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01-13-2004, 02:36 PM
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#961
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Since today's posts are less interesting than my actual job -- a Poll
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Manicurist (you would not believe what the maintenance on acrylics can run)
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I can't be careful enough for this. You'd all get painted fingers, for awhile, then no one would come back. The same lack of attention is why all the typos. |
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01-13-2004, 02:47 PM
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#962
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Come out Virginia
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purse junkie
The sinners are much more fun.
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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on for planting a Billy Joel song in my head.
I'll get you back for this later. And your little dog too. |
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01-13-2004, 02:49 PM
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#963
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Come out Virginia
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on for planting a Billy Joel song in my head.
I'll get you back for this later. And your little dog too.
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And you just had to spread the joy to the rest of us who were previously uninfected, huh?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-13-2004, 02:51 PM
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#964
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Jobs and other things
Thanks Debt Slave, I knew you'd come through.
Jobs, let's see.
1. Civil rights activist (go figure.)
2. An artist. I can't draw and always wished I could.
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01-13-2004, 02:51 PM
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#965
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Come out Virginia
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And you just had to spread the joy to the rest of us who were previously uninfected, huh?
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Hey, we didn't start the fire.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-13-2004, 02:51 PM
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#966
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Come out Virginia
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on for planting a Billy Joel song in my head.
I'll get you back for this later. And your little dog too.
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Screw off, you joyless goon, or I'll start quoting Culture Club.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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01-13-2004, 02:53 PM
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#967
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Come out Virginia
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Screw off, you joyless goon, or I'll start quoting Culture Club.
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Do you really want to make me cry?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-13-2004, 02:53 PM
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#968
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Jobs and other things
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
Jobs, let's see.
1. Civil rights activist (go figure.)
2. An artist. I can't draw and always wished I could.
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I wish I had enough money that I could write books, fiction and non-fiction. It's not that I need lots of money, or that writing doesn't pay, but I don't think I could enjoy it if I had to be turning stuff out to keep my kids clothed and the lights on.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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01-13-2004, 02:55 PM
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#969
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Confidential to Atticus
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm a Mythbusters junkie...
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I love those guys. Best Mythbusters tests, in reverse order:
5. Lightning strikes tongue piercing
4. Poppyseed bagel drug test
3. JATO car
2. Defenstrating lawyer
1. Explosive airplane decompression
Of course, the part about never getting back into your car when refueling was elucidating, too, but that explosion sucked, esp. compared to the airplane. |
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01-13-2004, 02:55 PM
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#970
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Come out Virginia
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Do you really want to make me cry?
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Now cut it out be fore every starts kung fu fighting.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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01-13-2004, 02:56 PM
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#971
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Genesis 2:25
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Standing on the First Amendment!
Posts: 253
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Come out Virginia
Quote:
Originally posted by purse junkie
Screw off, you joyless goon, or I'll start quoting Culture Club.
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I note it is never the things I say that result in fireworks, but rather others reaction to me.
PJ, Slave, I think these were both very unChristian remarks. And, PJ, you should read up on a few more Saints, you Jewish girls start much too late. |
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01-13-2004, 02:58 PM
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#972
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Since today's posts are less interesting than my actual job -- a Poll
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Field Reporter, The Daily Show
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There is hope for you here. I beleive SNL may hire Ed Helms away from The Daily Show. They need a Howard Dean.
Good cop
Bad cop
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-13-2004, 03:02 PM
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#973
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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I'll Tumble 4 Ya
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purse junkie
Screw off, you joyless goon, or I'll start quoting Culture Club.
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I know you miss me.
I know you miss me.
I know you miss me blind. |
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01-13-2004, 03:04 PM
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#974
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Come out Virginia
Quote:
Originally posted by Watchtower
I note it is never the things I say that result in fireworks, but rather others reaction to me.
PJ, Slave, I think these were both very unChristian remarks. And, PJ, you should read up on a few more Saints, you Jewish girls start much too late.
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Honey, if I want to be burned at the stake, I can just walk into my GC's office. And if you want piety, my YWCA camp taught me to sing grace to the Turtles' "Happy Together."
P(that oughta establish my religious street cred once and for all)J
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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01-13-2004, 03:09 PM
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#975
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Speaking of Kung Fu fighting
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Now cut it out be fore every starts kung fu fighting.
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Don't call David Carradine a pussy, or he'll kiss you.
Fu for thought
One-time martial-arts matinee idol David Carradine is riding high on his role in Quentin Tarantino's latest opus, Kill Bill. But the comeback actor has discovered there's a downside to his tough-guy persona.
``Recently, this one jerk challenged me to a fight, on a film set of all places,'' Carradine tells the New York Daily News. ``He was saying all this stuff about how I had been in kung-fu films but couldn't fight, because the fight scenes were faked.''
``I kept saying, `You've got to be kidding,' '' recalls Carradine, now 67. ``Then he just started throwing punches. Finally I got hold of him and spun him around and laid him on the ground and sat on top of him.''
``I started kissing him all over his head and shoulders. That ended it.''
Link here.
http://www.ohio.com/mld/ohio/enterta...le/7697512.htm
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