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06-15-2007, 01:36 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I saw an anti-drug film in grade school that featured Roy from Emergency going through withdrawl. So it's not all black Germans.
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There's a guy in North Carolina that collects training videos, educational film strips, and all sorts of other informational films who calls himself AV Geeks. He does a show here in Houston every year, and I saw a hilarious one on VD a few years back. It was a cautionary tale on what can happen if you have an untreated case of syphilis. I suspect the same footage was used as a cautionary tale on what can happen to you if you use drugs.
I looked for it on their website, but I couldn't find it. I give this instead:
http://www.avgeeks.com/pivot/entry.php?id=265
(Warning: you may very well get stuck at this site and never be seen again. The videos here are hysterical.)
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 06-15-2007 at 01:55 PM..
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06-15-2007, 02:07 PM
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#947
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I was a very naive but well-read child. I had a VERY difficult time acknowledging that heroin was a bad drug when the heroines of the books I read seemed to be good and inspirational.
I also got in trouble in fourth grade when some boys wrote the word FUCK on a piece of paper and asked me to pronounce it. I said it was not a word, but if it were a word it would be pronounced "fuck." They pretended they couldn't hear me so I kept saying it louder, always explaining afterwords that it wasn't even a word so it didn't matter. The teacher eventually understood that I wasn't trying to be difficult but was actually that naive when I started crying and made it clear to her that I honestly thought I was in trouble for being "bossy" or uppity by telling the boys they had spelled a word that did not exist. I had absolutely no idea that it was a bad word.
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I saw the word "TWAT" written on a desk in the library (it was in all caps - it may have been carved into the desk - something like "KATHY IS A TWAT") when I was in college and my boyfriend at the time had to tell me what it meant. I had never heard or seen it before.
My mom was incredibly sheltered. She didn't know the word "fart" until she went to college. I believe her family only acknowledged "tooties".
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06-15-2007, 02:10 PM
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#948
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I saw the word "TWAT" written on a desk in the library (it was in all caps - it may have been carved into the desk - something like "KATHY IS A TWAT") when I was in college and my boyfriend at the time had to tell me what it meant. I had never heard or seen it before.
My mom was incredibly sheltered. She didn't know the word "fart" until she went to college. I believe her family only acknowledged "tooties".
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My parents were proud of my sister's language development skills when she asked my mom "What Daddy shitting now?" after he whacked his knee into something, or whatever. |
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06-15-2007, 02:11 PM
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#949
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There's a guy in North Carolina that collects training videos, educational film strips, and all sorts of other informational films who calls himself AV Geeks. He does a show here in Houston every year, and I saw a hilarious one on VD a few years back. It was a cautionary tale on what can happen if you have an untreated case of syphilis. I suspect the same footage was used as a cautionary tale on what can happen to you if you use drugs.
I looked for it on their website, but I couldn't find it. I give this instead:
http://www.avgeeks.com/pivot/entry.php?id=265
(Warning: you may very well get stuck at this site and never be seen again. The videos here are hysterical.)
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It doesn't hold a candle to the hash brownie episode of Barney Miller.
/smug satisfaction
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-15-2007, 02:14 PM
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#950
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My mom was incredibly sheltered. She didn't know the word "fart" until she went to college. I believe her family only acknowledged "tooties".
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My mom told me once that she had an obscene caller harrassing her for a few months back in the 60s. The guy would ask her how her pussy was, and she said it was so confusing because she didn't have a cat, and she explained that fact to the guy several times.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-15-2007, 02:15 PM
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Steaming Hot
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The only anti-drug film I remember involved, in the only scene I can remember, a kid on angel dust (PCP!) jumping off a freeway overpass.
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I learned about angel dust from the White Shadow. Also I learned what a prostitute was from the White Shadow except I didn't really understand the concept. When I tried to explain it to my sister, she asked a lot of questions that I didn't know the answer to. |
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06-15-2007, 02:18 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I saw the word "TWAT" written on a desk in the library (it was in all caps - it may have been carved into the desk - something like "KATHY IS A TWAT") when I was in college and my boyfriend at the time had to tell me what it meant. I had never heard or seen it before.
My mom was incredibly sheltered. She didn't know the word "fart" until she went to college. I believe her family only acknowledged "tooties".
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I was on a first date when I was perhaps 22 (the date was also about my age) and we saw "Chasing Amy." He asked me what a hymen was.
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06-15-2007, 02:18 PM
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#953
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I learned about angel dust from the White Shadow. Also I learned what a prostitute was from the White Shadow except I didn't really understand the concept. When I tried to explain it to my sister, she asked a lot of questions that I didn't know the answer to.
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My sister once pointed out to me the two prostitutes peddling their wares across the street. We watched them out the window over the sink whilst we did dishes. They were not as lively as ones I see on TV. I don't think it was a prime area . . . |
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06-15-2007, 02:20 PM
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#954
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I learned about angel dust from the White Shadow. Also I learned what a prostitute was from the White Shadow except I didn't really understand the concept. When I tried to explain it to my sister, she asked a lot of questions that I didn't know the answer to.
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ooh oooh ooooh!!! I learned about gangs on White Shadow and was really confused that on the show they were allegedly bad. How could gangs be bad when the Blood Hound Gang on 3-2-1 Contact did so much good work?!?????
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"Do the sex." --TM
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06-15-2007, 02:20 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
My parents were proud of my sister's language development skills when she asked my mom "What Daddy shitting now?" after he whacked his knee into something, or whatever.
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We got grounded from rated R movies for a few months when my six year old sister called my ten year old brother* a faggot at the dinner table one night. I think The Breakfast Club was blamed for that one.
*He didn't come out of the closet until at least ten years later. Maybe my sister just had really, really good gaydar.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-15-2007, 02:22 PM
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#956
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Moderator
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My mom told me once that she had an obscene caller harrassing her for a few months back in the 60s. The guy would ask her how her pussy was, and she said it was so confusing because she didn't have a cat, and she explained that fact to the guy several times.
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Ring....ring!
RT's Mom: Hello?
Caller: [breathing] How is your pussy?
RT's Mom: Excuse me?
Caller: How is your..........pussy?
RT's Mom: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number, I don't have a cat.
Caller: No, no......your pussy, how is your pussy?
RT's Mom: We have a few dogs, and one of them has heartworm, but no cats. I'm allegeric, and plus, I just plain don't trust cats.
Caller: No, not your cat, your pussy, how is your pussy? Tell me about your pussy.
RT's Mom: I'm afraid I don't understand. I think you have me confused with somebody else, we don't have a cat.
Caller: Ah fuck, forget it.
click.
RT's Mom: [thinking] Hmmm, maybe we should get a cat.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-15-2007, 02:22 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I was on a first date when I was perhaps 22 (the date was also about my age) and we saw "Chasing Amy." He asked me what a hymen was.
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Could you still show him one?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-15-2007, 02:26 PM
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#958
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Could you still show him one?
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I told him it was a song sung in church and he took that at face value.
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"Do the sex." --TM
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06-15-2007, 02:31 PM
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#959
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Could you still show him one?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-15-2007, 02:34 PM
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#960
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Location: Flyover land
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But if I really say it, the radio won't play it.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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I wasn't really expecting words on it. Huh. Strange place for a tattoo, ABBA. |
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