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09-26-2006, 07:35 PM
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wrinkles
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Either you're trying to make me whiff or you have cock on the brain.
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Wow, a Google search for hot vaccuum pix brings the results you would expect. Except for some Latina chick who says she can push a mean vacuum. Dude, hardwood floors? Just get a Swiffer and be done with it.
Or, this girls says she can suck it.

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09-26-2006, 07:46 PM
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#947
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Work on Your Google Skills
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Boogers!
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09-26-2006, 07:47 PM
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Paris DUI
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was charged Tuesday with driving under the influence.
Hilton was scheduled to be arraigned Sept. 28 in Superior Court on charges of driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.08 percent.
Hilton, who once told the Los Angeles Times that the taste of booze “grosses me out,” claimed she had a single margarita at a charity event the evening before her arrest.
A national research study says that a 137-pound woman would need to consume three alcoholic drinks in one hour on an empty stomach to reach a .08 percent blood-alcohol level. The fashionably slender Hilton likely weighs much less than 137 pounds.
I like how they use likely. Really? She looks even close to 137? So it's possible that a margarita could have caused this?
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09-26-2006, 07:54 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
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Paris DUI
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
blah, blah, blah ... So it's possible that a margarita could have caused this?
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09-26-2006, 07:56 PM
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Paris DUI
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Originally posted by LessinSF
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Was that on your birthday?
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09-26-2006, 08:01 PM
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wrinkles
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Either you're trying to make me whiff or you have cock on the brain.
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I heard Hank has a cleft palate.
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09-26-2006, 08:08 PM
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#952
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Fantasy update
Warner starts, Leinart sits.
Denny changes mind. Interesting. Whatever happened last week and the week before wasn't really Warner's fault. I wonder what happened to change their mind?
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09-26-2006, 08:11 PM
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wrinkles
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
I heard Hank has a cleft palate.
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should I pass him a straw?
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09-26-2006, 08:49 PM
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Update
Do you ever feel like your life is just waiting for (inconsiderate assholes) to get back to you? Why wait until the end of the day? Why?
And this...the new Bachelor.
"The Bachelor" premieres Oct. 2 on ABC, and this time, the dating show is heading to Rome. For all those women out there who always wanted to meet Prince Charming, this is your chance (well, this was your chance, since the show has already filmed). The new Bachelor is Prince Lorenzo Borghese, apparently a minor royal from Italy.
Although he was born in Milan, Borghese is a U.S. citizen who's lived in the U.S. since he was five. And he runs a cosmetics company, but get this -- it sells cosmetics for pets. OK, so not really "cosmetics," let's call them "grooming products" -- shampoos, spritzes, liquid pet mints (!) and more. But I can't possibly be too hard on the guy, the home page of his company site is dedicated to his late beloved black lab, Belle, who died of cancer in 2005. Who can dislike a guy who loves his late dog so much?
And the prince sounds like a good regular guy overall. Liz Smith writes in Variety that he insisted no models be among the mix of women.
linky
The prince obviously asked the Donald for hair tips.
But looks better here, in his homeland.
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09-26-2006, 08:50 PM
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#955
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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wrinkles
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It's bagless, and does a great job.
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that's how Hank's wife describes him.....except for the great job part.
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By "bagless" she was referring to the type of wine I would bring for dinner contra your bagged in a box pinot blue, no?
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09-26-2006, 09:10 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Update
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And this...the new Bachelor.
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I think he looks freakishly like Charlie Schlatter, best known for Diagnosis Murder... and for having seen my naked breasts at age 19. By accident!
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09-26-2006, 09:18 PM
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Headline of the day
Man with 10-year erection may not get his cash
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman from North Providence who won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a malfunctioning penile implant may not get the money after a judge dismissed his claim.
Superior Court Judge Edward C. Clifton on Monday granted a request by the implant manufacturer's insurer to dismiss Charles "Chick" Lennon's claim, which his lawyers say will amount to $1 million with interest included.
The implant has caused Lennon to have an erection for 10 years.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15018869/
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09-26-2006, 09:21 PM
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Update
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think he looks freakishly like Charlie Schlatter, best known for Diagnosis Murder... and for having seen my naked breasts at age 19. By accident!
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he's kind of cute in that frosted, gelled hair kinda 80s sorta way very 21 jump street.
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09-26-2006, 09:40 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Bland versus Bland
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Originally posted by taxwonk
David Boies dresses in navy blue suits purchased at Sears. At least he did when he was at Cravath. There was a reason for that and it's not because he was cheap.
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Boise isn't the only NY partner that favors nondescript suits. Floyd Abrams of Cahill wears Nautica.
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09-26-2006, 09:44 PM
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#960
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wrinkles
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Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
I heard Hank has a cleft palate.
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at least there's an operation to fix that. poor you- Flowers for Algernon is fiction.
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