A sad, constant bid for attention

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
For hardwoods, I've found that if you spill liquids, the wetness looks shiny, and shiny looks clean.

I don't want to know what you spilled on slave's hardwood.

Suspense and all.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Tables R Us
Boise isn't the only NY partner that favors nondescript suits. Floyd Abrams of Cahill wears Nautica.

I don't think you should accentuate the city slicker persona but Nautica and Sears are unacceptable to me. I don't care how much you want to bond with your audience. meh.

Brioni and Kiton are pushing it a tad...but Bloomie's men's is acceptable or Brooks.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hey! Just like your team!

TM

Art imitates life.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I checked on these. They are not bagless and they cost $8,000. That's like eight bucks a square foot. Is it really worth it?

TM

They aren't bagless, that's true. You can, however, find them for about $400 to $1100 here with free shipping.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My boyfriend has a large penis.

So does Thurgreed's.

[NotFromHere]

Cardinals sack 'Pink Taco Stadium' idea

Aww. Boooo.

The owners of Scottsdale's Pink Taco restaurant have serious designs on being the Arizona Cardinals' naming rights partner for the team's new stadium.

The Cardinals, on the other hand, are about as interested in "Pink Taco Stadium" as they are Sun Devil Stadium. According to the team, the Cardinals won't ever be playing in either.

Even so, Morton met with a Cardinals corporate sales representative last week to discuss a deal. He said there's a 10-year, $30 million deal on the table.

Harry Morton's father, Peter, founded the Hard Rock Cafe 35 years ago but sold it off last month for more than $700 million. Harry Morton had a $5 million check on hand at the press conference Monday that he is all-too willing to offer the Cardinals as part of the $30 million deal.

pink taco no go

[Spanky]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wasn't Rosie O'Donnell in Beautiful Girls?

That makes it ineligible for best anything.

Yes - but it was still a great movie. I actually liked her in this one. Usually the best actors are total losers in their personal lives. Peter Sellers, from what I have read, was an absolute jerk. Sean Penn is a great actor (he was unbelievable in Carlitos way) but a total moron of screeen. That theme is pretty consistent.

[nononono]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Speaking of vacuums, recommendations anyone? Hard wood floors in every room except bedroom (where there is carpet I hate but haven't been motivated enough to pull it up).

TM

Miele. You don't need one of their top-end one for hardwood floors. I bought my first one in NYC in 1995 and it's still fantastic.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Spanky
Yes - but it was still a great movie. I actually liked her in this one. Usually the best actors are total losers in their personal lives. Peter Sellers, from what I have read, was an absolute jerk. Sean Penn is a great actor (he was unbelievable in Carlitos way) but a total moron of screeen. That theme is pretty consistent.

my ex-aunt is sweet as pie.

[dtb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Harry Morton's father, Peter, founded the Hard Rock Cafe 35 years ago but sold it off last month for more than $700 million. Harry Morton had a $5 million check on hand at the press conference Monday that he is all-too willing to offer the Cardinals as part of the $30 million deal.

I know that kid (Harry). When I first met him, he was maybe 11 or so. I have not, however, seen him naked.

[spookyfish]

Is a total fucking joke.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by nononono
Miele. You don't need one of their top-end one for hardwood floors. I bought my first one in NYC in 1995 and it's still fantastic.

Seriously, people. High end vacuum cleaners? I understand the longevity point, but I have a 25 year old Hoover upright (old school, with the bag that attaches with a spring to the arm)that I bought on a whim for $5 at a yard sale I passed while walking my dogs. That thing still works - although I never use it.

TM has hardwoods and carpeting that he hates. I also believe that he has neither pets nor excess body hair, and am fairly sure that he doesn't walk straight into his apartment from the beach. An expensive vacuum would be a waste of money.

Also, bagless vacuums are not better or easier to use. Emptying the dirt cup is messy and you have to do it often. To avoid getting a faceful of dust, you have to wrap a plastic trash bag tightly around the cup as you dump it out, and then slowly remove the cup from the loose bag of dust. Can any of you see TM doing this? And obviously this process cancels out any benefits that may come from the fact that the vacuum has a HEPA filter or whatever other bullshit feature. HEPA without a bag --that does not make sense.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That thing still works - although I never use it.

Coincidence? I think not.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Warner starts, Leinart sits.

Denny changes mind. Interesting. Whatever happened last week and the week before wasn't really Warner's fault. I wonder what happened to change their mind?

Maybe he realized that the person who told him that Warner wasn't really making mistakes and it was the defenses that were making him look bad, was an idiot.

TM

[robustpuppy]

TO reportedly attempted suicide. http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slu...v=ap&type=lgns