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09-20-2005, 09:37 PM
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#961
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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NYC
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I like to hum "Rock the Cradle of Love" in those oh-so-Catholic moments.
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Whatever gets them in the van...
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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09-20-2005, 09:39 PM
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#962
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Rolling Stones
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sadly, I havent been eleven in at least 100,000 liver cells.
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I looked for a screen shot from the commercial, but this earlier photo (from their very own website) will have to do:
Is he Mick Jagger's dad or just Mick Jagger sans the 4-6-weeks-to-recover touch-up work? |
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09-20-2005, 09:39 PM
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#963
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Yesterday's Oprah
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I hate agreeing with you but that's exactly what I told my lesbian best friend when she was in hysterics after the last show b/c _______ lost HOH. I told her that losing the $500K was the best thing that could have happened b/c now _______ will have to pose for Playboy so she doesn't have to go back to her former job as a _______ and everybody (especially the lesbians) win!
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If nothing else, _______will marry some rich perv who's been watching her on the show and wants to show her the world. Like Anna Nicole.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-20-2005, 09:39 PM
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#964
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
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paigowprincess
2) I think you mean Les Nester?
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Uh, Les Nessman? |
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09-20-2005, 09:42 PM
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#965
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Rolling Stones
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I looked for a screen shot from the commercial, but this earlier photo (from their very own website) will have to do:
Is he Mick Jagger's dad or just Mick Jagger sans the 4-6-weeks-to-recover touch-up work?
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Cut Chuck a break - he's just recovered from esophageal cancer. Thats some nasty shit right there... Not too many folks get out of that gig.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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09-20-2005, 09:43 PM
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#966
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Rolling Stones
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Cut Chuck a break - he's just recovered from esophageal cancer. Thats some nasty shit right there... Not too many folks get out of that gig.
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Ah. The missing link. He is definitely headed for my death pool list. Thanks. |
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09-20-2005, 09:49 PM
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#967
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Rolling Stones
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I looked for a screen shot from the commercial, but this earlier photo (from their very own website) will have to do:
Is he Mick Jagger's dad or just Mick Jagger sans the 4-6-weeks-to-recover touch-up work?
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Jesus, Charlie Watts looks like the devil spawn of Robert Blake and David Souter. |
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09-20-2005, 09:52 PM
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#968
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Yesterday's Oprah
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
If nothing else, _______will marry some rich perv who's been watching her on the show and wants to show her the world. Like Anna Nicole.
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You are truly the Master of the Obvious.
Now here is your homework assignment as I must toodleooo (how is that spelled?).
Find some natioanl enquirer type shots of young celebs with cellulite. try the tabs, awfulplastic surgery, etc. I dont have to tell you how to reseach this, right? |
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09-20-2005, 09:53 PM
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#969
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Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Uh, Les Nessman?
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YES! I knew I didn't quite have it right. It was eating at me.
Why arent you flaming me? I have littered cellutlie ass softballs all over the field. |
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09-20-2005, 09:54 PM
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#970
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Yesterday's Oprah
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are truly the Master of the Obvious.
Now here is your homework assignment as I must toodleooo (how is that spelled?).
Find some natioanl enquirer type shots of young celebs with cellulite. try the tabs, awfulplastic surgery, etc. I dont have to tell you how to reseach this, right?
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I weep for your future offspring.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-20-2005, 09:56 PM
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#971
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Rolling Stones
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ah. The missing link. He is definitely headed for my death pool list. Thanks.
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As Kurt Vonegut is headed to mine. I call him. Nobody can use him. I may have to rotate Richard Pryor off- I am starting to thin he will never die. |
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09-20-2005, 09:58 PM
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#972
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Guest
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Yesterday's Oprah
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I weep for your future offspring.
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Why? Because I give homework assignments involving looking for celebrity assfat? |
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09-20-2005, 10:05 PM
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#973
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Yesterday's Oprah
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why? Because I give homework assignments involving looking for celebrity assfat?
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Because you were barking orders just like a mean mom. With condescension for added flavor.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-20-2005, 10:06 PM
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#974
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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NYC
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Whatever gets them in the van...
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En fuego, my friend. |
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09-20-2005, 10:07 PM
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#975
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Chesney-Zellweger
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
People contacted Hollywood divorce attorney Sorrell Trope, who said, "If fraud is checked that means a promise was made before the marriage, but the person who made it had no intention of keeping it. The promise has to pertain to the heart of the marriage.
Anyone know what the real reason is?
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Renee: Darling I had no idea your organ was so small.
Hubbie: Well dearest, you didn't tell me I'd be playing in a Cathedral.
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