh. If she had whipped out the necessary equipment at dinner or had the ritualistic circumcision guy (moyl?? -- help a Gentile out here) on call, that might be something...

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Would there have been blood drinking involved?

I'm not sure about the intricacies of the Jewish religious rites.*


*While this is literally true, I sure that no Jewish religious ceremonies involve the drinking of blood, even if they did kill Jesus.**

**Please, oh please realize I'm joking.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Meh. If she had whipped out the necessary equipment at dinner or had the ritualistic circumcision guy (moyl?? -- help a Gentile out here) on call, that might be something...

Very good, my goyishe friend. It's spelled mohel, but pronounced moyl. Buy this man a potato knish.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Great tournament. The only way he could have made it more memorable was if Tiger was Ernie. That would have been very impressive.
TM

This was a great finish -- I get bored with blowout victories and love a close race. It would have been fun to see them in the same pairing to see who had the better mental game. But Phil's man boobs are getting more noticeable, as are Ernie's. They should both get off-season liposuction to reduce them.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Would there have been blood drinking involved? Either way, first date is way to early to discuss penis modification.

Maybe if she did it with her teeth.